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"wow youre such a pervert user, getting hard just by looking at my feet. I dont know if you deserve to jerk off to them...

I'm in the process of putting together a squad

Why does she wear the diaper? I really liked her until I found out about this

Chaotic unprivate steam

Every woman you've ever talked to had a penis in her mouth and jizz on her face

"We drink alcohol"

Take an apu leave an apu

Whats your favourite album ever Jow Forums?

You leave the men's toilets (after washing your hands, of course) and see this waiting outside

How is she supposed to find a new job ? Her life got destroyed by orbiters

So did chaotic get a bf yet or not

What was the last year that felt real to you robots? It's 2006 for me

What's the best way to contract cancer?

Shuffle your music and post the 1st 10 songs

Uh I don't drink water

Self employed anons, What do you guys do for a living?

Back in college had feelings for female friend

How do you guys cope with anxiety, depression feelings in general ? I've been feeling really down for the past month...

Hey, it might work

Be in an "r9k" discord server

Why asian girls, user? what makes them better?

Are there any discords where girls(female) are a normal occurence?

UUGUUGEOOOAAAAAAGBLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAA

How common is it for psychologists to lie to their patients?

What is the worst thing you have done user?

Incels are a symptom of a dying civilization

Mental health thread #11

Tfw I want a christian, loyal, traditional, family-centered gf...

I don't understand...

Quints and I'll livestream my suicide

"Damn bro, that outfit you got on looks hella cute."

Milf sex stories

Long hair and virginity

Frogs & Feels tavern

I seriously hate black people, guys. If I ever saw a nigger dying on the street then I wouldn't even look at them...

/bg/ - Brainlet General

Roastie getting rejected by her crush

Anyone feel like a beta uprising isn't a meme anymore?

Kids aren't allowed innocence anymore

Bros I just had a heated argument with my mom and I told her to kill herself

Fbi here user, we saw that you keep searching for guns and read elliot's manifesto

This post is a courtesy to all incel/alt-right scumbags here. Get your act together, QUICK...

I never grew up

Sister dropped PS4 while moving it from my room to the living room without my permission

/r9krinkle/ squish~ edition

So if most attractive women are not attracted to black men...

What is the biggest lie you have ever told?

Anyone else want a tall cuddly gf to make you small spoon? I know I do

Jow Forums approved music genre:

What are your thoughts on breastfeeding?

I am infuriated by the state of society

- The universe was created in 4004 BC

Who here transcended? It means nothing to me now! NOTHING! Hahahaha...

Why is there so much IR porn here? I am a scientist performing a study of sorts

Unironically having a British accent

Why aren't u doing nofap may ?

Has someone ever let you do something romantic/sexual with them out of pity?

Using this board is very detrimental to your mental health. It is worse than watching interracial porn all day...

Hi femanon here

What is your opinion on women?

First Job Experiences

How can femanons compete with this?

WHAT happens after you turn 25?

Why do white women have man jaws?

Hey user-kun, how was your day?

Any chad here want to flirt with me and make these pathetic robots watch?

Hilarious and makes a great point

Girlfriends that will take care of their boyfriends like mommy, cook and take care of them, give headpats and cuddles...

Does sex get worse as you get older? If you don't have it when you're young, are you missing out?

If you believe all women are dumb evil unpure slutty roasties why do you want a girlfriend?

Why are whites so easy to beat in a fight

What do you guys think of my first homemade weapon? i think its pretty cool

I am a Muslim and I'm going to drink alcohol for the first time, what should i drink anons...

Just why couldn't I be born a girl? Why do I keep envying them so much? I know this is not healthy

ITT we post and discuss CYOA

Is it true that ugly/fat chicks are the best at sucking dick?

Wanna talk to a guy on Ritalin?

Do you want children user?

Tulpa Thread: Revival

What are your opinions on determinism?

Why don’t aren’t you good with women Jow Forums?

Tfw gf dumps and blocks you

When did you realize you weren't actually attracted to women...

How do people like this have the self esteem to leave the house?

PRESS L TO LAUGH AT INCELS

This just ruined my day, I feel horribly un-engaged and miserable at my community college...

World’s Largest Orgy and You’re Not Invited!

