Finally grew a pair to invite my onetis out to the movies

>you're really nice dude :)
>you'll find a girl that deserves you (who isn't me, obvs)

>Your really nice dude
>your
Don't worry OP, she wasn't worth it in the first place

>Search image on Google
>No results found
Jesus Christ this is just.. HOOLY FUCK THIS CAN'T BE REAL

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>But i barley look at you to be honest because youre so pretty my eyes cannot handle such beauty
do you hear yourself my dude?

you're so pretty my eyes cannot handle such beauty

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>thanks dude
>you're really nice
Just move on OP

Fucking cool your autism if you want to get laid OP holy shit

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Lol my sister used to do this.
ugly guys would ask her out on dates while she was in uni. she didn't want to go but she didn't want to miss a free meal either. so she would always ask me to come along as a chaperone and she would tell the guy to reserve an extra seat for me. i'd show up with shitty clothes and they'd have to let me in because we had a reservation. afterwards i'd order something expensive and browse Jow Forums on my phone the rest of the night

>dude

Literally never talk to her again.

Taking girls who you barely know out to restaurants where resevations are needed is retarded. AND he payed for a 3rd person. That beta desrved it.

I seriously cannot believe somebody can be as stupid as op holy shit I thought I was the only one left with no sides

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You deserve to be alone, bud.

she thinks you are too ugly to be seen with her
the same thing would happen to me but i dont talk to girls

>thanks dude
>you're really nice
OP is literally the biggest cuck of the century is he continues to pursue this bitch

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well if

>Pic Related

is you I don't understand how she could say no, also post pic if you're ok with us seeing you

>The way you look at me makes me feel uncomfortable I just don't know how to put this into nice words

Stop acting like a serial killer OP

i used to be as autistic as you op. you need to start reflecting on your behaviour and stop the autismn.

Then minutes later she sends this

What should I say? Or should I just not reply back?

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Just don't fucking reply dude, move on.

g

You're so unbelievably underage it's painfully obvious

if this is real she is miles out of your league. go meet someone at m:gt fridays

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NO PLEASE NO

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forget about this roastie. You'll just hurt yourself more if you keep orbiting her.

They know too much. Abort.

is she talking about you? are you the weird kid?

Always safe to assume

>had a chance and ruined it

classic Jow Forums
if you were smart you would have realized that the fact she said yes at all meant it wasn't a lost cause yet
It's no doubt too late now but you maybe could have salvaged that if you had quickly tried to play it off as a joke

>What should I say?

Maybe she is talking about you my dude, ask her who is that roody-poo

90% sure is you

all women are total bitches, no matter the age. as soon as a woman has her first period she becomes an unbearable "human" and should be euthanized for the betterment of society

Abort. ABORT! You are fuhff TV Iggy if unsung uvf yet guh

What movie did you see? Maybe she just really wanted to see the movie. It was Infinity War, wasn't it? Also a oneitis is creepy af bro.

if you think you "grew a pair" by just asking a stupid worthless cumdumpster on a date then you are sadly mistaken.

TOPEST OF KEKKKKSSS

Godspeed user

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Leave the bitch on read it'll fuck with her head so hard

HAHAHAHA

You my man are hilarious. Your autism is unmatched

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>you're so pretty my eyes cannot handle such beauty
unironically kys

You didnt get it did you dipshit

He is making a Mark Henry reference you fucking nitwit

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I refuse to believe this is real.
No human is this much of a pussy master.

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>underageb!& gets an early lesson about women
Nothing to see here lads, would be more humorous if he were 21+

laughing my (fucking) fucking ASS OFF!!!!

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how do you guys believe this. this is so obviously fake.

enlightment, this boy has

ITS OVER, GIVE UP YOU UNDERAGE FAGGOT
But seriously, I really hope you don't sit next to her
or else things get real awkward real fast after things like this

This dude looks like a real-life klingon.

BUSS DEM CHEEKS

Call her a bitch and move on.

If you see her at school just slap her across the face. Show your dominance user.

Don't let the roastie call you a weird kid and get away with it.

just order the helium, OP... It's over

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"omg please come with me. I don't want him to think it's a date"

sry bro. thing about oneitis is...there's always a better one out there

I dated a cute girl when I was 14. Went to her house all the time because we always did projects together, and her little brothers were always ass naked. They were 12 and 9. I broke up with her later that year because I didn't really feel the relationship anymore and now I j/o to shota threads and she has had a string of girlfriends.