I'm thinking of going to a strip club
How do they work? What's the rules?
I'm thinking of going to a strip club
Jonathan Rodriguez
Aiden Powell
If you get a lap dance don't be putting your hands on the bitch. One of my m8s got us kicked out and it was really embarrassing.
John Nelson
>Do not touch the girls
>Go with friends
>Bring plenty of small bills but some larger if you want lap dances
>Girls may ask if you want a lap dance for a price, usually for one song. (Again, hands off)
>"Perverts Row" is the section the seats right up against the stage. Don't sit there if you're nervous about this being your first time
>Tip your waitress, but not a ton. It's etiquette, but still retarded
>For extra fun, put a $5-10 in your mouth and lay down on stage. It's common where I'm from, but may not be everywhere, so wait to see if other do it first
>DO NOT TOUCH THE GIRLS
Lucas Martin
avoid the urge to rape or kill
Hudson Garcia
>>For extra fun, put a $5-10 in your mouth and lay down on stage.
Cooper Scott
You've never seen that happen? Like I said, it's common where I'm from. They'll slide down the pole the grab it from you, maybe take off your belt and slap you with it. You know, shit like that.
Jaxon Hernandez
are vip rooms really just a fuck session?
Benjamin Robinson
God strip clubs are pathetic
Kevin Diaz
Yes. But only for high rollers (1k+) and those with connections.
Michael Thompson
I don't live in a really big city (population 380,000) so I can't really say. I mean, there's a separate section for private lap dances, but I don't think we have the VIP room you're talking about. I guess it would depend on the club.
Henry Wilson
Why do strip clubs even exist if I can just watch porn at home? I actually don't get the appeal.
Adrian Allen
Why do live sports events even exist if I can just watch the game at home? I actually don't get the appeal.
Cameron Scott
horrible analogy
Easton Wood
Why do women even exist if I can just use my fleshlight at home? I actually don't get the appeal.
Leo Sanders
Apparently strippers statistically have insane rates of STDs even compared to prostitutes so call girls are probably better if you want to actually fuck
Jonathan Howard
Who is the girl next to diva suppose to be? dva?
Lincoln Miller
Lol, whatever you say CK Louis
Jackson Bell
fox bitch from league of legends
William Jackson
It's fucking Ahri and D.va, you fucking FAKE gamer
Jacob Baker
Da duq? Every strip club I go to you touch da girls. Are you people retarded? This isn't a titty bar. You actually do touch the girls in a strip club. If you got kicked out it was probably because you were being an annoying roaming creep, not simply because you touched the dancers paid to be touched by you.
Charles Allen
Every region has different rules. I cannot use my hands to touch girls where I live, whereas in Vegas, you can grope.
Jace Morales
Now they're getting it
Easton Wilson
Reminder that even Shadman understands the fundamentals of art better than Sakimi.
Blake Thompson
Reminder that Sakimi's art makes my pee pee feel goooood
Jason Howard
By fun you mean pink eye, right?
Elijah Collins
Good rule is dint go.
Went to all nude in Texas. Get private dance, Stripper rub her nasty bare junk on jeans, jeans smell like shit, pretty sure I got worms from her now my anus won't stop itching
Mason Morgan
What's the point user? You're just going to get all worked up and hard... and you can't even touch.
Keep your money. Grab your dick and double click.
Jaxson Rivera
this just masturbate at home
all the whores there are probably super gross anyway fuck that
Charles Watson
Are you retarded?
Just spend money and keep your hands off the girls. They'll let you hang out even if you aren't there for the strippers as long as you are spending.
Sebastian Lee
I've made out with several strippers, fucked one, kissed a black one on the pussy. I am fine. Just be cautious, don't get too drunk.
Aiden Davis
>tfw live in a place where touching the girls isn't only allowed, but expected
Ian Ortiz
>I've made out with several strippers, fucked one, kissed a black one on the pussy
Luis Morris
haha its your money to throw away
Liam Turner
>put a $5-10 in your mouth and lay down on stage
dude im laughing, what in the fuck does this lead to? Im thinking so hard, I think my brain has a boner.
Luke Green
Well the bitches ain't animated that's for damn sure
Daniel Sanders
Don't listen to the guy who said you can't touch the girls. They actually expect you to grab a titty or lick a nip or two. That's how you keep coming back.
Angel Brown
The one I go to is trashy as fuck but fortunately I'm into the trashy trailer park look. You're not allowed to touch the girls (bouncers will be on your ass in a second if you do that) but they're allowed to touch you. Give them a dollar at this strip club and they will motorboat you or shove their hands down your pants and stroke your dick a few times while they hover their pussy above your face. I know they will fuck or give a blowjob for $50 or so, but that seems like a great way to get multiple STDs so I don't do that.
Levi Cook
Anyone know any good strip clubs with big assed black women like pic related? Do black strippers often let you fuck them too?
Mason Butler
hooker cost as much as money blown at a club and you can fuck her
figure it out dumbo
Angel Phillips
Yes, pay money to have an ugly crack whore give you several stds.
I'd never really give money to either, I have morals, but I think a strip club would be a slightly better choice, since you don't have to see the nasty roast they've got going on downstairs, it leaves something for the imagination at least.
Gavin Davis
>every whore is a crack whore with stds
>durr
>hurr
>burr
>below 12 iq
Cameron Sullivan
the fuck am i suppose to do with my hands??