Is it better than pubg?

Any edgelords here?

I just asked a girl out on Facebook. She works at a nearby pizza place. I'm obsessed with her...

Any last words, incel?

So there's that one fuckboy that i really don't like

You are lost in the woods

We tell us eachother the standards we have for a gf

Walk into a shopping mall. Anxiety kicks in

Tfw the ugly/stupid sibling

Help Timmy the Incel get laid and maybe get a GF

Ok, so there is this 16 years old I met on a chat. She wants my cock. Is it degenerate and/or despicable if I fuck her...

Let's have a thread where we list the BAD things about having a gf

Phrases that you despise seeing in news article titles

Tfw no bf to keep me on a leash under his desk to rub his cock on my face while savoring the smell and tease me with it

Why is it so fucking hard to even get the CHANCE to talk to women...

Yes this is video game related as it pertains to the video game community

We are all simulated

Why does everyone hate blondes now?

Fuck it boys. I'm finally going to ask oneitits to hang today. This is huge

Rawrr! imma dinosaur! xD

Anyone else just really tired of life

have chronic headaches every day since the last 8 months

Hello, can somebody please tell me how the female reproductive system works?

Would you have sex with this dude or laugh at him, Jow Forums?

How does one stop loving a girl who does not feel the same for them?

What do you guys think bout pegging/strapons?

Anti-Social tendencies

Should I become a Trap?

This is what incels actually believe

Would you date a girl that has done interracial porn?

I was thinking of going to a shooting range and killing myself with their gun, good idea?

Good morning, Jow Forums!

What keeps you going

Criminal get sex but we don't

You are being logically inconsistent user, when are you going to stop?

Phone rings with the same ring tone as yours

Work in grocery store

How am I meant to exist knowing im 5'6"?

Does not actively go out to meet women

How big was your penis the first time you measured it, and how big is it now? Include the ages of both

Im sad drunk again, post shit thats gonna make me more sad. Sad songs, Pale white girls, anything that incites sadness...

Why did goth fashion and rock/metal music became so popular in the 90s and well into the late 2000s and when did it...

Thin all my life

Fembots, have you ever fantasied about raping a guy?

ITT: Things that disproportionately piss you off

Hey black femanons, white guy here. I fucking despise you...

How are you doing ladies?

Is r9k as racist as Jow Forums? Do you think that pic related is wrong?

Guys I'm being held against my will in a mental health hospital how the FUCK do I get out...

Are you down with the T H I C N E S S?

Anyone else have stalkers? what's it like for you

Have you ever jerked off in school?

I became a lvl 24 wizard apprentice. Post sad bday pics

Jow Forums who would you wife up?

Age/Income/Laycount

Pedofile Exposal Thread

/suicide general/

If you are unironically suicide posting

Do people actually enjoy smoking weed...

You are all fucking retarded

Tfw no qt3.14 coding gf who isn't a degenerate wh*toid slut

Hunger Games Thread

Where my robot /mu/tants at? :^)

Tfw I realized I'm the only real person and everyone else is an NPC

Hi guys see a lot of Fembot hate threads and I am a Fembot so mind telling me why?

What are you listening to?

What episode is on in your life right now?

Extreme Social Withdrawal

/Of The Highest Caliber/

Tfw pushing another loser to commit suicide

The Targeting of Mexicans Confuses Me A Lot

Ask my only friend in life to get me weed because everyone says it helps anxiety and not old enough for medical card

Merry month of may

What's recently been challenging you, robots?

Why is getting laid or having a girl considered a sort of reward in this board or anywhere else on the internet?

Hey hey HEY everybody it is after midnight which means PAYDAY TODAY the most wonderful day of the week by far! Post...

How low are your standards, robots?

Tfw you get caught out by normies

This is Aly, she taught herself the banjo

What's the most toastie you've ever made a roastie in person?

Mom found the ecchi experiment

Semen has testosterone

Constantly ban everything even remotely controversial and severely punish everyone who has any sort of free thoughts

Another college semester of not talking to anyone

What kind of girls you tend to like? What kind of girls end up liking you? (if any)

Pisses ur pants XD

1 week on tinder. got no matches

Robots is this a beta response? I'm high and my oneitis started texting me out of nowhere...

