Anyone else want a strong muscular possibly taller and more intelligent than you gf that would tease you about your...

Anyone else want a strong muscular possibly taller and more intelligent than you gf that would tease you about your weakness compared to her and eventually make you her house husband (whether you like it or not) ?? I know I would.

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No, that's a gay fantasy, loli girls are clearly superior.

Bro that's kinda gay but whatever floats your boat, peace

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uhh yes
is that even a question but it'll never happen user

T. pedophile

The fact that you aren't fantasizing about being force house husband by strong muscular girl RIGHT NOW!!! Is gay as fuck.

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normie plebs can't appreciate a truly ascended taste.

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this 2bh
qt soft loli instead of the fucking brawny paper towel man

Yes, although I'm not married to the adjective "muscular"

>tfw you want want women want but you're a straight man
fml

I'm a 6'0 weakling skellington but I would like a ~5'9 fit gf (not muscular, just physically superior) to take charge and pull me around and shit and also overpower me.

>T. pedophile
What's so pedophilic about liking cute 18+ girls who just happen to look like lolis

The problem is is when you're fucking her you're imagining fucking a little girl and not an 18 year old who happens to look like a loli.

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No no, I only imagine 18+ girls.

>what is so pedophilic about getting hard to the images of little kids
Gee, I don't know user...

Stop fighting or I'll call my gf!

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>Tfw no gf that fights your battles for you despite your protests.

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why not a wife who you can consider an equal and not 100% submissive or dominating?

18+ girls are not kids. Though you could argue that

>fighting with a noose around your neck for your opponent to grab
Alpha female as fuck.

Because that's not part of the fetish, don't ask daft questions

Why have tootie frootie when you can have boring ass vanilla?

kek?!

nope

please help I don't know what this board is

the point of a wife is to raise children with them, you're missing the point by chosing a wife based off of impractical fetishes.
boring vanilla is submissive, the average woman is like 60% as capable as the average man.

>muh averages
Just don't submit to a bad one. For almost all traits there's more variation between individuals than there are between averages of the genders.

>you're missing the point by chosing a wife based off of impractical fetishes.
Maybe you're missing the point of me choosing my partners. You get yourself a nice husband based on you raising children together

if men could somehow give birth i just might. then again i'd sooner spring for asexual reproduction.

is this all you fags have? 3 images in an entire thread? pathetic

Why not post some yourself then?

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I don't have any images on my computer, I lost them since I had to get a new one.

sucks to be you then, I guess.

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>page 9
Those bullies won't be messing with you again. Want to grab a bite somewhere?

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yes she's called my wife

Amazon women are the future this isn't a debate.

Imagine if this actually happened, you had a woman to defend you from the bullies you have as a kid that was romantically interested in you. It would be nice.

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Looks like you have an inferiority complex

>Anyone else want a strong muscular possibly taller
No you're a faggot in denial.

>normie
They're called normalfags retarded poof.

whats the correct steps to take to become a house husband?

>boring ass vanilla?
You're a gay and a nigger

Ouch, my poor feelings. You really got me with that zinger, user. I can't believed I've been zinged.

First you get lucky

then you kill yourself because you realize that it will never happen

realistically?
get used to being a cuck or in a "poly" ship

Polyshit is rare as fuck and most of the time its the woman with multiple men and she is the one that sits at home and does nothing

Cucks are usually a normal relationship where the guy has a fucked up fetish he gets the woman to agree to, and then she realizes she can use it to abuse him.

God FUCKING dammit why must everything I love be ruined

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just put me in a headlock already, god damn

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muscle girls bump

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>being with a strong woman is gay
>fucking a boy in his asshole is straight as long as he wears legginsg or some dumb shit

god I fucking hate how gay this website is anymore

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This is my fetish but I also am literally gay otherwise
The ideal would be an androgynous ftm bf

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>but I also am literally gay
So are the rest of these faggots, atleast you admit it.