/thatkid/ thread

>that kid who got in a car accident on holidays and came back as a retard

I mean a kid who was on the roll despite the fact he was at a totally different school. For some reason his name was still in the system and he even got put into another classes roll the next year.

>Those kid who couldn't speak English.

Fuck you, stop wasting everyone's time and get the fuck out of my country.

>that kid who sucked dicks for money
>tfw it was me

>that kid who would randomly try to do that "get the whole cafeteria to clap" shit regularly
>that kid who made an argumentative presentation on loli and shota thinking he would wow the whole class
>that kid who got his car keyed in the school parking lot 3 times but no one cared to investigate because everyone hated them
2 of those were me

That kid who rubbed his dick on desk corners to masturbate all the way until 8th Grade
that was me niggas

>that autistic brony who never got expelled for the shit he did because he was an autist
I have a few stories about him if you guys want i can greentext a few

>that kid who accidentally showed up to the wrong school and just decided to stay there the whole day going to random classes

>that kid who was an asshole but always had great lunches so people hung around him to steal his snacks
>that kid who got hairy way earlier than everyone else and graduated with a beard
>that kid who wore trench coats

lets hear a few of those stories user

>that kid who won the tallent show by playing some shitty lick on his guitar

>that high-functioning retard who assumed you wanted to be best friends with him just because you didn't bully him
looking back he was a great kid and I loved playing vidya with him on weekends.

>that kid who would talk to himself in the middle of class
>that kid who freaked out in the middle of class and ran out the door
>that kid who disappeared one day and never showed up again until next year, quieter, weirder, and drugged up
>that kid who spends his entire day with the special ed class
>that kid whose been to the mental ward 4 times in one year
>that kid who was almost a normie until mental illness hit
>that kid who got homeschooled
>that kid who everyone makes out to be a school shooter for being mentally ill
>that kid who doesn't do work because the drugs made it hard to even make complete sentences

yeah it was me, but that's not going to stop me from posting this

>that kid who shit onto a piece of paper and threw it out the window during a test because the teacher wouldn't let him leave

>tfw youre just an empty husk killing time awaiting the inevitable death of your body at the end of your pointless existence

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>that kid who had nothing to offer anyone in terms of his personality, so he just did goofy shit for attention
>that kid who people just put up with but avoided like the plague outside school
>that kid who didn't get the hint and kept on doing goofy shit because he thought it worked
Haha it was me!

I feel personally attacked by this one, except I was only put up with when I forced myself into other peoples' conversations.

>that kid who would stand up in the middle of the class unannounced, walk out into the hallway, and start bawling admittedly for literally no reason

Tell us, user. We have time.

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>that autistic kid who talked to himself and had a rolling backpack
>that kid who had really long hair and would walk in a hunch to hide his face
>that kid who got suspended for breaking all the security cameras
>that kid who shat in the textbook the day before returning it
>that kid who shat in the air dryer so that there would be a shitstorm every time somebody went to try their hands
>that kid who would browse /b/ during class
>that kid who tripped sprinting kids
>that kid who pulled the fire alarm and sold crushed up Altoids as cocaine to freshmen

>That fat ugly weeaboo chick that constantly talked about LGBT and her social anxiety
>That same fat ugly weeaboo chick that let out disgusting farts as silently as she could so only me, who was behind her could hear
>Always talked about fan fiction and japan
>Always told way too much info about her life to the entire class
>Talked to herself sometimes

Basically I would push my flaccid dong against desk corners at school to masturbate, especially in elementary school. People rarely questioned it, they probably knew I was an Autismo

>that kid who looked at hentai on the school computers
me
>that kid who looked at hentai on the school computers
me
>that kid who would browse /b/ during class
me

alrighty
>be 11th grade
>around 2011 so mlp is really taking off
>lanky autist who always wore retarded shirts that said stuff like "i pwn noobs" has been in my class since 8th grade
>he gets into mlp
>comes to school one day wearing a pink shirt with one of those fucking horses on it
>people naturally pick on him
>he gets defensive
>this guy was one of those talky autists who got himself into shit by saying retarded stuff
>he eventually snaps and says "YOU CANT HURT ME! WITH THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP WORDS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME"
>the guy then says "but you have no friends"
>he loses his shit and spends the rest of the day excluded.
thats how it all began. ill do a disgusting one next.