Why don't you just become a trap, user?

You live alone in your apartment, one night you go to the bathroom to have a piss. Suddenly...

Tfw MDE and Sam's videos were the only entertainment I like besides anime and video games

Is there anything worse than being a spic???

Fembot here. I really fucked up

Found out one of my cousins has depression and is talking about suicide constantly...

*drops pen on the ground*

You know whats neat? I just ate an edible marijuana cookie

You're little sister has a crush on you, her big brother

Anyone else have trouble falling in love with lesbians...

Hello fellow robots f-

Do you hear them?

How old were hunter-gatherers when they first had sexual intercourse?

Calculus professor wont round your 69.48 to a 70

Smell my finger, fellow robots!

Fembots were you molested or what?

Download tinder

Aspergers, autism, etc

Markiplier is a white male, Asian female Hapa who is masculine, successful and has a good relationship with his father

Why do beautiful people always get the benefit of the doubt?

All new Hunger Games thread!

Use this thread to convince me, a Britbong to consider dating you, a female (female)

Anyone else here have a fucked up diet/digestive system?

Is a waitress a tough job?

That first emachines computer i ever had

Insightful posts

How old is too old to be a virgin? In my school...

I seriously need help guys. How do I stop eating?? I am gaining weight rapidly and I show no signs of slowing...

Do you keep your webcam covered?

Do any of you see your boss as a parental figure?

ExpIain drinking to me? You pay money to consume ethanol and make an ass out of yourself...

Just think of all the big hard throbbing cocks he has pleasured with the photos he took

I had sex today. what did you do today

The year is 2027, after a worldwide incel attack...

YO WHERE ALL MY SIPPAS AT? REAL SIP HOURS UP IN THIS BITCH SIPPA STAND UP AND REPRESENT YOURSELF

Is there anything worse than being italian american?

Living with no life

Getting approached by virgins in public places

Post your height, weight and any medical issues you have. I want to see how fucked up people in this board are

I don't want to be a man anymore

Got fired today, how'd your day go?

I know this isn't /x/ but I was interested in know the difference between these three things

Humans were biologically never meant to use toilets or hold waste inside for long periods...

Rule #1 of 2d porn: Western artists fucking suck

Never have i ever

Look at this cuck brainwashing his son

Boy Scouts Lose 425,000 Boys 1 Week After Announcing Name Change

femanons will criticize this body when they are 3/10 landwhales

20% of men are having sex with 99% of the women...

/r9krinkle/ - Straight Edition

At least 20% of the male population can't get laid despite wanting it very badly. What do we expect these men to do...

Western europe is america 100 years into the future

I am 5'10" 178lbs. 26 years old. Used to be a twig all my life. Now age is finally catching up to me...

Who here /fucked/?

The root of my depression

Thoughts Jow Forums?

Imagined sucking a dick and swallowing the cum

Fembot thread. Let's laugh at incels!

Tried to ask on /hc/ but there is no conversation

I spend most of my time on a computer...

So wtf is this song even about?

Mental health thread #10

If your fat why not jog 3 times a week and do small indoor exercises daily? whats keeping you from getting thin...

"daddy... you said you'd protect me... you said nothing bad would ever happen to me... why did you lie, daddy?"

The last digit of your post determines the identity of your new flatmate, who secretly wants to fuck you

Date a girl for over one year

Hey I'm drinking and I want someone to talk with

Why dont you get a practice bf?

Love yourselves because we sure as hell wont love you

GIVE ME A BLACK GF

What does it mean to "man up."

I'm willing to bet that most of you look better than him

Help me robots I need a new game to waste 3000+ hours in give me one?

Why is it wrong for adults to enjoy vidya and things they did in their childhood...

Tfw you realize emotional neglect in childhood is at the root of every robot's issue

What do you think of Asian women, r9k? Discuss

Hello fellow robots f-

Hunger Games Thread!

There's ZERO reason for an incel to not to kill themselves

Anyone feel like talking to me?

/LDG/ lucid dreaming general

Hey robots I wann share my thoughts with you:

DO YOU CARE ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH? Mumkey Jones gets banned

hands up faggot, I'm gonna wreck you!

