EXPLAIN THIS VIRGINS

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>gorilla in japan has better genetics than you
>every photo of him demonstrates his swarthy, manly disposition
>his exhibit in the japanese zoo is constantly swarmed with women
>he got a female gorilla pregnant at an extremely late age, proving his fertility
>his thick thighs and brooding face captivate the female japanese populace
>they call him not only hot, but also swoon over his excellent fathering abilities
>ywn demonstrate your sexual potential naked in a zoo
>ywn have a gorgeous stormy stare
>ywn have women of another species masturbate over you

Alright virgins, you're being outdone by a literal chimp. What are you going to do about it? Does this prove the existence of an actual Chad alpha that surpasses even species?

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What am I supposed to do, turn into a gorilla? This nigga, oh excuse me, this monkey could take on most chads and win. It's not really fair to compare him to me.

This is actually the greatest thing I"ve ever seen.
Women are so into masculinity and dominance that they will desire to fuck gorillas and dogs and horses over human men that aren't masculine enough, and yet they have created a movement about dismantling masculinity.
This is it. This is the final piece of the puzzle, the ultimate blackpill. Women are so fucked user. I don't even know what life is anymore.

With dogs and horses, it's not because of masculinity
>t. dog fucker

take steroids. you're being outdone by another species, pathetic.

maybe you could go appeal to female gorillas user

gorillas aren't monkeys you fuck

I'm pretty used to it by now, every-time I see a nigger with a non-nigger I'm reminded that there are women who would rather be with almost literal chimps rather than actual humans.

>t. dog fucker

w-what

that movement about dismantling masculinity just pertains to white men. women are still okay with non-whites being masculine and even encourage it

the whole point of feminism is to demasculate white men, because they hold the most power and they are the most dangerous when organized.

Reminder that incels killed Harambe

>literal chimp
You son of a bitch, did your mother drop you on your head to make you this stupid?

You heard me user
>It's the knot

What the fuck. What. You've taken dog dick? Do you realize just what it is you've done? what the fuck.
>maybe you could go appeal to female gorillas user
No, I actually have a gf, I just am so shocked by this OP I don't know what to think anymore.

White men are no more "dangerous" to women when organized than asians or even blacks, fuck these feminist bitches. I don't think for a second that they wouldn't turn on the other males if white men were to be sufficiently emasculated.

>realize what I've done
Well, yeah. He liked it, if that's what you're on about.

you let a fucking DOG INSIDE YOU i don't understand what is happening anymore WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE THIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ANYMORE

Sorry I jacked the thread OP, I'll just go now

what, you wanna be knotted? doesnt it feel weird

this is OP, please stay i want to know more, i am the person prompting for more information

how does it feel with dog. was it your dog? do they have a sense of timing or what

Explain this, faggot.

anons you don't understand gorillas.
Some gorilla facts:
Gorillas have micro dicks.
Why exactly do gorillas have micro dicks and balls?
Thats a good question im glad you asked.
The reason is gorillas are very strong muscular animals
>but user why are very strong muscular animals have micro ducks?!
This is because gorilla mating involves two male gorillas fighting. The biggest gorilla gets mating rights with the female.
Gorillas are therefore huge and strong because thats the requirement to get guareenteed reproductive rights in gorilla society.
Therefore they don't need a dick.

most animals have small dicks compared to their size, humans are on the larger end of the spectrum

Gayest post I've ever read

stop thinking about gorilla micro dicks. It doesn't change that Shabani the Chad is getting more pussy from you when all he does is scratch his ass and flex his muscles all day.

>sense of timing
I could just sit on the floor with a towel under me and he'd 'know' same for if I get out the socks
Dogs.. fuck way differently, entirely different experience from a guy Like if a jackhammer had four legs and a short attention span.
They're way (temperature) hotter, the cum gets pumped by the bucket load because of how female dog anatomy works, and the knot is designed to get stuck. You know those 'pear of anguish' torture devices, balloons up after inserting? It's that but there's no pelvic-bone-breaking/ torture involved.

^what this user said is completely and totally right

if he can get pussy despite his micro dick and ugly ass face just by being mega/fit/, you guys can make it too

Thanks for explaining, I am honest to god horrified

>if you are attracted to a gorilla you are strange
>guarantee that gorilla would fuck up any human that entered his domain
>the average gorilla could fuck up even the most alpha human chad in the world
>why be jealous of a gorilla that is trapped within a zoo to be gawked at by people he does not understand

Because he has spread his seed, and you never will.

Gorillas have micro dicks because he doesn't need a lot to get the 'job' done.
>sapiens.org/column/animalia/sperm-competition-testicle-size/
Dogs need a lot, humans need quite a bit, gorillas don't need much at all

why does it matter whether the gorilla has a micro dick? all these women still want him super hard.

But do you even orgasm from it?

I'm sorry user.
It's way hotter if you're a fetishist.
Fun fact, zoo porn has a disproportionate amount of really attractive women, it's such a hassle to share it that all the low quality gets filtered out.

Insulting my terminology doesn't change that a gorilla could fuck women you can only dream of. Reality hurts user.

Gorillas are apes, not monkeys. Monkeys are much smaller and have tails.
>tfw no tail

Like a nuclear holocaust.

it sounds like it would be hot, but does it actually feel nice? dog dicks are pretty small

You're scaring me femanon

Deal with you gay degenerate niggers.
Gorillas have micro dicks because they are "alpha"
t. biologist

>small
Depends on the breed and day, plus they're entirely growers
5 1/2 to 6in (He was a pit) at full mast
If you pet an uncut dog and he rolls over excited, the little bit you see is just the tip.
One of my fakes is about the average for a Rottweiler at 8 with a fist size knot.. still haven't taken it yet.

