oh fuck bois prepare for a greentext >be me 12 hours ago >teaching a 15 year old girl chemistry >theycalledmeonmycellphone.jpg >my ringtone is the boku no pico OP (the OP is pretty good for an anime this mentally scarring) >"is that boku no pico?" >wtf.jpg >she says she reads yaoi every night >wtfroundtwo.jpg >she says she is a fujoshi or whatever that shit is (im not much of an anime fan, so idk what she meant) >she showed me yaoi on her phone >instantregret.png >tell her the lesson ended >she leaves
fuck bois, i think i had enough. why the fuck is a 15 year old girl reading (and probably masturbating) to gay fanart? she looks like pic related but with glasses
>Teens spend all day on computer >surprised when they recognized gay shit
Xavier Long
top kek
man I wish I could get the updated story of this
Josiah Perry
op here this actually happened. no joke. im still weirded out
Ethan Morris
Didn't you watch porn when you were 15 though? Gay porn is appealing for girls because it's dicks and hot guys without the sad jealousy of seeing a girl hotter than you getting ideal dick and reminding yourself that ywn be her.
Lincoln Lee
girls like gay porn >whether it's men or women >whether it's video or written >they like the stories and the tension built up between any characters that probably shouldn't be sexually attracted to each other it's the forbidden fruit thing + emotional edging
LITERALLY EVERY WOMAN MASTURBATES THINKING OF TWO HETERO MALE CHARACTERS "BEING IN LOVE" AND EVENTUALLY MAKING LOVE
they write fanfic about it. tumblr and archiveofourown.org are the big places for this shit, but it's all the same shit: 2 characters from pop culture love each other but can't say a word about it.
Jow Forums really is a billion virgins holy shit LEARN ANYTHING
also, you're a fucking larper >ringtone >2018 >1-800-COME-THE-FUCK-ON
Ryan King
I think it's ancient pasta, considering he says ".jpg" three throughout.
Mason Ross
Sre you telling me you didnt watch porn and jerk off when you were that age
Caleb Phillips
Probably is, but there are faggot here who still do that shit. They're underage of course, but still.
Wyatt Scott
>they like the stories and the tension built up between any characters that probably shouldn't be sexually attracted to each other definitely the latter, at least for me. i'm a straight guy (male), and i masturbate to gay porn. idc about "story", it's the taboo. none of my family are homophobes or anything, it just feels wrong for me to jerk off to it, and that really turns me on. and i also want to be gay. idk, i feel like to be able to fuck another guy in addition to a woman would be like conquering nature. i like that idea of power, being able to cum in whatever i want. but ive tried 3 times on grindr. i jerk off to gay porn exclusively now, but ive only successfully hooked up with women. ive gotten hard once with a man, but it didnt even last a minute. feels bad lying and saying i just dont know why i cant get it up tonight. fuck, i wish i was bi.
Jaxon Reyes
>bois You're part of the problem faggot
Xavier Jackson
girls watch yaoi all the time dude and have been ever since she was just retarded about telling you
John Phillips
Dude, are you me? >parents are bible thumpers, constantly said homosexuality is a sin >in high school, dated several women, never had trouble getting hard >in college, freshman year i dated a few women >sophomore year, see a gay thread on /gif/ >decide to check it out >rock hard, idk why >quickly stop jerking to straight porn >several months later, dl grindr >claim to be a top >tons of people wanting me >first 5 times, couldnt get hard >usually claimed i jerked off twice that day (even if i'd been nofapping for a week) >forced myself to give them head, first few times were bad but it got better >finally, on my 6th attempt, i got hard after ~5 minutes of jerking it >stuck it in >came in 2 min >mostly hooked up with guys ever since I guess I basically forced my bisexuality? Idk, it's really weird, not many people know I'm bi, and I haven't told anyone how I forced it. Honestly, all I can say is keep trying, you'll get hard eventually. You can force anything if you keep at it.
Tyler Ross
>i'm a straight guy (male), and i masturbate to gay porn. Nope
This is pretty common, i went back to votech and everyone from the mechanics to the extreme autists know about Jow Forums and all old and current memes. If someone doesnt know they share it so that everyone is up to date. Ive also been talking to former marines and Airforce. It used to be that the rejects of society are the bad boy types and they go into military to become men. Now its the autistic types who cant afford school so you got horror stories of drill Sgts wanting to know why a bad dragon dildo is in some recruits bag or why another one has a 2d picture of his waifu. >but user why is this a big deal The military has had to drastically change from screeching at bad boys to destroy their ego to figuring out ways to build the confidence of young men who did not have father figures or guidance. Sure they still yell and shit so their guys arent afraid of it but the new gens are so weird that the marines are having to focus on building instead of destroying first.