How the fuck do you flirt with women

Brother is having his first baby soon

Missed out on teen love

Is it wrong for a guy in his late 20s to be friends with a 13 year old girl?

The real average penis size is 6.5" with about 5" girth

I need some good names for fictional ICBM developement programs, but my creative juices are running low...

This post is a courtesy to all incel/alt-right scumbags here. Get your act together, QUICK...

I'm fully convinced that she is the only perfect girl in existence

Fembots, please

"Hey user, would you mind walking me to my bus stop after class? My Baba doesn't like me to walk unescorted."

How do I troll people in real life? Bonus points if I get away with it

Johnny Sins, 1000 Scenes with Brazzers

Would society improve if we started publicly executing women who cheat on their boyfriends?

So this is where all the incels gather huh? why do you creeps think you're entitled to women's bodies...

Is there a way to become Muslim without giving up alcohol and pork?

I have the justification for being a ruthless killer. Why shouldn't I become one?

Ask Stacy Anything

What eye color do you think looks best on girls, r9k? Discuss

Daily reminder that r9k killed this young man of 18 years who had an entire lifetime ahead

What is it like being an Asian male living in the west?

How do you want to die, Jow Forums?

Being gay and white in Detroit - AMA

Hey robots. What do you call this body type?

Do you want to talk, user~?

Reminder that roasties wear diaper pads

How can I accept the fact that I'm never going to be cute?

Why is the Chad meme blonde with blue eyes...

What do you parents really think of you?

Tfw nothing memorable has happened in your life since 2010

You need to stop having such an inferiority complex, user

Is this (((their))) endgame?

When you were born with a face like this you have no options in life

Do femanons come here because they enjoy being bullied?

Comfy Cozy thread

Anti-depressants

Do women actually care about children or is it just a meme

/Discordfeels/ thread 4.0 We will (not) give up!

How do i get a cute antifascist gf?

A PSA for robots under the age of 25

Claim your waifu thread

Highly active thread

Currently watching Scarface, what's r9k doing this beautiful morning/evening?

Why does interracial couples trigger Jow Forums?

Do you wish you were normal?

It's over you fucking virgins. Soon you will be rooted out of your jobs and then it's not long before become an hero...

Women get old too fast

Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be a father?

SORRY ROBOTS BUT THE PAPERWORK JUST CAME IN, ALL TITCOWS BELONG TO US LESBIANS NOW...

How can anyone enjoy this normie trash?

Do you unironically have a waifu?

Just found out wife is cheating on me

How do I come to terms with the fact that I'm 27 and haven't done a single thing in my life? No high school diploma...

So how am I supposed to view women?

Feels bad living with a pencil dick, my dick is 1.57'' wide at the thickest (not girth, width)

I have birthday today. It's the saddest, the most depressing, the loneliest birthday I've ever had to this point...

Applying for job

Women BTFOing Jordan Peterson

Serbia are best

Hey r9k, feel like venting about something I've kept to myself for a while, here goes

MY ONEITIS JUST SENT ME PICTURES OF HER KISSING HER BF WTF

Defend THIS roast toast bots

Why not just transition and become a kinky cum slut?

So, im really depressed, liek more then usual, any one else who is depressed wanna chat?

ITT: Names people commonly refer to you as

Uni feels general

Have you ever EVEN kissed a girl?

Hunger games thread

Fembots, how do you detect virgins?

Anyone else always wear a sweater/jacket outside out of fear that someone will point out how small their arms are?

Is it true that 80% of women go for 20% of men?

I just ran away from my stupid parents to hang out with r9k pedos. ama

Go to and post the worst you can find

WHY CAN'T I WIN THE LOTTERY

Mom buys you clothes

User.. take off your shirt

Girl psychoanalyses incels

/mbti/ Memetable creation edition

Can women be robots?

Describe the girl in your class/at work that you had a crush on, or just made you incredibly horny

When do you look at trap porn, do you imagine yourself fucking the trap or being fucked as the trap?

When did you realize that you are a horrible person?

Left my old work

As a 5'6,white,devil worshipping...

