If you could be born anywhere at any time period, what would you choose?

I'm fine with when I was born, maybe a couple decades earlier to experience the grunge/punk scenes as a teenager though honestly I'm not sure how I would cope without the internet.

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>Chinese girl in the 80s

>not the 1940s
>not becoming a war hero and marrying a qt you met in the hospital when you were treated for gunshot wounds

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The future with space exploration and holo waifus

I am tempted to say the days when my family was considered royalty back in Austria, but I would want to be born in 1900. I think that arch is the best culturally. You die before everything really goes to shit. You live hard when your young and struggle in your middle years. America really booms in the latter third of your life and it would be nice to die with optimism for your children, which I don't feel now, nor do I think I will ever feel.

In the future, when aliens have been enslaved and they've been genetically altered to be sexually compatible with us. I want to fuck a submissive non-human slave girl really really bad. I wouldn't even bother with humans, too uppity and too deserving of rights and privileges. Non-human alien scum on the other hand, would see me as a wonderful and kind master because I just order her around and love her

The main reason I don't want it to be human is that I love humanity too much to want to see human slaves again, but I also want to literally own my wife and make all the decisions for her, like what she wears every day and what chores she has to do, and shit like that. Everyone should have submissive alien slave girls, the universe would be so much of a nice place.

Born in 1928 in a small town in Montana. Pacific fighter pilot in WWII, if I live, raise a family in the 50s.

Most likely somewhere in the future, but when really depends upon what happenes.

That person doesn't even have a trip on.

washington DC 1864 win the civil war, prevent linclons assisanation, introduce modern weapons and tactics, conquor world, everyone speaks english and roughly will know how to dowhat i tell them.

Whenever UBI is a thing.

The 1970's because you didn't have normies dabbing and catching hands and shit.

I wish u were shot too. Also you be dead by now.

way in the future if humanity still exists then

In the heart of some prehistory empire, or somewhere in Hellas during the Persian Wars.

End of the universe, obviously. Fuck all this noise my friend.
Making a pit stop in a cool future utopia would be sweet tho but the likelihood of anything like that really occurring here is quite slim if you were to ask me. But I have a dour perspective so who knows.

live in athens and NEET it up with the other philosophers while fucking my cute slave girls

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Middle Ages.

When ever half life 3 comes out, i choose to not be born at all

The time I was born of course...
Either that, or late 60's japan, be born in time to be a game pioneer of the 5-8th generation

this, except replace girls with bois

2070s, by then things will be great.

>state enforced homosexuality
>neo upper class excelcietes living in vast pleasure domes
Have fun, I guess

>2070s

why aren't African refugees learning JavaScript goddamnit

I would love to live in a comfy neolithic village

2100 maybe 2200? Sometime where there's a way for your body to become ageless and in a time where diseases don't exist anymore.

Exactly June 1st, 1984. If I was reborn with my memories, the same time, same year

>and in a time where diseases don't exist anymore.
we might see this in our lifetime. CRISPR will change everything.
the problem is we need to get over our reservations about genetic modification.

The 80's. Its all about the cocaine, big hair, and rock n' roll baby.

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also lots of shitty synth music and people actually like it
could be fun/10 but maybe not

>wishing I was shit
Not nice user

*shot not shit
Fuck

Either 1896 in Austria, so I'm 18 in 1914, so I can fight for the Empire.

Or ~1200 in Austria or France.

I'm a pretty big Austriaboo, so anytime when Austria was a major power.

A few possible options, actually.

Around or before 11th century in any of the major empires of the world as a nobleman that has many succubi and girl slaves.

Current time(for me late 90's) is fine. It's actually not a bad time to be born.

Sometime in the future 2060-2118 where I'm in the one empire of the world as a noblefutureman that has many succubi, mistresses, female sex servants and holographic and artificial robotic girl slaves.

i would not wish to relive my life from where i'm at now. I am thankful for my present existence. Keep me here and now.

>he thinks time travel exists
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

These threads are retarded, because the concept relies on being well situated and a part of the zeitgeist of the age. Which, frankly, none of us are or ever will be.

Great Choice, lad! VIRIBUS UNITIS

neolithic revolution

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When and where would it be the easiest to have sex?

That's a good point. I chose mine because I feel the overarching issues are actually impactful, therefore I would be less of an apathetic piece of shit and there would be at least the shared struggle that my community and I would share. Right now there is literally no threats to America and interests are so diverse, so it is 1000x easier to be the weirdo/creep I occupy today.

Right now is as good as it gets.
Internets really worth putting up with a lot of shit.

Pre colonial, pre slavery Africa or pre colonial America (excluding Mexico. They were going fucking crazy out there). The lifestyles of native Africans and Americans seemed so peaceful and chill. Grow up in a village full of people who love you, become an official man in your tween years, find some girl in the village to fuck, have some kids, spend your days dicking around, dancing and eating, go out for the occasional hunt or war, die when you're 30.

Sounds a lot cooler than being a wageslave until you're 60 and then being too old to do anything but sit around.

S. Rhodesia, 1945
>second choice: Holy Roman Empire, 1080

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I don't know. Having access to pretty much all the music, films, books, and any other medium is honestly incredible. But the internet has also brought so much suffering as well and has made humans into monsters.

>be you
>born in Weimar Republic
>get raped to death in a child brothel 2 years before Hitler rises to power

An empty part of the planet after we get Star Trek level energy efficiency and 3D printers. Imagine being able to 3D print a house for a few bucks, then printing yourself an endless supply of tendies and sex robots. All of this happens without normies ever disturbing you.

Atlantis before the Jews ruined it.

