All incels, why not just get a hooker??
You going to get prosecuted for your virginity soon. This is your last chance, just fuck a hooker.
inb4. "Amerimut here, prostitution is illegal." People do it anyway, so why don't you?
inb4. "I am too ugly, even hookers won't look at me." it's literally their living. They would fuck a tard for money.
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I had gfs and legit like fucking hookers more to one night stands
Love sex is on another level tho
I've fucked prostitutes before. But like you can't tell anyone you've fucked them, so you're still incel in the eyes of the public.
Prostitutes negate the entire concept of an "incel". Incels are just robots with advanced autism.
Why theyre always rushing
It really rustles my jimmies
This desu
Oragana
>Why theyre always rushing
>It really rustles my jimmies
Because you're poor
Expensive escort don't look at the time
Rewsident r9k rapper here again, gonna hijack this bait thread to promote my single "Life is NEET", lets be friends!
OP here, You don't have to admit it was a prostitute. Say "one night stand".
Rip shuaby
No one will believe that you can get a ons if they never see you with any girls in real life.
Kind of like that kid in school who said he had a super hot gf who just happens to go to a different school.
But the vagina juice sniffing police dogs will not get you, so you are safe!
>hire a hooker
>shes an undercover cop working vice
>get arrested
>go to jail
>lose my anal virginity to big bubba instead
I guess it could work
Your point in OP was that this would help you lose your incel label. If no one believes you, people will still think you're incel.
Again, I've fucked multiple prostitutes but most people probably think I'm a virgin since they never see me with girls in my daily life.
That never happens
If youre not going to have the minimum amount of cojones you might as well transition.
>haha youre a pussy because you dont wanna get arrested for trying to get laid lmao
Yeah pretty much cause the odds of being arrested are slim to none so not doing it would in fact make you a pussy.
>odds of being arrested are slim to none
Got actual data to back that up or are you just talking out of your ass?
Did your prostitute "experience" help you in life tho?? (OP)
>Did your prostitute "experience" help you in life tho?? (OP)
Yeah made me realize sex is not a big deal so now I can talk to girls
No, we need full communism.
It's the only solution top the incel problem.
Seize the means of reproduction.
What about me and all the other people that done it and nothings happened
I want love, not orgasms.
What about all the people who have done it and got arrested?
It helped my mental state but other than that not much.
one of my staff workers at school made it to the news for soliciting prostitutes and he is now the laughing stock of the whole society. people are making meme of him and he is in jail.
Well he probably asked a street walker instead of using a website
Incel doesn't necessarily mean VIRGIN that's one. Two - incels don't care about sex as much as they
care about having someone to love them. Incel here, I paid two hookers for sex and it sucked.
It was worse than jerking off, you could feel and see and smell the fact that they wanted it to end ASAP.
Never again. I want someone to touch my heart and soul and be my life companion with whom I will
eat the fruit of our love by having sex togeter.