>be me >20 year old virgin >gonna go to 2nd year of uni >no gf >no friends >be living with parents >still living in room and not communicating with them unless they need something >meet a guy in uni >he looks cute >we share the same likes, hobbies, hentai tags, and etc >he's also a lonely robot >let's call him robot >ask him how often he lurks in Jow Forums >he says at max twice a week >mfw i lurk everyday >says he has a gf >asks about my previous relationship >my first relationship was in roblox >never talked about it and say I never had a gf
>my first relationship was in roblox these count? looks like i need to get
Easton Johnson
>no gf >met a guy in uni >he looks cute gaaaaaaaaaaaay
Joshua Phillips
>cont.? Jesus Christ obviously
Josiah Smith
>tfw never got a real roblox gf and only ever had one night stands. I was too preoccupied with my group
Logan Torres
day 2 of uni >robot invites me for vidya at his house >i get a little shy, thinking his parents are scary >still accept >go to his house together >his house is quite big >he has a big bike in his garage >went inside >clean, well furnished >PS4, Xbox and a huge screen TV >he's living the neet dream >ask him where his parents are >he says they're back at their home town >he says he lives alone >get to his bedroom >comfyasfuck.jpg >his room is huge >wooden floor, nicely colored walls, a huge sliding window door with a balcony that views the backyard >his bed is soft and can fit three fat people >gaming chair, a huge desk, lighting keyboard, three wide monitors >I get very jealous >tell him that I really like how he done with the place >he jokingly said I can live with him if I want >haha nice one robot >play vidya until 9pm >gotta go home, bye robot >see you user
Josiah Thompson
Yes, continue. This better end with him claiming your boipucci.
Ryan Reed
>3 days later >Saturday >stay at home all day >get a call from robot >says he got his girlfriend and her friend to go to dinner tonight at 7pm >wants me to meet his girlfriend's friend >mfw too beta >tell him I have a cold so I can't go >o-okay user! get well soon! >7pm >been sleeping like a rock >robot probably having a threesome by now >go get something for dinner in kitchen >walk back too my room >mom sees me >how are your studies, user? >its ok mom >did you make friends at uni? >yes I have lots of friends >that's great user! Im so happy for you >the only thing that motivates me to go to uni is robot >mfw robot is probably a chad >thanks mom >as soon as I get back to my room, mom calls me >user, someone's here for you >its robot >are you feeling okay, user? here I bought you some meds and choccy milk >y-y-yes robot, I'm feeling okay now after I slept >that's good to hear user >he says he cancelled the date >he really wants me to meet his girlfriend's friend >mfw I feel like crying >this guy literally cancelled a date and brought me choccy milk >I gotta go user, see you at uni! >he leaves on his bike and zooms away >i stayed at the door and just look at his bike tail light fade to the distance while holding the bag of meds and choccy milk >literally in tears now
Jack Edwards
>robot >he has a gf I fucking hate this board so much
Gabriel Stewart
>>my first relationship was in roblox
user I'm not sure you are old enough to be here did you make a wrong turn?
Dominic Robinson
Men's hobbies help us escape our issues. For the most part, it puts us at ease. Women have a problem with this because it usually doesn't involve the women and our hobbies.
Easton Gomez
YES WHAT HAPPENS NEXT user
Michael Morris
Monday, second week of uni >robot greets me >invites me to get some lunch >I don't have money, robot >laughs at me >mfw feel sad, robot is a rich neet >user, I invited you so I pay for lunch, silly! >he didn't laugh at my financial status >he laughed at my sentence >robot is such a great person >we get lunch >it was great >i ask who his girlfriend's friend is >he tells me her name >let's call her mia >he tells me that mia is Chinese >possibleasiangf >i want you to meet her because I know you have a thing for Asian girls user >y-yeah >we laugh
cont?
Luis Roberts
>cont >overwhelmed with emotion I rush to his house to tell him what a great friend he is >I open the door and run into his open arms >we embrace for what feels like an eternity >eventually he pushes me back a bit and we gaze into each others eyes >we begin to passionately kiss >I begin to moan his name as he starts taking off my clothes >I help him strip naked >His penis is almost twice the size of mine >He roughly grabs me and tells me to bend over the counter >He mounta me and begins to breed my boi pussy >I am experiencing pure extacssy. I am so in love >His Alpha fluid flows into my butthole and I let out a moan >He pulls out and I suck his cock clean >We go back to making out >Eventually we cuddle and fall asleep >I wake up early to make him panckakes while wearing nothing but an apron >After morning sex and pancakes Chad proposes to me >I could never be happier I am here to tell you love still exists! We can all make it!
Daniel Cook
>Robot >Has Girlfriend
No fuckin way, I refuse to believe. Fagg
Benjamin Davis
continue fuck off falseflagger
Nolan Harris
>yellow fever Sure you can continue I hope it ends like
Nathaniel Nguyen
i like the part when you said embrace in what feels eternenity, thats all a nigga needs, you can cut off every any other part, i just want this 1
Benjamin Sanders
Second week of uni, Friday >robot arranged a date for mia and me only tonight >robot says he will act as the chauffeur >mfw ultra beta >b-but I don't have anything good to wear robot >dont worry user I'll let you borrow my tuxedo >why the fuck would I wear a tuxedo in a steakhouse dinner date >tell him I'll just wear a jacket >alright user, good luck >get home and prepare >heart beating fast, scared that I'd act retarded and mess up the date >8pm >robot arrives in my house in a black chevrolet >where did you get this, robot? >its my boss' hop in user >mfw he borrowed a car for my date >we're gonna pickup mia user, prepare to meet her! >we drive to his girlfriend's house >feeling so fucking anxious >wait here user, I'll get her >robot leaves car and goes to front door >I see him asking his girlfriend >suddenly, someone opens the door beside me in the car >hi user! >autism kicks in >let out a loud screech >AAAAAAAAAAAAA >it's mia >h-hello mia >haha! >robot goes back to car after hearing me screech like a hawk >user WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK >sees me lying on the car seat and mia just above me >user is fine! i just surprised him a bit >shall we go then? >alright! >robot drives to the steakhouse >alright, I'll be here when you guys want to go home. good luck user! >mfw too fucking shy of mia >let's go in user, I'm starving >awkwardly hold hands >we sir down on a table at near the window >pure nature aesthetics outside >I feel like crying now >hey, user >y-yeah? >asks me about my life >w-well uhh im a crim student >awkward as fuck >too retarded to talk without stuttering >excuse me, I gotta go to the restroom >cry my eyes out >why the fuck am I like this
to be cont
Colton Wilson
i hope this is true
urigyional
Robert Torres
It is real but changed to appear more robot based. I'm really autistic around girls in real life.
Adrian Edwards
None of this is true. Gay 'robots' aren't even robots. I'd say go fuck yourself, but you would if you could you shit loving faggot.
