Anyone here secretly pack big goods? I have big boobs...

>7 isn't big
The average is 5.5 so what do you think that means?

I love big titties. You should do the world a favor and wear tight shirts that show off your cleavage

10 inches here, sometimes I wish I could shift some inches around tho. I could really use an extra inch or two heightwise (only 5'6)

I have a 9 inch dick but I'm ugly as fuck. I somehow managed to have sex 6 years ago, a bartender gave me her number and we fucked like a week later and that was that.

Ever since then it has been a downhill ride to forever being lonely and jerking my above average length penis to sleep every night.

>have big boobs
>am fat
So it all balances out I guess

so tell me
do you cuddle

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>am fat
>small boobs
>be worthless

>Big is 8"+
damn it man im so fucking close
im 7.5"

sorry to hear about your gynecomastia, dawg

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I have big boobs too, but I don't really try to call attention to them either way. I don't show cleavage unless it's something like a formal dress (and even then it's just the tip) or workout clothes, but I also don't dress like a serf.

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>I have big boobs too

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>all these famanons talking about their big tatas
>none are posting pics

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it's because ta-da
they aren't real girls

I have big boobs too, with a whole lot of cleavage, but whenever I try to show it to, a bunch of women just get unconfortable

same
I'm male

not enough boobs in here

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>says has big boobs
>doesn't prove it

OP is feggit dude

>People thinking a 7" penis is big

Wtf average size is 6-7" though?

the average penis size in the us is 5.6 inches

No man those studies were just lies, helpful illusions, to help men deal with their small penis anxiety.

Big is simply when you have a boner and can't piss in the toilet without touching the side

>tfw closet tranny with B cup boobs that are still growing
>have to hide them under oversized sweaters all summer long in 100 degree heat

If they get any bigger I don't even know if I can hide them the scary thing is I haven't been on hrt that long and every female in my family has huge boobs so I might get them too

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>Have big boobs
>Also a man
Release me from this hell

Post pics please of your man boobies

post pics u degenerate fag

>manlet with a relatively big member
Too bad nobody but me will see it

>tfw used to date a girl with huge boobs
Will one of you busty fembots pls be my gf. I miss getting to suck on those pillowy milkbags while getting ridden. Pls it's been so long. PLS ;_;

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Doesn't like the attention from guys but hunblebrags about having weapon grade honkers to a board full of desperate dudes and dudes larping as girls. This larp was zero effort and should be saged.

>be short, slender, somewhat girly-looking twink
>cock is over 8" at full mast, and thicker than average too
Completely fucking wasted on me since I'm a submissive bottom faggot and I'll probably never use it on anyone, male or female. Looks fucking ridiculous on me too given my small frame.

Not to mention, almost every guy I've hooked up with has gotten jealous or insecure about the fact that I'm better hung than they are. I've taken to wearing a jockstrap during sex just to take the focus off of how freakishly big my dick looks on me.

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I think that just adds to the cuteness, honestly. But I can understand why other guys don't like it.

No memes? I have a 7.5 inch dick. Gf of three years.

Though I usually make jokes about how "size doesn't matter" because I don't really give a fuck. I'm pretty confident in my size.

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>wear crew neck
>guys don't talk to me
>wear v-neck
>guys are nice to me

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>C cup, very hourglass frame with a tiny waist
>usually wear a sweater so it just looks like I'm chubby, tit drape effect
>if I wear any form fitting top that shows my tits/waist/hips ratio I get too many comments
>also I'm literally always cold, it could be 95 degrees out and I'd want a sweater

Also fuck femanons, can you wear heels? I always wear sneakers, and if I absolutely have to dress up like for work I wear flats. I tried on some heels at the store the other day and fuck how do bitches walk in them, felt like I was falling forwards constantly. I see women at work walking in heels and it's like their ankle quakes every step like it's about to buckle in. What the fuck is wrong with women?

I always keep an orange in my bag
no one knows

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So have you accepted your role as a walking pair of tits yet?

