How would you solve this problem?

How would you solve this problem?

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as a white boy, i would suck his dick to defuse the situation

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by killing the beta

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shoot the nigger.... or deport him to Wakanda

good boy

das racist

>whisper surpass the frailty of your form
then sucker punch him as hard as possible

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>how to get the shit beat out of you: a short guide

And then she fucks him while ten doctors are trying to put you together.

i have something that i have prepared for this scenario. I have a string that is attached to my jacket, which is attached to a row of bottles around my chest with a small device. Whenever someone would threaten me, or threaten someone else, the fruits of my labor would be let loose.
What fruits?
Cum
I came inside all those bottles, about 5 glass milk jugs, ever since I was a teenager, making sure my plot would work. As soon as I pull that string, the small device would cause my cum bottles to explode, delivering sticky glass shrapnel onto myself and everyone in a 500 foot radius. I call it my cumxit vest. But alas, such a thing is only a dream, so I shall name thee, OP, a faggot.
Adieu

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My brother punched me in the mouth once when I was pissed. It didn't even hurt. I just stood there for a moment questioning if anyone could be that stupid. Then he had that "oh fuck, what have I done" look on his face

lol good times. I gave him stitches that night. Moral being yeah, one punch is not going to put someone down like it does in kung fu movies

that negro is a gorilla nothing a white boi can compite with
I would say pepper spary his nigger eyes and throw him a rock or something the fastest you can, I won't even touch that aid infected negro
Pulling a gun and killing it is to much tho, it would be 100% ride to jail.

You'd be more successful with and AIDS infested needle. Even niggers know to avoid it.

It absolutely can. Our brains are not made to take huge hits. But if you don't aim for the temples it's much easier done with a bat.

I'd try to beat him up and probably suceed, I can advise anyone to pick up a combat sport it's amazing knowing you can pretty much beat anyone up

I'd hope I've acquired a gf reasonable enough that she doesn't expect me to fight someone twice the size of me

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Why are black bois such sissies?

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Not even ufc fighter knock each other out on the first hit

Black "men" bwahahahah
ho

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>I'd try to beat him up and probably suceed

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I'm a heavyweight boxer fuck you

Your brother is probably an underage manlet. If you know how to punch you can easily knock someone out in one hit.

Nigger lover detected.
lel

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They take hits to the head for a living. Take a normal person vs UFC fighter and it's a different story.

This is why I'd never get a gf that hot. I just want an average girl. Myself I'm pretty much a ghost who no one notices, and I'd hope my gf would be as similar as possible for a woman. Although as a woman you just can't be invisible.

I used to box for three years I know how to punch you losers.

I could literally break my own hand/kill someone if I hit with all my strength

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Women don't want a fat baby dick nigger like that. He's probably got an average cock. The niggers women want are the tall skinny niggers with donkey dicks
Breaking your own hand is the polar opposite from killing someone. Haven't you ever punched through a wall?

You obviously dont know anything about boxing. Bye nerd

Behold the power of the black race yeah

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I'm willing to bed I could knock you down in one punch even if you saw it coming.

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Heard that one before. You can win this internet fight if it makes you feel better user

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well if you're not putting yourself in the shoes of the skinny manlet in the OP why bother answering?

the implied situation is someone harassing your girl who is much bigger and stronger than you

But getting hit so much actually destroys your chin. Not build it up.

Probably why randy cotoure did so well even in his 40s. He got in the game late

Except for the faggot that I've beat up niggers in real life. Here I am bullying a black guy.
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>some old homeless guy
wow showed him

That dude has huge muscles, and also the belly doesn't turn off too many women. There are a ton of women who like bellys like that (probably reminds them of their dads because women are fucked up). Not to mention he is a huge dude. Anyways, it isn't relevant because this average gf would dislike attention and would turn down even the most attractive man, because she is loyal. Just a pipe dream though I guess.

lol what? Huge muscles? That guy is 20% body fat.

I'm bigger than that guy. I'm a little thinner but my shoulders are just as wide. I'm confident I could beat him. There's guys much bigger than that guy.

That guy wasn't homeless. That's just how the average nigger in the ghetto looks.

>interracial gay porn collector trying to look down on people

ayylmao

t. buttblasted boi

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because he's a brainlet heavyweight boxer

>me big me punch no think