hewwo!! OwO it me!! ur uber dwiver!! x3 ^w^ watashi waiting outside for u!! >w
Hewwo!! OwO it me!! ur uber dwiver!! x3 ^w^ watashi waiting outside for u!! >w<
Michael Evans
Other urls found in this thread:
Easton Robinson
>unironically find the "notices ur bulge OwO" stuff incredibly fucking hot
what is wrong with me
John Wood
Can you drive me to the bank?
Lucas Collins
okie doki ^w^ let's goooooo to da bankie!!!! OwO
*makes cwinkle sound* ////
Parker Wright
I'll have a mint. Can you put on some music please?
Brandon Price
I don't buy this, where I live the mentally handicapped can't get driver's licenses (unless they're Chinese)
James Hill
hehe!!~ :3 what do you meann anonnn OwO
Cameron Nguyen
*k-on theme song starts blaring through speakers* u wike dis, yeah?? oWo i WUV dis!!
*TURNS UP VOLUME*
Carter Nguyen
Are you an asian boy(girl)?
Jacob Sanders
take me with you, and we may never look back as we ride to the sunrise, babe
Logan Rogers
same here user
>tfw you will never be a cute 2d girl (male)
Aaron Reed
Fuck yeah. Okay thanks.
Jaxon Long
awwu I'm just a boy (boy) user OnO I hope thats ok for you..!
Henry Martinez
>cocks gun.
Let's do this.
Leo Walker
I want to snap your spine and leave you paralyzed for the rest of your life.
Jonathan Sanchez
i white boi =w= i haff powish, haff iwish, haff engwish... o/ / /o mommy says she wan me have bb but i too busy being big bb!! oWo i gonna have to get fagpwegnant and be a boymom x3
Angel Nguyen
Oh god quit giving me a boner you autistic sissy chauffeur
Owen White
This is 100% ebin
Would go gay for
Jordan Hall
Uh yeah thats nice but hey, pull over, I need you to lower your seat all the way back and roll over, theres something on your back I'll get it for you *unzips cock*
Benjamin Allen
this is so autistic it's kinda cute
Juan Parker
can we listen to death grips
Benjamin Watson
h-huh?? OwO w-wahh~ qq nani are u doing? 3:>
Liam Scott
yeah, here you go OwO
Nathaniel Hernandez
ono! i just wealize i-i weft ting in back seat~ h-hang on, i weach ovew, aaand~
*bends over and gives you a full view of panties* hehe oops x3
Thomas Lewis
I'll never forget the first time I saw this post
*pull skirt over your head, rips panties in half and throws them out the window, and plunges a very erect member into your bussy*
Lincoln Hughes
Fuck it
Show me your ass!
I dont want to be straight anymore!
Reeeeee-!
Carson Perez
THE DESIRE TO RAPE
IT CONSUMES ME LIKE A TSUNAMI
Christopher Scott
>three halves
That's not how this works you prick
Then again you're a third toilet-plumber so I guess intelligence isn't your strong suite as evidenced by the fact you type like you're touched in the head.
Angel Evans
Post the correct higher version of that brainlet, faggot.
Tyler Collins
YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT MY MAIDEN/COCKSLEEVE/AUTISM SISSY IN SUCH A MANNER, PEASANT
Cooper Hughes
Anime should be illegal. It creates faggots like you OP.
James Wood
>get fagpwegnant and be a boymom
Not happening. I'll pay for the boibortion.
Jacob Hall
You are a degenerate that wants to put your pee pee up his boipoopy.
Asher Taylor
im not gay but thats a pretty nice looking dick
Andrew Walker
Can you drive us off a cliff so both of us die
Isaac Carter
Fuck it. I'll take my car.
Leo Torres
ITS NOT GAY IF HER COCK IS TINY AND SHE'S SKINNY SMOOTH AND CLEAN YOU MORON
Jeremiah Wright
U-uuuwaah~!! ha.. haa-!! aaah...uuuwwaaaa~!!!! m-my boipucci!!! O/////O u..uu.... wh-what about da trip to da bankie?! aaah~ uuuwaaaahhhh~!!!! >/////
Joshua Butler
Anime should be mandatory. For the same reason.
Jaxon Rogers
YOU'RE THE BANK NOW SLUT
OUR SPERM BANK
*thrusts violently*
Luke Wright
Normalfags like you should be lobotomized and forced to work in the mines
Noah Mitchell
>i gonna have to get fagpwegnant and be a boymom x3
This is where you fucked up
Carson Brown
nothing better than a cute girl(male) tbqhwyf
Eli Thompson
Fucking tag team on his ass.
Fap fap fap uggggh yeaaah you just got jizzed
Nathaniel Kelly
god damnit I'm leaking precum and my dad is right outside the door
Connor Parker
n-noo!! >/////< a-anoni~!!! ha...uuu~ i-i forgot to take mai boibirth contwol dis morning!! n-nooo~!!! i-i'm not ready to be a boimom~!!! UUUWAAAA~!! I'M GONNA C-
Adam Evans
OP just wanted to be an uber driver, but now he's a cumdump for cocks!
