Just lost my virginity with an escort 1 hour ago. 500 bucks (Canadian dollarydoos) lmao for 1 hour

Just lost my virginity with an escort 1 hour ago. 500 bucks (Canadian dollarydoos) lmao for 1 hour.

27 years old, wizardom has been fucking denied.
Very voluptuous Asian girl, but I think I picked wrong because she was kinda shy/new to the business and shy + shy = double shy.
Told her I was a virgin.
Nice massage, some kissing, handjob/blowjob and then she got on top of me.
Bad news though lads, I didn't even come.
I think it's because I mean, I just wanted to fuck her to get this incelness off of me, so while I definitely could have come from her sucking me off I didn't want to because the primary objective was just my benis entering bagina.
I got hard and she was sucking me good but when it came time to fuck I don't even fucking know it didn't feel like much at all. I thought I'd bust as soon as I entered her but nope in fact I'm pretty sure my stiffy just died. And then I couldn't get hard again after that and then time was up.
I ironically think I might've enjoyed talking to her more than fucking her. She was a sweet girl.
She said I had a big dick. Her condoms were pretty fucking tiny so maybe it's true. Or maybe not, her words didn really mean anything to me.
Porn really fucked me up, I guess.

For me, I'm just glad this dark fucking burden is off my shoulders. I have our fallen brother Van Boy to thank for pushing me to this as I was unironically starting to feel pressured by all these fuckers talking about incels.

Glad I did it. But it was loveless and rather disappointing and now I have blue balls.

Any questions?

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I've never actually had blue balls
Do they hurt a lot? Do they actually turn blue?

wow, paying for something that billions of men get for free

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No, lol. They just feel heavy.
Oh really wow I thought what I did was cool and not at all an act of desperation thank you for this wake up call.

I lost my v-card to a random girl that I didn't even really like. I couldn't cum during the first round either. I think it's pretty normal, especially if you are cut and use condoms.

>didnt even come
So all it takes to lose your virginity is to enter a woman? I thought you had to consummate the act.

>Didn't cum
>Used condom

Daily reminder that you are still a virgin

OP why didn't you fuck a trap? You are gay. That is why you could not cum.

>Daily remindee you're still a virgin
Who fucking gives a shit? It doesn't fucking matter whether he's or not. If he didn't come it's because he didn't even find sex that necessary to his happiness and well-being and sure as fuck there are a ton other things that he can and should do in life to advance his happiness. Fuck you. I'm quitting Jow Forums. This is a fucking promise. Screenshoot this NOW, and you'll never, ever see me again posting in this shithole of a noard. This is a fucking promise.

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Screenshotted. See you again tomorrow.

You won't be seeing me tomorrow, neither the day after tomorrow, neither this week's month, year or decade. I'm quitting this for good. This is my last day. Goodbye.

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You should leave. I really hope you do, mate. I'm thinking about taking a week off from all social media just to see if I notice anything. I don't post here often, I just wanted to share my story of fucking a whore so that it might help someone in some way.
And you're right, this wasn't the solution to finding happiness. It was just an idea stuck in my mind (I had been dwelling on this for many months now) and the only way to kill it was to summon the courage and just fuck a prostitute.
I unironically thought this might be the case driving home but I barely ever jerk it to traps. Doesn't do much. If I fucked a trap prostitute I know I'd be disgusted with myself right now.

Well goodbye Ricebot, I hope you at least have some good memories of Jow Forums along with all the toxic ones
I hope you have a nice life

I'm gonna miss you. :(

take care user.

loliginal

Are you planning on seeing more girls in the future? I'd advise against it, unless you have a steady flow of income. I used to see escorts on the regular, though I became more of a fun of 'bodyrubs' later on.

>never see me post again
>posts 11 mins later

Sure.

Going in two days myself again

I need that skin to skin contact, it's summer soon and all the skimpy clothes make me nuts

Its normal to not being able to finish on first time. Also you're virgin until you cum inside of a woman, so yeah youre still a virgin and just lost 500bucks, what a faggot.

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Why can't you just stay here for fun?

It's my last day user. I will post until this day ends and that's it.

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Ok user thanks, good luck in life.
>Well goodbye Ricebot, I hope you at least have some good memories of Jow Forums along with all the toxic ones
>I hope you have a nice life
Goodbye, maybe you'll find me on plebbit someday. Im moving to there because, even though it's a shitplace full of normalfags, it's not as toxic as this. Godspeed. Love you user, you are one of those that gave me so many fond and funny memories of Jow Forums, seriously, thanks a lot.

>I'm gonna miss you. :(
Me too, goodbye.

>Why can't you just stay here for fun?
I wish I could, but unfortunately, a lot of the images here are just too toxic, and I have crippling intrusive thoughts. Besides that the hate around here is just unbearable and harming my mental health. I appreciate the thought though user.

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Yeah you sound really committed

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I am actually, more than any other time. This is a promise.

>namefagging
Good, feel free to leave any time

Probably not... at least not for a long time. Listen man a girl hopped on my dick and rode me hard for like 10 minutes.

Ay, Listen, good on ya mate for doing the deed. Dont't forget the good things we taught you and forget the bad things others taught (tranny shit, incel shit). Your feelings are your own true best friend, and I hope in your future you always remember if no ones there for you, loneliness isn't as bad as people say. You are the only person who knows you best. See ya in the afterlife faggot.

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didn't cum? didn't count. next come da violence..

You will be back in a few months time. We all are.

Just remember that you are here forever.

That doesnt not make you less of a virgin, you only lose virginity once you cum that riding part doesnt mean shit, youre still a virgin.

>Don't forget the good things we taught you
>See ya in the afterlife, faggot
See ya. Godspeed!

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I'm in the same boat user. Hired an escort last Monday and couldn't come.
I read up on it afterwards and turns out it's pretty normal, especially if you mastutbate regularly and are cut.
Since then I lost interest in porn and stopped mastutbating. I'll probably hire her again though because female affection is a euphoric feeling.

>You will be back in a few months time. We all are.
>Just remember that you are here forever.
No I'm not. I've decided to change, and change for good. And I fucking KNOW this time it's gonna work because I am so fucking dedicated to it I'm 100% I won't be here again. I quit porn the same way, have been free of it for months and don't plan to ever see that shit again. It's the same with here. Sure, I might end up seeing related r9k posts on Reddit r/r9k but I will try and do my best to replace my Jow Forums habits for something else, probably Reddit. Goodbye friend.

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>I ironically think I might've enjoyed talking to her more than fucking her. She was a sweet girl.
This is normal. This is what normies mean when they say sex isn't a big deal. The feeling of being wanted is the best part. The feeling of someone being interested in you. The feeling of knowing someone wants to make you feel good and wanting you to make them feel good. The knowledge that you are enough, you are adequate.

All of these things are more important than the mere act of sex (even though that is nice in and of itself), and you found that out for yourself today.

This is a great post. Too bad love isn't real