I am a good looking pajeet. How do I acquire a qt white gf r9k?

Ive experienced vagina recently and i still want to genuinely commit suicide

Fap to vanilla shit like naked women or simple softcore porn maybe once every three days

What are your thoughts on race realism? How can one overcome the shame of being racially inferior?

Tfw no middle aged bf I can call daddy

ITT: Post music that accurately captures the aesthetic of being a misanthropic shut-in devoid of happiness...

What's the most action you gotten this year?

Day 200 without porn or touching my dick, what day is your streak on user?

Tfw having low-IQ

If you could flip a switch and permanently become a female version of yourself would you do it? Why?

Goodbye robots, I will be killing myself today it is 3:22 EST as I'm currently typing this...

Nazis and other ethnic groups recruit solely out of skin color which you have no choice in anyways

Download tinder for shits

How do I quit porn? Anyone here been successful?

Do virgin killers exist in real life? Where do you find them?

Hunger Games thead

HOW THE FUCK DO I MOVE TO NEVADA????

What do females find attractive?

What do you guys think about girls with big feet? Would you date one if she had big feet?

I just want to be a white man. Imagine how easy life would be

On a scale of 1-10 how much does this image upset you?

On my 11th day of HRT. I don't really feel anything yet though

"O-ok my dick may be only 6" long, but it's thick!"

People meme about femanons, but every time I talk to one...

Every day things become more bleak. Darker. A growing force is pressing down on me, like Giles Corey...

Daily reminder that if you can' get laid yet you

Hello. I'm a girl. I can answer your questions

Congrats on not cutting yourself today, user. I'm so proud that you made it this far without cutting yourself again

Hunger Games Threadarooo

Spends most of his presidency trying to undermine every Obama achieved instead of putting forward his own legacy

/suicide general/

Como estan carnalitos? Ya encontraron gf o no?

Where can I join a non-honey pot suicide pact?

This is a group picture of the guys I hang with a lot. they're a local skinhead group and are pretty cool

Who here drink kombucha every day?

IDR personality test

20F, slim, quite pretty, intelligent, good friends, so why do men always look straight through me?

Any tips on how to remain sane while being at the brink of madness?

Why don't you just settle for an Oriental gf, user-kun?

Daily reminder that we're not wrong - women truly want evil guys and it's not our fault we're alone...

I was looking through my boyfriend's night stand and found an opened bag of steri strips...

Ok this is getting out of hand, how we can help this ''guy''?

Post ITT if you're a successful career man and still can't find a gf

Write letters to anyone you won't expect to read them

What's his endgame, anons?

I wish girls didn't exist, every cell in my body wants a girlfriend and is crying out in desire to hug her

I'm diagnosed with cancer anons. I've got 6 months to live

Keyboards of Jow Forums

Autistic females

My retarded roastie neighbor LITERALLY just got mauled by her pitbull

Would you a goblin?

ITT we trash talk each other pretending we are teenagers on xbox live

"Well well well... user. It appears you finally found me. The cause of all your misery is me...

Let's talk about evolution...

I don't give a fuck if this song topic is already old and i'm giving the shekels bros any attention

Well I'm officially going out with a a 16 year old I work with tomorrow...

Red Flags For Guys

Dumped my gf, pic related

Chess thread v.2

Are most healthy 18-22 year old white girls attractive?

What's the main reason you keep on living? Is there a reason why you're still alive and haven't end it all yet, user?

I made a mistake

This is OP from last saturday's Jow Forums's most entertaining thread in a while

So what's your excuse? if he can be an outgoing normie anyone can

Be an attractive white girl. Become famous

True love doesn't exi-

So, anyone see the latest of Chris'es E-begging on Youtube?

I wanna take a census and survey of Jow Forums. Post your:

Elon Musk is dating Grimes

Strip club advice

Talk to me as if i was a girl please

My boyfriend dumped me because I got angry and said he wants to fuck his sister...

Fembots, if a tall Aryan who is fit lifted for you for four fucking years...

How to get pussy for free?

Even If I MANAGED to Fucking Get A Girlfriend And Shes Not That Attractive All My Fucking Friends Would Be Disgusted At...