>after a few weeks this thing he has gets even worse some how
>all he talks about is ponies now
>the teachers are required to talk to kids with no friends and disabilities so they can develop social skills or something
>every day the teachers always have to hear him talk about the fucking show every day
>some straight up avoid talking to him because of it
>one day i walk into a bathroom to take a shit after class
>brony went to the bathroom just before class ended
>hear weird noises coming from the stall next to me
>start hearing the fucker say things like "oh yea twie take her fucking dick"
>i look over the stall to scare the shit out of him
>hes got headphones in on his school laptop watching mlp futa hentai masturbating furiously
>i just figure id rather leave him alone
>he stays in there for the rest of the day

>that edgy middle schooler that was proud of being retarded

At least he had the decency to do it in the toilets as opposed to in class.

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I'd like to hear more about this tard.

yeah what else did he do

Is her name Sarah and a groupie for tranny contests?
Can you hit her with your van please?

oh he did it in class too. never got in trouble for it but it wasn't that interesting since i wasn't there that day.
>eventually we have to do a presentation on some kind of culture surrounding a subject
>i picked the guitar and did a powerpoint on the ways it has been played in history
>this fucker picked my little pony of course
>he did his research ill give him that but the presentation was unbearable
>we had to do a 15 minute presentation each but his went on for nearly 30 minutes due to how much he stuttered and how much pointless shit was in it
>one of the slides was about /b/ of all things
i just realized he probably still goes on here and he might be reading this
>his show was cut short as the teacher said he "ran out of time" when he pulled up his slide on what clopping was
>most unbearable 30 minutes of my life
>mfw his slide show had 97 slides each taking like 2 minutes to read

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What else did he do?

I don't really understand how people like that can even exist. Isn't it like psychosis or some shit to have absolutely no connection to reality to be able to pull that kind of shit off?

this was probably the most cringey thing he did
>be near end of year
>school hosted a talent show at the end of each year
>i entered that year and wanted to play a solo on my guitar because normies love that shit
>this fucker entered too
>everyone was terrified of what would happen
>after 4 or so months of practicing every day i go to the sign up sheet
>see bronys name on it
>get even more pumped up
>night of the show
>show is about 3 hours long so we get to practice a bit back stage
>this kid is standing in the corner shaking
>ignore him and focus on just practice
>end up confident enough to perform
>get little tickets showing when we go on stage
>i get the 3rd last act
>hell yea time to close this show with a bang
>brony asks to go last
>when asked why he says "so mother knows when to start filming"
>he calls his mom "mother"
>still no idea what his act is
>my turn to go out
>fucking kill it
>standing ovation
>by far my proudest moment
>the other two guys after me bombed because of it
>finally, brony goes on with a mic
>noticed his mother leaving as soon as he got on stage
>she fucking wanted him to go last so she could leave and hide from the shame
>suddenly music starts
>this motherfucker started mumbling all the words to an mlp song
>he eventually stops singing for like 30 seconds and locks up
>he then proceeds to puke his guts out all over the stage
>has to be carried off
>he starts screaming for his mother in the fetal position
>she has to come back in and go on stage to carry this fucker away like a crying baby
>this poor woman is like the mommy from those tendies greentexts
>i ended up winning the talent show
wew

also there was a dvd released of the show and they showed it to us. his performance was on it including the puking. i hope to god its on the internet somewhere because id love to see that shit again.

>that kid who did his science project in Minecraft was me. Me and my partner both got a 120% too, and the teacher showed every one of his classes
>that kid who got photographed jacking off in the bathroom stall and the photo was passed around the entire school through social media
>that kid who sperg'd out and threw his backpack at an assistant principal
>that thot who got dragged out of a fight and bodyslammed by a school police officer

>that kid who came to school high every day and always had snacks
>that kid who only came to school with a water bottle
>that kid who got his dick sucked 4 times in the stairwell
>that kid who comes to school once a week that was me
>that kid who repeated freshman year 3 times
>that kid who was smart enough to get into a good uni but went to community college

This mlp dude is a fucking legend

Agreed

Papa John's original pepperoni pizza

>that kid who was just an empty husk killing time awaiting the inevitable death of his body at the end of his pointless existence

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Looking for Max the ninja full story, lost the other caps

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That was a good thread desu. Have you tried looking for the archive?

Absolute win. Gift this man a Jow Forums gold pass.