Looking for cute internet boyfriend! We can play games, watch stuff, talk all day (I'm a NEET). I'll be loyal to you...

geez, you mean like marriage?

Fuck it, I don't care if you're catfishing. Just please give me the illusion of being happy and loved. For the sake of my sanity please just don't let me be alone anymore.

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I want to drench you in my cum

I'm 33
let's be gf

>I'm a bio female.
Yeaaaah no you're not.
Goodbye.

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That would be really ideal but I live pretty far out and have some social issues so starting online would be 10/10.

Can you post yours? What do you play?

/soc/ is crap. Everyone there lies and asks for lewd stuff. The few people I've talked to from there don't even get basic meme references, it's not even part of this website.

Yeah I want to get married

Contact

Don't be too bitter and mean please, contact if you want

Yes I'm being horrible and attention whorey or whatever else but I just want someone I connect to if that makes me evil then please pummel my genitals with stones so I can be freed from my thotty ways like those redpilled African fellows

Kik name: Kalmahavak
Discord: #9624

Got any other ways of contact?

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hey 35/m here usually post on /soc/ but hit me up for dick pics kik: bigpaiddaddy

Jazzy#1074 any game really r6s, bo2, waw, gmod, starcraft

I don't have kik or any other phone app or most apps, what's the name of your discord?

>Please be in your 20s.
Damn, turned 30 like two weeks ago.

Kalmahavak #9624

This is the pathetic Tomokoposter btw.

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Hey faggot stop pretending to be me I asked her

How to catfish literal autists, the post!

I simulteneously pity and despise you. Especially the LARPer.

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Both the dumb attention whore roastie and all these pathetic beta orbiters need to be crucified pronto

LETS PLAY GMOD i bought it and never played

I would but I've already been ghosted by enough fembots

lol kys, I'm more pathetic and need her more.

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>28 posts
Jow Forums is dead

Then just ask baka no need to be faggot

anyways, I just realized that I don't use instant messengers anymore and there's really no way for you to contact me besides a disposable email
maybe we'll get married later

I need a fucking ILLUSION. THAT'S ALL I NEED. I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY.

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My guy smoke a bowl or something

ILL SMOKE YOUR FUCKING BOWL FAGGOT!

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I'll have alot of time to play around 4 I can't wait to play :3

>I'll be loyal to you
>asks for 20 contacts in the thread
I cri ery tim

Finally I know why.

Mfw op never adds me to play vidya

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I wouldn't say that I'm bitter at 30 years old, but I do find it entertaining teasing people I am close with.

If you fell over and knocked your head I'd laugh at your expense while trying to make sure that you are okay. I wouldn't actively wish harm on you.

Kik: cumgoblin
I'm 20 and cute and bored

All women are whores user including OP

/soc/ has adopt a neet threads. Post on it. If you are near me I will contact you.

Not OP but that place looks as cancerous as everywhere else on /soc/

And Jow Forums is not cancerous?