Which lotion do you use to jack off?

Do you tear up sometimes thinking about how few people if any will attend your funeral?

Have any fembots become pornstars?

Why is there a stigma against suicide?

Sister got drunk and told me about how she regularly molested me when I was in preschool

Is being an incel just about being ugly?

When was the last time you felt genuinely happy?

300 word essay due for tomorrow

Reaction images

Schizoid General

School shooter achievement thread? School shooter achievement thread

I'm fucking done r9k I hate this bitch of a teacher

How did you learn to type?

Get ""'""fembot"""" gf

"Eat my dust punk!"

Post cute girls in this thread

Very young friend of mine agreed to get picked up by an older man, and drove across the country to live in his house

Genetics and upbringing have nothing to do with it. The fact is, when you were 14-17 and everyone else was socializing...

Bone chilling sentences

Robot and NEET food thread, go

Shadman aside, which one is the superior concept?

Normie roommate goes outside with his friends every night to smoke weed behind the dorm

when I give up, I'll just rape a stacy, it would be so eas-

Why haven't you joined the US Marines yet brobots?

Ok guys. Please be gentle. I've been going to the gym lately in an effort to make myself look better...

Just another feels greentext

/skelly general/

What worries you the most about your life user?

"So user, what seems to be the problem?"

Mental health thread #9

Why don't you become a cop? It seems like a solid career

About fucking time you showed up. Let's see, did Mom say to pick me up at 3:10? 3:05? No, she said 3pm...

Any robots here who were formerly Jow Forums?

Genuine Questions

Not being able to run a mile in 6 minutes

How quickly do girls get wet when they are turned on?

Have you ever caught a girl checking you out? It's the best feeling in world

I did it Jow Forums

If you're 30+, have a stable job and a house/condo with no room mates...

Why do so many girls have a skin contrast fetish?

User, why aren't you vegan yet?

/LDG/ lucid dreaming general

You're not gay. You're just confused

Literally just masturbated to manga

I love you user, I know that things didn't go well for you in life, but never give up user! I want to be on your side...

Cripples should be euthanized. They have no place in our society and drain our resources...

Most of you guys are ok

I fucking hate my dick why is it so shitty

Be racist and think whites are superior to the rest

If there was a war right now you could get killed the first few days and be remembered as a hero

Question for waifuists: Do you fap to your waifu?

Check that IRC channel you hung around in as a teenager

Femanons do you think you can properly please a man if you don't do anal?

Let's see those numbers, lads

Any other fembot here sick of seeing orbiter threads on the front page...

Fictional character that are literally you

From Virgin to Chad

Is he /ourguy/?

NEET survey time!

Seriously, having a gf is the reason why most people are poor???

Serious question for you trap lovers right here

Can you guys help me decide which to buy?

Creative Robots

Chad wakes up to this knowing he'll fuck her later. You wake up alone with throbbing morning wood and depression

What are your opinions on bald girls? Would you date one?

Anyone else collect cum in a large cup freeze it and when its full bake it into food and feed it to coworkers...

Is a roast beef vagene that much of a turnoff to men...

Hey big bro- my computer has a virus and I have to write my term paper so I need to use yours. What's your password?

Countdown to porn:

What's your height and weight Jow Forums?

Idiots buying expensive pens

I Have No Regard For Masculinity At All

I just realized that even if I got a girlfriend I would have no idea what to do with one

Uni feels: stop fapping start studying edition

I just want a cute chubby boyfriend. Why is it so hard?

ITT: things women do that infuriate you

How do you plan on getting a girlfriend if you never leave your room?

Reminder that if you're an incel and you're not /RADICAL TRADITIONALIST/ yet, you haven't got a fucking clue

What are some good anime? I torrent this and like it

The Toronto Killer

Jordan Peterson

Girls only want 6'2 Chad-

Tfw no sweet black bf who will be accepting of my weight and looks just because im white and blonde

ITT we post weird/fucked images

Why do white women act like niggers online?

You're not entitled to a decent life!

Daily reminder: This is how you should text women...

I went through my gf's discord while I was visiting her

Why are women so narcissistic? Why can't i find a simple girl who is good at cooking...

Why are United Kucks such cucks?