Leo Wilson
Oh my god I'm gonna shoot a fat load
Lincoln Reed
>[deafening sound of k-on soundtrack, squelching and high-pitched desperate girly moaning (male)]
Zachary Scott
TAKE THE CUM FAGGOT
TAKE ALL OF IT
STINKY HOT SEMEN IN YOUR ASS AND THROAT
Samuel Russell
>there are people unironically masturbating to a faggot pretending to be a trap and talking like a retard
Blake Hill
Whatever Felix just drive me to the campus thanks.
Jose Miller
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET GF TO DO THIS?????? I WOULD LITERALLY COME
Hudson Fisher
She's a little busy right now uni bro
Anthony Morris
user, my boipussy is ovulating! does this mean i'm getting boipregnant? i don't want to be a boimother just yet, i'm not ready to take care of a boibaby yet! we should have used boibirth control pills user! i might have to get a boibortion!
Jason Perez
>she
Oh sweet innocent user....
Oliver Turner
Best timeline. America fuck yeah
Brody Gomez
Get a gf (male)
Austin Gomez
No its cool, I know she has a penis.
Chase Garcia
i love you all so much
you fucking faggots
Michael Phillips
>fagpwegnant
>boymom
>furfaggot talk
You guys really need professional help
Evan Wright
just go for a boy you dumb faggot
Nicholas Ortiz
Looks like Reiko converted another.
Connor Cox
What the fuck is this gay shit. Fucking Faggots.
Lucas Lewis
Don't you DARE involve my country in this faggotry you goddamned COMMIE
Jaxon Hall
gowbbls dont be meanie uwu xD
Jaxson Cox
It's not the same. origiaannly
Carson Watson
you'd fuck pic related, right? otherwise you're gay
Justin Baker
>not recognizing that the synthesis of anime homosexuality and national socialism will form the leading ideology of the 21st century
1d checkers t b q h
Wyatt Gonzalez
>commie
Ok, NOW you're offending me
Colton Thompson
haaa.... haa.... UUUUWAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!! >////////<
aaaah.... haaa.... hauuuu~ u////u a-user.... m-my bucci ish full and my bwain ish empty....
Logan Jackson
>ITS NOT GAY IF HER COCK
>HER
>COCK
Kayden King
sauce jmijm
Benjamin Butler
Never had much up there to begin with, sweetboi. My balls are filling back up, which means you'll be getting stuffed again soon
Cooper Lewis
Anyone else find this dumb way of speaking incredibly cute? Not hot or anything but if a girl started speaking like this to me (not in text) I would probably melt.
Michael Miller
Of course its not the same. Its better.
Matthew Reyes
O////O c-can u gets boipwegnent from ERP???? I'm not r - ready to be a boi mother! !!
C-can I has a boibortion?
Mason Powell
what the fuck is going on here
all faggots the lot of you
Nolan Sullivan
hauuuu~ b-but user, i din't get yoo to bankie on time wike u payed me fore :< i sowwy 3: c-can i give u wefund?
Parker Smith
I won't be a "meanie" when you learn to stop being a faggot
God help us if these are the saviors of the white race
Aiden Mitchell
You'll be lucky if you don't get left on the side of the road naked and oozing out litres of cum, little whore
Owen Moore
>God help us if these are the saviors of the white race
Whites make the best traps. Niggers aren't cute. Aesthetic nationalism. You heard it here first.
Henry Adams
I'll make you a deal. You live in my room and I fuck your butt as hard and as often as I want for 3 months, and I'll let it slide
Andrew Nguyen
Asians are a bit better imo, but whites are definitely a close 2nd.
Daniel Cruz
>Whites make the best traps
I'll only let traps in the ethnostate if they're cannon fodder during WWIII
Jack Ward
Ebin just ebin desu
Dylan Reed
...that guy has cute nipples....stop making me gay, please...why am I reading this thread
Nicholas Lewis
GODS imagine tweaking those perky nipples as you plow that from the back AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Blake Campbell
Just take it to discord next time faggots
Ayden Perez
1) thats not a guy anymore. Thats a sissyslut
2) as long as you are always the dominant top to a sissyslut, its not gay
Jeremiah Brown
"faggot" is a cowdewurd for fun meanies :DD
Jaxson Davis
>my disabled veterans can't be this cute!
I support it.
Easton Anderson
c...can a cuteboy make a vocaroo reading one of these, I'm about to shoot my load because of this thread, fuck...
Jose Gonzalez
all of you should die
how can you even sit there and type all that out with a straight face?
Cooper Garcia
And don't EVER let them tell you otherwise, you delectable cumguzzler
Jaxon Green
>how can you even sit there and type all that out with a straight face?
easy, they type it with a gay face
Oliver Robinson
Sauce you odd as fuck under driver. Knew I should of picked lift...
Brandon Allen
>This is your mind on (((LGBT))).
Mason Bailey
weeb traps are distinct from western degeneracy
the jew fears the samurai
Jaxon Nelson
its bcuz im not insecure and a meanie wike u :>
im a viwgin user-kun :0