Side benefit of it is I can recognize dog breed better.

And you weren't scared already?

So Japanese women are major coalburners

But not for the ones in Roppongi.

what? again, who cares? they're still alpha and going to get the bitches. why are you so obsessed with dicks user

im scared pls no fuck dogs femanon

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gorrilas are manlets tho

manlets are superior in humans and other apes tho

>dreaming about women like a fucking poet or European
I dream about
1- flying
2- killing my dad
3- fire
Because I'm not a fucking sissy.

Well, I can't right now, so ok.

>flying
>killing my dad
>fire
kekked so hard i died. is this what being a real man is user

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Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to be your dog? If so how would you react?

>anyone
I imagine it's a person if they're telling me..
Well, I guess that's not going to work, right?

Japanese men are so feminine and docile that the women are getting wet over a fucking gorilla. Japanese men want nothing to do with a vagina but the women are still horny. They're that desperate for a bit of masculinity.

to be fair i dont think bestiality is a new thing

I don't know, that's why i asked. I'm just really curious about how you think. So you wouldn't be fine unless it was a real dog? Not even if that person was willing to completely imitate a dog?

he is in a zoo with mates given to him as well, I am not

It's not the same user, it's not that one or the other is inherently better or anything, but I can't get one from the other.

Are women seriously rubbing themselves off to animals now? I'm supposed to be attracted to these people?

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yeah, you're just in a world with half the population being women. you have a bigger selection than this gorilla, not to mention many more resources to get fit etc.

no excuse loser

I've got some blackpills of my own for these whores.

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>I'm supposed to be attracted to these people?

sounds like an excuse to be gay but ok

except I am a norman apparently for having gf I am sorry

Women want to fuck animals
Men want to fuck qt anime girls with penises
I say just let people do what they want

I see, really interesting. I know a girl who does the same thing but she doesn't really want to talk about this stuff. Thanks for the explanation.

like dis?? originally

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>Men want to fuck qt anime girls with penises
Those are faggots, user. Not men.

I can hold a conversation and have the ability to kill this nigger. I win.

>can kill this nigger

Alright, do it. r9k is waiting faggot

Mano a mano? yes let it begin

You're welcome user.
I don't really go out of my way to talk about it either, but I didn't see the harm here.
woof

what does dog cum taste like

Metallic, like mercury.

>femanons are having male dogs fug them
>anons are fucking female dogs
Truly the dogs life is the best one

How do you know what mercury tastes? Or are you just guessing?

I happen to be a scientific expert in the field of study of canine semen.

It tastes salty, it's really thin though so it's not a strong taste of anything at all really.

It's actually really stressful/painful for female dogs. They don't enjoy it
Hence the knot to keep them from getting away.

I don't approve of females dog fucking, as you can probably tell.

>This thread
>My dick when

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Koko could hold a conversation in sign and tear out your spine with one hand while petting her kitten with the other.

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But gorillas have the smallest genitalia to body ratio among apes. Chimpanzees have the largest genitalia to body ratio.

And Bonobos have the largest vaginas
>the more you know

With a gun, hell yeah, a fuckin kid could pull it off with a gun.
Humans are smrt so they get guns, apes are dumb so they don't.
Not even that user, but I still win.

wouldn't blame them. jap guys are dropping out.

well Mano a mano as in hand to hand my guy

holy shti

If you're a biologist, explain that shit.

how do you Iive with yourseIf?

>have created a movement about dismantling masculinity
Thats to weed out the non-Alpha males, only beta males care what bitches think.

it's only japanese women calm down, they've always been a bunch of weirdos..as for dogs n horses..i guess mostly white?

Gonna have to be a bit more specific.

Black, latino, white, and many flavors of asian if you're basing it just on the porn.

>the actual fucking state of this board

Literally every single person above this line is just absurdly pathetic. Whether you are spending your time posting shit/pretending to be a girl into beastiality to make nerds feel terrible, or you are falling for the people doing that, this level of self-indulgence is the exact reason that white, western society has been completely lobotomized by the "jewish" financial parasite. White nationalists are wrong, not for ethical reasons, but because they and all "white" people are just incredibly stupid and self-absorbed.

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gorillas are not chimps idiot.

green text your first time doing this shit user, this is degenerate but my curiosity has been peaked

Ok
That would take time. I'm a really shitty storyteller, and chances are there are people involved that might realize who I am.
Maybe something else user? Different questions?

have you sucked your dogs dick? if so, please dont do it again and was it gross?

More than once, he was a really active dog though, so part of the trouble was getting him to be in one spot for long enough.
You have to be really really gentle, they're super sensitive, and be ready to swallow.

He has really short hair like most pits do, and of course he was bathed, so he wasn't dirty or anything.
I thought it was gross at first because I wasn't used to it, but I had to help him get some release
After the first time it was actually pretty fun

Do you honestly expect anons to use Myostatin inhibitors and melanin ii steroids when they won't go outside?

tfw you dream about fire again

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to be fair, you cannot use the creation of another man, if you can create your own gun then you get to use it, if you cant then enjoy being fatalitied

Being muscled is just a minor part of it all, even if it is necessary. It's the Chad demeanor that grabs the hooman females by the snatch.