Oh wow, it's /Toga/ Tuesday already???

Ohhh WAGIE! Not trying to slack off on your phone at work I hope! Everyone already knows you go to the bathroom just to...

KEWY GOT HER BOOGER HOOK ON THE BANG SWITCH SO YA BEST BE A NICE FREN IF YA KNOW WHAT'S FAVORABLE FOR YOUR WELLBEING...

1KG of tesco pizza costs 2 dollars

HOW TO BECOME JAPANESE - Move to Japan for Dummies

Reminder that a true robot would never say no to this girl

You haven't become a real man until you beat up your father

As a man, I am 100% entitled to eat a girl's pussy and asshole out...

You can have absolutely anything and everyone you could think of

Who else /armpit bacterial infection/ here?

A true incel story everyone should read. It's all about your genes

Anyone else just too lazy to try to get laid?

Why we can't have an italian bot thread?

You have pretty eyes femanon

Guy I see in the carpark at uni every morning

When you would consider a vagina tight, average or loose in terms of fingering? How many fingers is tight...

How does this happen?

When Jow Forums fights

You find you have won 10 million of your local currency in the lottery. What do you do first

My friends made me this cake

Does anyone know any good Discord servers?

Alright, R9k. I have DMT in my possession. I have never tripped. My drug experience is constant weed, some coke...

Your turn user *passes you the blunt*

Women are hypocrites. There is NO WAY to have both hypergamy and equality...

With the recent influx of self-identified Incels, would you be for or against this?

What's it like living in a white suburb?

How do you feel about pedophiles?

Audio porn made me an erotomaniac

Being a dicklet is the worst thing that can happen to a man

Who else here went through an awkward anti-SJW phase? What made you grow out of it?

Why don't you settle for a non-white gf? Are there even non-white women on Jow Forums?

Who /getting dumber/ here

Do you sometimes reread your reply or post you made and blow out some air half-smiling...

Try to look up ex on normiebook

Can we get a THE WALL thread going? My folder needs more content

The worst is having "normal" looks and still dont having a girlfriend because your personality sucks

It wasn't women's rights

If dubs chooses the correct pair, i dump her album

Be me this morning

My life would be considerably less miserable if I could enjoy anime, but I can't enjoy anime. The cringe is too much...

Any bots here have a hidden stash of snacks?

The reason you can't get a gf is because you have the mind of a roastie...

Tfw I don't even have a refractory period anymore

Do people on this board actually have Absolutely ZERO work experience?

The Dream: Becoming the house husband of a rich and attractive woman

What's the happiest you've ever made a woman who isn't related to you?

Tfw way too ugly to find a gf in 2018

Put down the knife, user. Take a deep breath. You do not need to cut yourself

Should Males Submit To Marriage?

Wagecuck thread

She's exactly right you know

What is the race of nongypsy romanians?

Reminder that if you want to """""""save"""""""" """"""western civilization"""""" you are part of the problem...

Is he /ourcuck/?

Omegle and find some friends

Is it normal to not like/want to have sex?

Good day, robolt

Hey femanon, look at this!

Has anyone ever commented on your penis? What did they say?

Absolutely no passions or goals in life

That feelio when no qt mentally ill gf

Why don't you have friends?

IVE MATCHED WITH 3 CUTE GIRLS ON TINDER BUT IM TOO AFRAID TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE ITS BEEN 1 DAY AAAAAAHHHHHH HELLLPPPP

/suicide general/

Fuck you faggots, I am off to Guangzhou (a city in China)

Favorite Death Grips song/album?

Most extreme weapon your parents would beat you with

Do you guys like hairy girls?

Anyone else feel like there's something off about him?

Why are some people just so terrible?

STOP CALLING ME A ROASTIE

Niggers or spics?

Why are millennials so shit lol

Tfw no qt clingy black gf

Is it illegal or anything of the sort to be neet? 24. can't drive. i've never had a job. no bank account...

Do you still watch children's cartoons Jow Forums?

This girl approaches you and asks you out on a coffee date. What you do?

New therapist is a TRANNY not even older than me

Why do men like Asian women so much?

Femanon here, why haven't you fucked me yet?

