Fembots, what would you do if you woke up as a hot guy?

I would kill myself almost immediately if I couldn't figure out how to turn back

>Fembot
Get out NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

When we do we get together?

If they're bi or closeted then id have a shot.

Thanks for the chuckle user, pretty good shit
>Roastie becomes gay Chad

>carpet muncher
>please like my vagina! please!

Women are fucking gay dude
They're feminine (more than soibois) and like girly shit

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my gf says this about me beating off all the time. i dont get the appeal can you pls explain

>ywn be this attracted to yourself

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>Implying semen isn't grosser than blood
If you're a roastie then you might have a point about your own vagina

You'd be better off fucking your female enemies and ruining their relationships and lives

Fuck sluts, obvs

Of course
All they want to do is have sex with guys
What could be gayer than that?
Lesbians are the true straight females

When I wake up as a hot guy.

I just love it when guys are really horny.
The act itself is not necessarily appealing, but the fact they are so turned on they just want to feel pleasure really gets me going too.
Might not be the same for your gf though!

The next time you are masturbating just look at yourself and what you are doing to your body. Long, slow strokes.
Let your horniness fuel your ejaculation.

Why the fuck would I look at myself jerking off

Do you frequenlty masturbate to yourself?
Because you're attractive I guess?

Why would you not want to witness the pleasure you are giving to yourself? You are littlerally making your body feel love.

Not directly looking in the mirror, but to the sounds I make and the feeling of my body, yes. For me I enjoy feeling comfortable in that moment and free to express my pleasure on myself.

I've never had a pleasant experience jerking off
Sure the orgasm feels nice but it's more annoying than anything

>implying implications
haha hehe

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Lol'd. Someone being sexually attracted to themself, that's both horrible and amazing.

It's mostly horrible desu

t. sexual narcissist

Sounds hot desu
I'd want to want to fuck myself

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>Implying semen isn't grosser than blood

youve got the be kidding me

If I became a hot asian dude I would touch myself the whole time.

If I just became the average white chad I wouldn't really care, desu.

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Do you only do it for the sake of it?
Are you mentally invested during?

It's not even about sexual attraction.
In reality I have very low self-esteem and don't think I have the most attractive body. At this point I can only wish a guy will eventually think I am beautiful when I am cumming.

It's a chore really
Besides most of my fetishes involve giving the girl an orgasm
Btw can you let me think you're beautiful?

>I just love it when guys are really horny.
i think this explains a lot about women, guess i never really considered that girls also share this fetish

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For some strange reason that sounds wholesome to me
That women have a feitsh for men's happiness

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Is that pic from a manga that begins with peeping? I saw that girl somewhere before.

I think so but I'm not sure
I saved this from another thread

Wait I screwed that up

Thanks anyways.

I share this same feeling in that it's so hot to see someone lose themselves to the pleasure and turn into a desperate animal. It's great when you can also deny them the orgasm for a while as they desperately try to cum. I'm a guy

You can think that if you genuinely believe it and start to cherish the time you spend making yourself feel good, senpai!

We really do share this enjoyment.
A masculine body ready and willing to cum for you. So good.
Especially so if it is somebody that you genuinely love and care for.

>orgasm denial
The flip side of this kink, I agree.

>tfw no bf on the brim of orgasm waiting for you to give him the all-clear that he is free to release.

You've inspired me to really enjoy my JO this morning

Bang hot femanons and beat my meat

>A masculine body ready and willing to cum for you.
Oh not for me, I was just saying it sounds wholesome that women enjoy men's enjoyment
Like even during perverted shit some women are still sweet about it

It's not a good experience because I know it's probably a cheap knockoff of actual intimacy with a girl I'll probably never have

>morning delight
I hope it is a great start to your day, user.

As long as it is not the peak of degeneracy I'd assume most girls would still be accommodating and respectful towards a guy's kinks.
If the guy is enjoying it she will probably too? I'm not sure actually I'm a complete khhv lol.

Don't think that way.
There is a girl waiting out there for you to jerk off in front of her.
Let that be a comforting thought the next time you are alone with yourself.

Are you that canadian girl?

Who? I'm not from Canada

Why can't she do it for me?

All good. Thought you were someone else I've talked to on here.

She definitely could if she wanted to, user!
In the mean time just enjoy yourself.

Did she end up ghosting you?

>thinking semen is worse than blood
the cope is real