Is that you in the gif? God damn.
Bottoms with massive dicks are the best.
Something like that wouldn't even bother me, even though jockstraps are hot.

I'm a scrawny manlet with a massive dick and I always found it kind of weird too.
>tfw used to be extremely anxious about it until I finally had sex.
Porn ruined me so much and I hate myself for it.

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wow its almost as if humans have an instinct to procreate
how dare we

>mfw all these big titty femanons
>tfw small titty femanon with massive hips
I tend to hide my hips and by wearing loose sweatpants and baggy t-shirts, so it hides my frame and therefor my disgustingly wide hips. I am jealous of all you big titty femanons.

boobs are gross tho
flat chests are all graceful and whatnot
big boobs evoke dumb primal animal lust in contrast

i have a slightly above average dick but huge balls. so large that i've had doctors comment on them during physicals. one thought that i might have cancer or something and did a bunch of tests (my balls were much larger than the largest size on the orchidometer) and the doctor was pretty embarrassed when it turned out they were fine. no one can tell unless i wear loose shorts or something. it's mostly a pretty big hassle, to be honest

I was kind of anxious until I did have sex for the first time. I couldn't go all the way in.
Same with the next girl. she was pretty shocked by the size. Blowjobs were hard because my size.

Got a gf of 3 years now and she can take it. Blowjobs are a work in progress. Whatever.

I'm a pretty bland guy. Sweaters and jeans. Like to make dick jokes. Porn is dumb as fuck

you care too much about penis

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>tfw also wear jeans year round
>can't go swimming without something additional under my swimshorts
>every blowjob I've gotten was terrible

I know that feel, user. Congrats on the gf though, I haven't found anyone compatible with my bland personality or my extremely fat dick.

Thanks man! Though I'm a grower, so it's not a huge (lol) deal to me. I'm slightly larger soft than the others guys I've seen are, but it's not to the point where people can see it in a swimsuit.

>every blowjob I've gotten was terrible
Yup. I actually really kind of wish it wasn't so big sometimes. A good blowjob sounds awesome, but all I get is scraped teeth. I'm working with my gf on it though!

>I haven't found anyone compatible with my bland personality or my extremely fat dick.
Aye man you work on you. Self improvement and reflection are always key

Heels are a fucking scam. I only wear sneakers and boots.

I'd fuck the everliving shit out of this girl daily, but I'm guessing you're just some fetishist and not the actual girl. Besides I have a girlfriend.

i honestly have no idea what this post is saying

Yeah I'm 4 inches flaccid and noticeably thick.
Unless I'm trying to show off, I never wear shorts in public. Can't wear boxers either.
>tfw still can't find a condom size that fits me reliably
>tfw the normal condoms they hand out at clinics or have in "variety packs" are WAY too fucking tight for me

>self improvement and reflection are key
Sure feels that way. Hoping I'll get somewhere on the right track soon.

>A stupid thread about big boobs turns into anons pretending they have giant dicks
Classic Jow Forums. Never change.

>tfw still can't find a condom size that fits me reliably
>tfw the normal condoms they hand out at clinics or have in "variety packs" are WAY too fucking tight for me
DUDE, this was a problem for me my first time. First condom I ever wore was "regular" size and it felt like my dick was getting choked to death.

>getting so asshurt about an on topic side conversation in a thread you have to complain about it

Not butthurt. It's simply hilarious to watch insecure faggots try to outdo an insecure woman.

>massive hips
>loose sweatpants
unironically a recipe for diamonds

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Girth?

Oregano unviersity of thick dicks and fat cocks

Please let me love you I want a transgirl gf so fucking badly. Please I'll do anything, I'll literally lick your asshole and armits or just hug you every day.

>lick your asshole
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Wow now look at all the fucking (You)'s this thread is gonna get. Congrats """"""fembot"""""" you did it again.

I'd eat halal for that

>tfw I have big boobs but I stay inside all day on the computer so it doesn't really matter

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can i fuck them while you browse tumblr

holy fuck you're me but with an extra inch

I have a big ball sack but small pee pee FeelsBadMan

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literally perfect, cows can go home.