How to cleanse yourself of all wordly(woman) thoughts and transcend humanity?

"Just approach her bro"

What would you do with a slave? Everybody says incels are evil...

I can't help but notice women's feet now. I find myself staring at feet more than tits and ass at this point

Why don't robots and incels just get a 5/10 gf?

Post a girl hotter than noah protip

Go to the store

D-did you guys go to your prom? how was it?

What was your SAT score? Mine was 1960 (out of 2400). My math score dragged me down

Superpower Thread

Why do you hate Islam, robots? Islam is robot ideology

Can we get a actual neetbux thread?

There is a button. Each time you press it, a random person dies, but you gain a dollar. What do?

I miss my internet friend

Sitting down eating food

Have close friend from first semester

EXPLAIN THIS VIRGINS

Women-only gyms

Can you watch the whole video? How does it make you feel, robots?

Holy shit, Grimes is dating Elon Musk

Senior year of high school

I have a headache

Is life even worth living as a skelly?

Anyone have her nudes? egglin#3362, she's 18 mods

Transition a year ago

It's another parents are talking down to me about spending money to go to uni and going in debt instead of continuing...

What do you guys think of this li'l fella?

Tfw no black bf to worship my whiteness

Tfw summer is coming

Credit score -- a normie schem or jewish plot?

All I want is a cute gf like pic related. Not even for sex just to cuddle and play around with and other cute stuff...

When was the last time any of you texted or messaged a female?

How was work, you goddamned stupid idiot retard?

Hewwo!! OwO it me!! ur uber dwiver!! x3 ^w^ watashi waiting outside for u!! >w<

If you could be born anywhere at any time period, what would you choose?

They're online and not replying to my dms again

I'm a black female with insomnia and severe isolation introversion

Tomorrow is my 40th birthday. Ama

Write a letter to someone who probably won't read it

Are there any reverse traps here?

What would you do femanons, if you woke up in the morning looking like this?

Screenshot dump

When does your diet start, user?

Why aren't you sissy white bois prepping some BBC right now?

Crispy thread? post your rares

hop in faggots original

Why do white men preffer latinas most of the time?

Tfw when when you're relating to robots over tfw no gf and they start spouting Jow Forums shit

At family gathering

Fembots, what would you do if you woke up as a hot guy?

This was my last conversation with my oneitis, it still fucking haunts me to this day

What would you do with $100,000

Standards for men to be guaranteed to get a gf

Why's Jow Forums so bitter? (GFD & RR))

How long do you last, user?

Japanese girls on average look and dress so much cuter than western girls...

How did you become a robot

Autistic Shit you do

At what age did you realize that girls masturbate regularly?

Man, am i the only one who's longing for a childhood i never had?

Are women even capable of love? Unironic question

Mental health thread #8

You faggots are all doing it wrong

Anyone else want a strong muscular possibly taller and more intelligent than you gf that would tease you about your...

Hello. Would a fembot here like to verbally degrade me in exchange for steam games and gifts on an ongoing basis?

Anyone here secretly pack big goods? I have big boobs...

Confess your sins, robots

What the fuck is happening to today's teens?

From 170759270: IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AN INTERVIEW

What is your biggest wish user?

I know some of you guys have talked to her. What is she like in private conversation? Im too much of a pussy to DM her

Would you ever let a girl lock you in chastity?

Do all girls have orbiters?

Is there anything lower than an incel?

I masturbate at thirteen year old girl

New eye thread, post your alpha male wolf eyes or beta cuck doe eyes here

So basically I'm 7/10 and better looking than 70% of the cunts in my grade but I have extremely bad reputation as a...

What race are you?

Say does anyone like browsing r9k while high? It feels like this weird journey that just keeps going on...

Uh, can I have a different partner?

1. Why the fuck would a comedy show care about this shit?

How cheap are your meals user?also comfy tuna thread

What did you get?

What's the benefit of a foot fetish?

Would you rather be a 6'3 chinlet, or a short 5'6 Chad?

Is there a greater joy than drinking cold water?

My sister just told me that if a 30 year old man finds a 17 year old girl attractive, they're a pedophile

I've been addicted to porn since 2007

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