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About to head to the shops and get some new shoes lad

midnight shopping aye?

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Watching some French and Saunders

Would you lads want this qt asian as your gf?

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Doubt it, I'd legit feel terrible for Saku though if he did. Poor lad.

Is there meant to be a rhetorical statement behind this?

tits arent big enough to balance out how chubby she is.

Lad just use one of the many CFW methods that don't require a second system.

nth for supporting local charity events

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No, I'm ausanon who posts here
Heavily research your charities lad, most of them are scams or help children

How bout this one instead then ladim?

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About to get into bed and watch this.
gapminder.org/videos/the-joy-of-stats/

I love Hans. Was a good guy.

didnt see the new thread

>help children
what's wrong with that? It's for the local boating club anyway

Thicc Asians are god tier

They're just fat though. It's a waste

Trying to figure out how to stave off uncomfy feels

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just got dicked 10-0 on 8 ball pool lads, the dick got so lucky every round, I'd be down to one ball and then get a really tricky shot and he'd win

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About to binge the last 10 episodes of 3-gatsu no Lion.

Lids, I posted this in the dead threat in response to prior advice. On a scale of 1 - 10, how autistic would this be? does it depend on context?

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A ex-colleague of mine once caught me checking her out in this new dress she was wearing.., she looked fucking amazing

And in my head, I actually came up with a cheeky line on the spot, but didnt have the balls to go thorugh with it. So we got into mundane chitchat

>Sorry, didnt mean to stare... was just thinking about something.
>Oh yeah, like what? [or something to that effect]
>Just how great you look in that dress

Shes 30 but can easily pass for 23. Very very pretty girl, and super fun.

genuinely disgusting pls no

Just banter lad

>tfw off on Friday
>tfw going to the shopping centre to buy some cheap videogames and then going to get myself a Burger King or Nandos
I'm unironicaly excited. Haven't had a proper day off all year Bank Holidays don't count because I always get roped into family shit.

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>Just how great you look in that dress
well what was her reaction? It can be autist or chad depending how you said it

>qt

fucking hell state of you lads, she looks like one of those potato smiles they used to serve for pre-lispy boy school dinners

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Luck doesn't count when it's 10-0

Is this online or pub or?

Didn't they have a modded version of that where it basically shows you where the ball will go? Makes the line infinitely long?

Awesome tune lads, reminds me of me and the familia listening to picrelated on holidays

youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE

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looking for jobs hoping for a weatherspoons if im lucky

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I never usually make excuses lad, but it was unbelievable

Thats the thing, I pussied out and didnt say anything. Then she started asking me about my day etc.

But I regret not hitting on her, desu.

Well is it online or what?!!! Ree

that sounds really autistic sorry, like an american movie

>potato smiles

They're called potato emojis now

Ah sorry misread. Eh saying 'oh I really like your new dress' is fine but trying to hit on someone at work is probably not a goof idea. Just be glad for the wank material

it was online yea

Where can I play it, is it the Miniclip one?

comfy
>wbu?
About to finish twin peaks
She a vicar init?
It good?
shitone

>
you call that a cheeky line? That was a garbage line

So maybe just skip the set-up and compliment the dress?

I had already handed my notice in, but it was never gonna go anywhere anyway. I just wanted to let her know she looked great.

Well, if these things came naturally to me and I was good at it, I wouldnt be asking robots would I?

Lads how do I reward myself for doing nofap? Nothing makes me happy

yeah you don't need set up, or staring, just smile and tell her she looks good

think I'm gonna go to sleep now lads, I've been keeping terrible hours lately
night frens

yep

>Lads how do I reward myself for doing nofap?
cheeky bit of heroin

Startin to put the weight on a tiny bit lads. I mean my shirts from like 3 years ago still fit me but i'm starting to see it.
Time to cut my eating for like 2 weeks. Only way to fly.
Hows the night going for you lads?

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Can be one of these up for about 19 bongs, might treat my self come pay day lads

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Well I didnt mean to stare, let alone let her catch me doing it.

But she didnt seem to care. There was a brief moment of eye contact and silence where I felt I should have said something though.

last thing before I wind down, been listening to a bit of Coldplay

they get a bad rap but I think it's harsh, there's some really classic stuff in there, clocks is an awesome song.

Never been into model building myself. What got you into it lad? Looks like a cool model.

