>fapping peacefully with the door locked
>reaching destination flavor town
>BALLS ENGAGE
>ITS COMING
>suddenly door knob jingles
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>it's dad
>sweet release of sperm fucking ruined
>"why's the door locked?"
>absolutely ruined
>only half a shipment
>half the high
>can't fap again for another day
Fapping peacefully with the door locked
Angel Anderson
Ian Mitchell
>he hasn't mastered the skill where he uses his brain to stroke his cock and redirects his ejaculations out his ass
are you guys hearing this pleb?
Jaxson Morris
I like jazz
Ian Miller
>the thrill of his dad coming in and seeing his son in extasy,ending up in an incestuous quickie didnt make him cum buckets
fucking normans
Lincoln Green
yell back "IM MASTURABTING GO AWAY". unless your dad is a religious psycho who likes to shame masturbation he will leave you alone when your door is closed
Juan Cox
>reading a book in my room
>dad feels the need to walk in every 5 minutes
>always sneaks up quietly the suddenly darts into the room and glares at me then walks out without saying a word
>several times a week for years
What makes parents so paranoid about their kids jacking off?
Zachary Miller
On a related note do you guys feel like your parents being home makes it significantly harder to live? like can't think or focus on what I'm doing easily, they're always banging pots or cabinets, as if they are frustrated and seemingly want to transmit the same feeling into me
Nathaniel Myers
and they're boomers
Hudson Morgan
>2018
>he still masturbates
Wew.
Gabriel Young
he wants to make sure you're not gay by seeing what you fap to
Ethan Wright
they are probably frustrated cause their son is a disappointment
Nolan Carter
this, I always feel more relaxed and productive when I'm alone in the house.
Asher Moore
I feel the same. I moved out and the freedom is incredible.I can do whatever I want whenever I want and its always quiet. No longer do I have to wake up to Guns & Explosions: The Movie at 3am or get nagged at over inane things. Always move out as soon as you can afford it.
Brandon Taylor
my dad STILL brings up the time he caught me looking at his porn magazine when I was 12 and how proud he was I like girls
Jace Lee
It's the strongest argument to make for wagecucking, if only to be able to afford your own place
Adam Adams
>son in extasy
>extasy
Also
>not hanging a stiff cumsock on the doorknob
Caleb Perry
>fapping one night
>dog keeps looking at me
>getting annoyed
>yelling at him while fapping
>he just lowers his head and squints
>still watching me sideways
>throwing things at him while fapping
>rage fapping
>I cum while looking at him and yelling
>orgasm ruined
>came all over my legs in anger
>really annoyed
>get up, start cleaning
>notice utility worker on pole outside window
>he's laughing his ass off
>I immediately drop to the floor
>crawl to light switch, turn off light
>still hear him laughing
>crawl into hallway
>still hear him laughing
>well fuck.
Logan Turner
Underage.
What kind of adult man isn't allowed to lock his own door to his own room?
Carter Brown
The kind who live with their parents. That authoritarianism mentality doesn't go away on your 18th birthday.
Jayden Murphy
A good way to stop people from entering your room is to fart.
Not loud farts, but make a habit to let out those stinky ones all the time and they'll often be surprised by a poisonous cloud when intruding. That's a good incentive not to enter user's swamp.
Grayson Wood
Thanks for this fuckin laugh, man
Nolan Howard
Ah I see. My parents never cared about me and I moved out at 16, so I don't get the feel.
Connor Richardson
I'm glad I live alone
That shit used to happen to me all the time and it totally pissed me off
John Campbell
Making no noise, right?
Gavin Clark
Most American parents who don't manage to kick their kids out the instant they turn 18 institute a "my house, my rules" policy, mostly to "encourage" their kids to move out as soon as possible. There are people in their 20s who still have curfews.
Justin Baker
>be me
>have my own house
>i fap when i want, in the place of the house i chose, with hi volume moanings.
later faggots
Brayden Brooks
America sounds like a real shithole sometimes, and this is why.. [/spoiler]and I know because I live there too[/spoiler]
Joseph Gonzalez
Fuck I am tired, I fucked up my spoiler tags and here is proof I can really do it
Joseph Richardson
Lately I've been laying next to my wife in bed while she sleeps with my tablet playing porn as loud as it can go while jack offing violently and she never wakes up.
What does this mean
Jeremiah Clark
It means she's pretending to be asleep