Would you rather be a 6'3 chinlet, or a short 5'6 Chad?

Would you rather be a 6'3 chinlet, or a short 5'6 Chad?

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Short 5'6 chad.
Being tall is a meme.

You can get chin surgery but you can't get height surgery.

>you can't get height surgery
Of course you can, google it.

Short chad
height is important but being pretty is even more so

>you can't get height surgery.
user.

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chinlet

Insecurity can be overcome. Being a midget can't, no matter how much muscle you build

Can we meet in the middle and settle on a 5ft 10in normie?

This

There's lots of short cuties.

Plus short people have a better potential to have a good body. And I'm not talking of the overcompensating lifter type, but of the flip jumping kick boxing broad shouldered yet thin waist type. I'm a big guy (also fit) but those dudes are frightening as fuck.

>pudgy
>bald
>absolutely no chin or jaw
RIP this guy, how the fuck is he even still alive? I would have killed myself long before that point. Men like us should be executed. And to answer your question, a short Chad. My one childhood friend grew up to be a pussy slayer,and he's 5'8" at the most. Height is largely a meme, you just have to be pretty enough

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That is horrific.

What, was dat guy shavin too much, shaved his chin off or sumthin tss tss. Fawking cocksucka.

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Chinlet if everything else is chad level (hair, eyes..)

My knee hurts watching this.

>Already 6'3
>have cleft chin
>still no girlfriend because of bad rep

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chinlets are really cool
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I was a 6'2 chinlet and I got jaw surgery and nothing has changed.

Chad, always choose being chad

>tfw look almost exactly like the guy in the pic

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You can be a handsome and masculine chad movie star and women will STILL mock your height. There is no winning.

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> manlet
> chad
Pick one
You can't be both

I've met some alpha manlets before. They say what they think and don't care.

>and don't care
They don't but women certainly do. Better to be average and tall, than to be a prettyboy but short. Even short girls want a tall man.

>pick 5'6 chad
>exclusively date

Can't be all bad, he stars in a show called cuckoo where he litereally cucks someone else.

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Nah they were more high test type. Doing hvac and teaching mma.

You know how I know you're a tall virgin?

>all that just to go from 5'6 to 5'7
Yikes.

Short Chad
I'm Hispanic, living in an area that's mostly Hispanic. Know a lot of guys who are short but handsome and slay pussy on the daily.

Stop trying to find bad in everything. He's dating a 10/10. Several, probably.

Plus his face isn't even THAT special. Good jawline, lips and eyebrows, yes, but also meh cheekbones and a pretty bad nose.

Bro look at this dude uhu uhu wait till you see the f... uhohohoho no no NO NO.. OH HA HOH ohhhHOHOoooo

forgot pic

ogroigogo

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that surgery will get you, at the very most, 3 inches of height while also making your legs looking terrible the rest of your life. look up pictures of results of this surgery, its not bueno holmes.

A short Chad for sure, although you'd probably be more considered a Brad. Brads can definitely pull qts that are shorter than him, and it definitely beats being a chinlet.

doesn't seem too fun

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>modern medicine
I bet that thing is a leech injector.

The dude ain't even short, he's 5'9, that's average.

>surgeons turned blue collar

That's a pretty funny show, haven't really watched more than one or two episodes though.

Was wondering if Chip would make an appearance...

yes and women peg them for short man syndrome. you simply cant win as a manlet

No.

Jim Norten has a mascalin chinn.

aprel fahhhllls

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if you go to a butcher in india then yeah. but most results actually look really good

Details? Am considering jaw surgery, is it just a meme?

>6'3
>Chinlet
Did you take inspiration from Brion James?

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