Parachutes is great but the rest of their discography is pretty trash

I like this
youtube.com/watch?v=fqHNzlms-ok

>have a few friends
>all fairly unpopular kids at school
>one was a chad
>most of us go to uni
>all the others ascend
>sex with multiple grils, got gfs
>tfw no friends and khv
>seeing the guy i was closer to become more and more comfortable and confident on normiebook

It's such a horrible feel, lagging behind

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If there's nothing else, I'll take it. I like chubby, trust me, but that's a bit excessive.

Back from my parents lads.

The bike ride back through the park was spooky.

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Who else here #Utterly_Alone_Both_IRL_And_Online

Pic unrelated

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Post the sort of chubby girl you like then

Holy fuck imagine her cooking
My dick

>Furry garbage
>Wondering why you're alone

So this is yiffing in hell?
Where's the fucking yiffing
You told me there would be yiffing eggman

lads, I just remembered something

back in like 2011 (I was 14) I was talking to someone I met over playstation. Can't remember much detail but he ended up sending me a picture of his pubes, and I think we were generally being rather bent

I consented to it all, pretty sure he was at least 16 though
All rather strange, I've forgotten so many things which confirm I'm a stranger lad than I delude myself into thinking

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HOLY SHIT LADS GET IN HERE QUICK BEFORE THEY SHUT IT DOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=kkLTQb2PS7o

CERN IS ABOUT TO SHUT IT DOWN

BASED DM in the comments of that mong leeiscool's video

was gonna link lee the godwinson video lel

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>time travel
>real

Cringe

>people donating
I wish I had the imagination to come up with shit like this, and the charisma to sell it.

Chad's have it so fucking easy

You also need to be a bit of a psychopath and get off on fooling people foe extended periods.

similar thing happened with my group of mates. we were all soft lads except for one who was a proper deano/chad. He eventually drifted away from the group but we still see him like once a month but there was a period when we seen him like 3 times a year.

I unironically enjoy posting early negative comments on new vids. Political ones are the most fun.

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This would be my first model lad, I typically browse models and then usually don't go through with buying them

Some lads have posted boats and planes they've finished here, I think it would be really relaxing

you should go for it lad. Nice comfy hobby looks like

Will post results if I get it

Buy a cheap spitfire to start with user, ebay is the best place to get second hand unopened boxes. If you really enjoy it then you can buy proper tools, proper paints and get real fucking hardcore with it.

Playing vidya

>tfw I bought a cheap spitfire model previously and I've lost it

Might be a good idea to get it (again) cause I don't want to ruin my swordfish

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Watching Ww2 in colour in bed
>the patrician way to end a hard evening of work

Going to wear a meme shirt to uni tomorrow lads.
Going to be a right laugh.
As in
people laughing at me that is.

>Going to wear a meme shirt to uni tomorrow lads.
BASED

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Where in England would you live if you talk like Jay from the Inbetweeners? People that say stuff like "Her gash is well fit innit"

doncaster lod

Go for it lad. What shirt?

Comfy meme hours right now. Just watched some TV and now I'm comfy in bed. I'm kind of in that mood where I don't want to sleep but I also don't want to do anything else.

is no one else bothered by the heat? i fucking cant cool down, its making me ill

I honestly feel like I'm living in a bubble in another planet. Mid 20s never had a job and I'm a fill time neet. I don't know if I can sustain this without offing myself but I feel like wageslaving would make me more suicidal. I'm diagnosed Autist it all just seemed to go. To shit since I dropped out of uni. No major loss anyway lads as. It was a mickey mouse degree.

What's the top right lad? Looks pretty cool actually
Not even joking
It's an Ahegao shirt I was gifted
Should be funny to see the reactions, going to bring a jumper so I only autism things up in the tutorial, not the entire campus.
I'd like to sleep but my body won't allow me unfortunately, might just try and be productive and keep my mind busy.

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>It's an Ahegao shirt I was gifted
i swear this larp has been posted before

The mind has nothing to do with thinking, because its fundamental source is empty.

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>tutorial
I meant the lab
I'm not even memeing

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Darcy?
Is that you fellow robot

Can second this Used to live near Doncaster, every fucker talks like that.

Afraid not fren
:^(

>Have 3k uni essay on migration due this Wednesday mid-day
>As of yet 0 words done

Why am I fucking my life up like this.

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