5'6

Jump from the tallest building on Earth, so for once you will be taller than them

I love being short, unironically. I'm the perfect height to be the little spoon for my bf, stand on my tiptoes for kisses, headpats and the like.

But I feel really bad for straight manlets. Idk why women are so cruel to you guys.

>I want to be short like a child and have my gf pick me up like a baby so i can call her "mommy"

see how retarded that sounds?

Short guys deserve love too. Don't be such a meanie.

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>deserve love too
d-do we?

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Anyone have the original of this pic? I remember it's a girl slowly growing tired and disgusted of her big brother.

no im making fun the childish mentality women have over height

Women say the exact same thing but get away with because they replace mommy with daddy and gf with bf.

Then they want to be treated like adults equal to men lul

I say the same things about my bf.

But I don't want to be treated like an equal. I want him to treat me like a dirty faggot slut.

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It's a faggot you goddamn brainlet.

waste of numbers

>referred to as it
>referred to as faggot

this is hot, can you please insult me more

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>faggot

out out out!

Could be worse desu
oregano

Ah the manlet realization thread. I remember my first time.
>Years ago start middle school
>All of the 7th and 8th graders are like a foot taller than me
>Damn i cant wait until im tall like that and see all the little 6th graders when the year starts it will be funny
>7th grade starts, still pretty short
>8th grade starts, most 6th graders are taller than me

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holy shit, what are these even called?... sextuples?

Don't end it user, just realise you'd be happier serving an actual man's cock and work hard to find a good master.

this. you can train your brain to be gay as well, I mean, vaginas are inherently disgusting.

You may proceed to the gas chamber.

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>start going to middle school grade 5
>all the big kids tell me elementary school is next door
I was hearing that every single day by different people.

>Not wanting a puerus delicatus to serve him all day
Absolute profligate

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>be 5 foot 6 girl
>go out
>30 year old gross spic beaner taco men are shorter than me
Its not fair
I just want to feel short and these subhumans are everywhere
At least Im shorter than white black and Asian guys but theres barely any of those in this shithole state fuck California its just Mexicans, ITS JUST FAT BURRITO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
I WENT TO IN N OUT BURGER THE OTHER DAY AND THIS OBESE MEXICAN SHIT WAS EATING A TACO HE ORDERED AND COMPLAINING ITS WHITEWASHED MEXICAN FOOD
WELL WHY DID YOU ORDER A TACO AT A BURGER PLACE YOU STUPID TACO FUCK ITS IN N OUT BURGER TAKE YOUR 500 POUND DISTURBANCE OF PEACE WIFE AND GO BACK TO MEXICO NOWWWW

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The rack. It'll be poetic.

I'm 22 and also 5'6
>picking up brother from school
>told to return to class as soon as I enter the building
>tfw took 10mins to prove I was a "fully grown" adult and not a tardy student
I learned to never forget my ID after this incident

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>not finding an older mommy to breastfeed you
wasting your height advantage in that department

I just gave up on romance and have lost all sex drive now I just do things I want and try to pretend I'm not miserable lol

damn man, that's unironically my fetish