Ideal GF thread

Sorry to disappoint but I've evolved to brunettes redheads are my second favorite tho

I WANT THIS.

I WANT A CUTE GF THAT LIKES THRASH AND BLACK METAL :'c

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>stoner
Fuck off degenerate.

what site was the left drawing of her done on?

bebinator.com in an original sense

originally posting this again on robot9k

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>Has a passion for something.
>Takes care of her appearance.
>Has a job. I don't give a fuck what, just as long as she works.
>Is willing to put up with my bullshit.
>Has things that she genuinely enjoys doing.
>Modest.
>Decent looking.
>Loyal.

I'm looking for someone who is emotionally available and genuine; finances and practical matters are something I'm willing to take care of for them. Luckily for me I have someone like that in my life; even if they're not immediately available.

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>''i just ate another 6000 calories''

my fucking sides

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we will never ever ever make it

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poser/10, people who enjoy metal don't do any of those things past the age of 16

i genuinly only listen to metal (usually black)

and i walk around outside and listen to shit like darkthrone.
although it's more satanic warmaster and Peste noire now

(yeah i don't like satanic warmaster's name either)

walking around at night that is

You must be 18 years or older to post

turning 20 on august the 21st

I take that back, if you openly share your birthday to prove your age, you really have no hope. You don't deserve a gf.

I'm a male and am like this. It's hell when you get with someone who has BPD

> tfw no cadian guard gf

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you're a mean person and you should not be here

this is for nice people only!

good luck user

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I like her oregon university

>glasses

nah

Outside of that she sounds really cute. Would cuddle to sleep.

Sounds so cute. I wish I had someone like that.

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
I WANT IT SO BAD
please...

This fetish is growing on me.. but robots dont work enough to support that much food

>tfw no falangist gf

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>user please wear a suit
>not wearing a suit every day

Off-grid gf is best gf.

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shiy, can't she get gibs for disability if she big enough tho?

Make youjr choice.

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no self esteem all the way im going to compliment her and tell her i love every day until she gains some and do it again and again so she gains some more

No self esteem gf

same here - untill she gets so much self esteem and leaves me

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>devout Christian
>stretches rules on virginity
She better be talking about hand holdimg

I would protect and love no self esteem gf.

Hoodrat
most likely to like the same music and I need some one to make me more social but probably not into video games
they all bad choices tho

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Too lazy to make one of these:
>fat
>full of milk
>ready to be treated like the cow she is
Done.

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>thin
>very feminine
>family oriented
>saving herself for marriage
(These first four are standards but they're probably too high and I'm retarded)
>Christian
>cuddles a lot with me
>has a slight southern/Midwestern accent she gets all flustered and insecure about (don't know why I just think it would sound adorable)
This would be the ideal for me

Midwestern accent is just more whitetrashy canadian

>be female
>Love me

That's it.

I don't know if I meant Midwest, I meant like the southern Midwest
Just the kind of slightly southern accent but not full on Dixie

Ideal gf for rednecks.

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>no I'm not a redneck
>ideal for rednecks

>imply any redneck considers themselves a redneck

Some do and take pride in the title

Ah ok then I'm in the northern midwest and we all sound like even more wasted canadians

Tired: Asian GF
Wired: Insect GF

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HNNNGGHHHH GIVE IT TO ME NOW
I actually had a girlfriend like this but I had to break up with her because she was dumb as rocks and smelled like shit.
>inb4 she smelled because she's fat
Nah she was just Haitian.

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Incels only want one thing and it is disgusting

But user, I want a different type of cowgirl...

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Wtf, am I a Falangist? I agree with nearly everything on here.

Patrician taste user!
All i dream about is having a cute big titted cow gf to milk every morning, and she moaning "Moo Moo~" while i do it

Robot gf
Originaru

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i dont want anything else

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>Louisville mentioned

Hello there.

This would be perfect if only they existed

you ask for too much, robot

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>tfw no gf like this
original gf post

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Why are you like this
Oregano is in pasta

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because my mom essentially inflicted this curse upon me and my puberty years were spent falling deeper down the rabbit hole now i am doomed

Honestly lads, this is all you really need.

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Yeah.. that one got me too.

So were you forced to wear diapers or something

>i love you for you who are

nice one, almost got me there

desu i'd kill a man for a gf like this

nah wasn't forced to wear or anything, just given tons of motherly love that got taken abruptly away so i yearned for that again and the yearning never went away
i was kept in diapers until i was like 4, one of my earliest memories involve me getting changed, along with wanting to be a baby again even though i was like 5 or something

Also what I assume to be Red River Gorge. Psychedelic gf all the way.

Tomboy(girl) gf

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i had a robot gf, actually met her indirectly through Jow Forums
she was perfect, she was the realest person i've ever known
im an idiot

Hmmm kinda interesting I dont understand it at all but its interesting to hear your reasoning. As the op I just got extremely attached to the type of girl my first crush was

Any combination of these please.

Please.

:(

I made this one myself

I 'm really seriously depressed

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This one is a better tomboy, user.

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I can't take this anymore. Fuck this gay earth.

What did you do?!
How could you have possibly fucked it up?!

If you're checking out, odn't\ be a pussy and take as many normies with you as you can.

u got sum pretty good taste user

I don't fuck with punks

I unironically just want a normie gf
Oreganostt

This hits a little close to home. This is, really similar to me. Hmmm.

Basically a fat hairy tomboy who grew up on a farm in the 90s and is now a depressed fembot who wants to get away from technology.

Use the meme template, faggot

>why should I shave my armpits

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This most of all. I want a blonde southern gf to help me learn how to be a proper man :(

reposting my picture from yesterday's bebinator thread

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Janna Banana is my ideal gf desu

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>Not a literall goddess

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I love Star, but user Janna deserves love, too!

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this is similar to my ex

i hate myself for fucking it up
that other user knows how i feel

my ex was almost perfect and I was trying to fix what wasn't perfect, and then I wanted sex with stacy roasties on the side

I can't believe I did it

What the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting piece of shit.

so so much oregano

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Christian. Every time.