What would you do femanons, if you woke up in the morning looking like this?

What would you do femanons, if you woke up in the morning looking like this?

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Horrible because she does not lift and run.

Im not a femanon but I would still love to look like that if I also still had my penis

I would unironically become a blacked.com star just to be subtly racist throughout the video

Immediately destroy it because I'm a fat fuck with no will power.

That girl is extremely attractive but the combo of not much of an ass and wide waist could be better.

> jealous femanons
this is why women can't run society, they would tear themnselves apart

Go to the mall and finally buy some normal fucking clothes because all i wear is oversized mens graphic tees and edgy shirts from hot topic, fye, spencers, ect. so i van slouch in comfort without visible roles but i play it off as not caring about looks

> (OP)
> van
Fuck

>femanons
youre joking right
I wasn't away from this place for that long

kill myself so it would be on the news for like 2 weeks

Immediately buy kojic acid products and cry

Destroy it obviously lol

>"wtf happened to my boobs and my hips I look like a guy with a weird head now"

It's what's on the inside that counts.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Well endowed though?

god damn this girl has been posted so many times, every time I get DIAMONDS and no one can ever say who she is or has sauce

wtf man

I'd be pretty frustrated that my ass is so flat and my arms lost all their definition tbqh.

Downright pissed that my tatts are just, gone. I got a bunch of them done while on vacations and spent good money.

Weakly hopeful that my nipple piercings are still there.

BF is paranoid and Jow Forums so he'd probably just blow my brains out, thinking a stranger broke in.
So I guess I'd
>get shot
>make a gurgling noise
>shit pants

>that man face
I would kill myself because I'm now a hag

Women are harsh when it comes to judging others looks even if it's something they don't have like a cute ass or abs, I mean there's always a chance it could be jealousy but most of the time it's just women being women. I bet you an ugly mess has something to say about a hot woman too just for the sake of bringing it up like

>most femanons are fat
Is it true for anons too? I always assumed not because I am a healthy weight.

leave, degenerate

she's such a stacy

I'd pay for her eggs, 20k no problem

>still no dick
why bother

I just like parts of me, and I'd be sad they were gone.
I'd judge the new body a lot harsher than my old one and get all upset I didn't appreciate what I had before.
Having nice hair would be good though.

Like some LG looking fridgebitch?

No thanks

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Get a chad bf
Id probably still hate my body tho, she looks so bland and boring.

> ugly BMI femanons
BTFO!

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ugly smile
no hips
thinks shes a 10
another entitled roastie

fairly sure her obliques are just well developed, making you think she doesn't have hips.

yes, she has a really nice core.

How can landwhales ever compete?

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Be sad that my itty bitty waist and 11/10 tits were gone. But be happy that my butt looks better and my cellulite is gone.

> cute and fit
Literally life is not fuckign fair.

Litrally

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does my penis count?

Wow she's fucking ugly