So fat you have a "fat voice"

I'm this fat, too, but it's not like I want to be this fat.
A part of me hopes she denies my fast food requests, the other part is hungry.

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like a heaviness. you can just tell if someone is skinny or fat. imagine if you had a bunch of fat around your voice box, that's how fat people sound when they talk, whereas slimmer people talk with a much lighter sound.

vocaroo.com/i/s1LA5YIxGb3i

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yes defiantly confirmed fatman

Ohhh the fat voice. Got it.

searched "fat voice" on YouTube, found this

youtube.com/watch?v=8xLb2GzARmA

So many of my problems could be solved if I just lost weight and ate better. I don't know why I keep doing this to myself.

youtube.com/watch?v=r05OLQWXCcY&feature=youtu.be&t=338

Just eat less and run a few miles 4-5 days a week. It's really not that hard to lose weight. You don't have to become vegan or go keto, you just need to eat less calories, and you'll lose fat.

>Just
Stopped reading there.
It's a lack of willpower, you dumbfuck.
Go back to

hy litter sister walked in on me watching someone eat.

WHYWOULDYOUDOTHIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

tell her that's how she'll end up if she doesn't take care of herself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukbang
>BJ The Diva ... makes $9300 per month
>BJ Fitness Fairy ... earning about $4000 per week
>BJ Patoo ... earns $1500 per night
>Yang Soobin ... has 2.4M Fans on Facebook
>Banzz ... more than half a billion views
What the fuck?!?!?!?!?

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Mukbang is like 99% of ASMR. It's a sex/fetish/loneliness thing. People watch mukbang because they can pretend they're with the person eating and having some kind of social interaction with another human being.

Have you ever considered that MAYBE being a woman is tougher than being a man, you bitter incel virgin?

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willpower is trainable.
One change at a time
Find best way to incorporate change into life
Make change into habit, so that least amount of willpower is needed to keep it up
Start next change

>does as user says
>little sister laughs at me

i need to get off this site

heh, gottem
feels goodbad being an only child

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>getting paid thousands of dollars to stuff your face in of a camera
>men somehow have privilege

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i like watching this girl eat
youtube.com/watch?v=T7AuRYy2rQA

jesus mane you fuckers need to fast

Epic meme.
Stay on Jow Forums. You don't belong here, invader.

Where the fuck do I say anything about gender? I didn't even notice their genders.
I was angry that you can make so much money with an absolutely fucked up activity that is bad for your health.

well if youre so sad about your fattily ding dong then just dont eat
i know im on r9k but if you know anybody ask them to help
in fact, if anyone would want it i could help one of you guys

You didn't but the orbiters said it all. Plus the article uses gendered pronouns.

i was actually considering this but was afraid to do it

Holy shit fat people are legitimately disgusting

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youtube.com/watch?v=5WoaCkA_OuM

>You have a nasally, highpitched, lispy voice with an accent that makes you sound like you're 10 whole years younger.
>no one will ever take you seriously the instant you say a word

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This is truly a curse, user.

>have deep, gruff voice
>everyone thinks you're pissed off and confrontational 24/7 and therefore don't like you
its not so bad having a high-pitched voice

I know that feeling. I managed to get rid of most of my lisp through speech therapy and also managed to make my voice sound slightly more masculine.
But, my voice is still nasally. Also, the Canadian accent makes it worse.

>have a high-pitched voice
>eternally sound unserious and grating on everyone's ears
I would rather sound like a man than an elf.

if youre fat enough you shouldn't be afraid
all you need is to not eat, and drink saltwater (explained in this vid)
youtube.com/watch?v=KCRAMkuIzp0

600lbs life when, robot?

lmfao
>laughed at the t-shirt, the retard and the video title
>click the vid
>laugh even harder
Holy shit I hope you don't listen to this retard.

Jordan Petersen sounds like kermit the fucking frog and he makes half a mil with his whackass ideas

>grew up to have thunder deep chad voice
>only 5'8

Atleast i have bbc r-right

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>was 130kg
>lose 50kg
>get extremely fit
>stop gym
>gain most of it back

life is pain

>Classmate is a normalnigger
>He talks like a gay faggot elf
>he is fat
>im skinny in noodle from
>radio guy voice
>everyone likes my voice
>i dont thrust them and i think they liying
>i asked to ethics teacher what she thinks of my voice
>she actually likes it
Those 3 minutes felt very good
would live again that memory/10

Start running fat fuck