A part of my soul was actually born in the year 1946 while the other part was born in 1988. The body born in 1946 is still alive today in the year 2018 existing simultaneously with the body born in 1988, and each body is experiencing the universe subjectively. The two bodies can not communicate with each other telepathically but each one is vaguely aware of the existence of the other.

Italy during the Renaissance

pre-colonial appalachia with the cherokee

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In the 2050s when the glorious national socialist reich has stabilized.

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Renaissance time, or 1860ish. Maybe get to go gun sling in the wild west, be lawless, or go through the industrial age with Tesla

is the other you your dad or is that just the form it thought you would be most comfortable with

About 30 or so years earlier so i could pay my own college with a summer job instead of going into a quarter million debt.

This. Except you don't die when you're thirty. The average lifespan was much lower because there was like 30-40 percent chance you'd die before you were 10. After that, so long as you don't get some sort of terrible infection, you live til you're in your late 60s.

>wake up
>scratch balls
>fuck wife
>go hunting
>fix the roof again
>make some arrows for tomorrow
>It's only like 1:30pm, but no clock so who cares
>fuck off the rest of the afternoon
>eat dinner
>make up stories about the stars
>fuck wife
>sleep

The 50s are certainly idealized, but literally anything would be better than living in the (((current year))) and this fucking horrific, disgusting culture. Back then it was >90% white, there were no hair dyed SJWs, the commies were repressed, universities were for actual learning and free of the aforementioned blights, women weren't whores, the economy was MUCH better, hippie culture hadn't started yet, I could go on. The 60s was where everything started slipping and it's been all down hill since then.

CULTURALLY, I mean. Obviously things like medicine and technology are better. But that matters so insignificantly to me, I'd trade that in a heartbeat.

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The politics will be fixed by then. All that shit will go away when nationalism returns and the Jews are deported so we can make rational decisions instead of being shilled with SJW shit or played like pawns in a political game.

I'd be born in a southern state in USA in a time where I could possibly have slaves so I could fuck a brown bitch 4 times a day, and whip her brother right after each session.

See this
Atlantis/Pre-Deluge Civilization was a sexy decadent degenerate good time, from what I've read. There's a reason God smited it. Like, temples to Ishtar were literally holy grounds full of women required by their faith to be sluts.

>going back in time to slave days with the knowledge you have now
>not genociding them all to remove the future bullshit nigger troubles and prevent the civil war

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I can admit when I'm wrong

Chief Opchanacanough of the Powhatan who fought against the English is said to have lived to be a hundred years old.

Plus your religion would be based totally on worshipping nature. It makes a lot more sense imo than worshipping a guy who died and came back to life and walks on water and is the son of a god, etc. There's no shame attached to worshipping the trees. The ocean won't make you feel bad about who you fuck or want to fuck. The sun isn't keeping track of all your sins. The moon won't damn you to another realm where you're tortured for all of eternity just because you touched your dick once.

You forgot about the best part.
Raping the native bitches.

underrated comment
just like china underrated women

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>not wanting to be an apex predator dinosaur
OP never said it had to be human history

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>i want to get shot
Nigga why

Humans evolved to live in small bands and tribes. Civilization is actually unnatural. When there are too many human beings around us we get claustrophobic and depressed.

We are also supposed to live in the savannahs and forests. Urban environments make us depressed and unhappy.

>not being able to think
I value being sapient, actually.

Born in 1870 as British Nobility in my Manor and mansion

Now. Any other time period and I would have died fighting already

>No shame in worshipping trees
Why would you worship something that you yourself can kill with a axe? I don't think you quite understand the concept of worship and why we do it.

Alexandria in the 1st Century CE.

i would like to be either a mongolian horseback raider or a ukrainian participant in the koliivshchyna
yes, that is what i would pick

I don't care about all that, I just want to live then because I wouldn't have to live around niggers or see them on television or interact with them, I probably would hardly even know anything about them. It would be bliss. Also nigger culture wouldn't be integrated into every facet of mainstream cultute, and social media wouldn't exist.

Youd probably get shot by your peers for doing shit like that.

I'm Millennial and went to 96 to 98 percent white schools growing up.

Depends. It's fine to rape and enslave people after you've conquered them. Obviously you wouldn't be allowed to do that to a tribe you needed a good reputation with, because they'd return the favor and burn down your settlement. But if you survived the fight conquering a settlement, there's be no trouble capturing a slave woman.

If I was a normal person I'd wanna be born in 1946 or 1947 so I can have the luckiest time with the best freedom and pop culture.

I'm not sure I could even imagine being that happy.

Congratulations, places like that are few and far between now. And even then the kids will repeat stupid nigger shit on twitter. Stupid niggers and their shit music on TV. It's inescapable. Every day with the nigger shit. Forced to interact with niggers at work, forced to have nigger employees. Back then these were not issues.

We need to stop rap music. It's been raining the radio for 15 years

Other white people love it, there's nothing to do about it.

the far future

God what I wouldn't give for a country free of their scourge. Spics and their disgusting language can fuck off too.

Spanish is much more pleasant language than English.

Sure there's something to do about it if you're not afraid of being called an antisemite.

What percent white is your county? Mine is 85 percent.

Because it's nature and it's the reason you're alive. You cut down a tree and it gives you wood for fire or for a house. You sit under it and it protects you from the heat of the sun. Sometimes it drops food for you to eat. This wasn't discovered until later but it gives you oxygen. Why wouldn't you worship it over some invisible man in the sky who, according to his holy book, gets off on torturing humanity?

Now you get to experience all the rewards from winning the war though. If you're fighting to get all the politics we have today then it should be even better to live when you have already achieved it.