Can we get a actual neetbux thread?

>Consult uncle Remus.
i'd never be able to pull that off

Do what I did and live in and out of mental wards for 2 years for threats of suicide until you can get cleared for disability. Just enough to cover for rent and internet. Helps if you get a room mate too. I live pretty comfortable. Helps if you live in a liberal state, I'm in california.

bad advice i know how to stay NEET

>be me a month ago
>mom says i have three weeks to move out and find a job
>decide to man up and take matters into my own hands
>wait for her to walk by my room
>when she walks by i start crying really loudly subtly saying here and there that i'm going to kill myself in 3 weeks
>say it loud enough to where she can hear it
>the thrid week passes by and she hasen't said anything about me not moving out yet

this NEET life aint easy.

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Is it a good idea to give someone power of attorney to help with it?

This. Except actually let them catch at an intersection with your neck on some rails. Works best if you live in Canada though, they don't charge for the psyche ward.

bump
origanongong

Everytime I feel like having a stress free vacation I literally just go out and sit on the golden gate bridge, call me a dick but it's fucking great. I look like garbage too, unkempt hair, don't shower, lmao. The system is easy to play.

Don't rip off your parents. Rip off the government.

>gubmint
retarded nigger poster

>Don't rip off your parents. Rip off the government.
money goes right back into the tax pool anyway
not to mention the goverment wasts trillions on nothing

in america you can only hope to get hundreds of dolllers unless you are a quadruple amputee war vet with autism. Reminder that rent ever for studio apartments are usually above 500. Maybe if three ameriNEETs got together they could live in a broom closet eating ramen and thinwheets.

I always thought of it as reparations for the government not letting me die.

jfc I get a grand for depression here.

The anons above me have the right idea, just creating a history of mental illness alone is the best way to get disability without actually being disabled.

In certain bumfuck towns of the midwest you can find 4 bedroom houses for 500. You just gotta be willing to live in towns nobody wants to live in because the towns suck.

I applied for disability after I got diagnosed with depression and borderline by a psychiatrist. I was turned down at first but then I got a free lawyer to file some paperwork and I passed the appeal. Now I get just under $1,000 a month from the Canadian taxpayer.

Protip: so long as you got the lawyer you're good.

Not sure how much this applies in Murrica but I imagine there is something similar in Yurop.

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is that the "why don't you smoke" Picture? Or is it just me?

what bumfuck towns? Where i am it's either be homeless or work 1-2 dead end jobs and live in a ghetto apartment.

How the fuck did you get a free lawyer? I have a lawyer filling my paperwork and handling my case and after my case is over and approved they will take a portion of my bakepay benefits.
I'm in america.

Towns all over the midwest part of Illinois basically you can find houses and apartments for 400-600. Im sure they are houses and apartments like this all over the country in towns nobody wants to live in though.

Yes it is.

Here we call it a 'legal clinic' - and it actually cost $60 for some fee related to the case. But yeah basically free compared to a regular lawyer.

How often do you have to get reaffirmed as mentally fucked up in order to still get your leafneetbucks?

You gotta work hard every day until your 80 years old and dying you lazy bum
if not your a lazy leach

What pills do you guys have to take? ori

Wellbutrin
seroquel
abilify
topomax
trazodone

Every 2 years, but apparently it's easy. My friend is also a NEET on the same disability as me. I don't even want to be a NEET anymore desu I'm hoping to have a job by the time my review comes along. Being a NEET is actually really depressing. Maybe work security over a building at night, that's my ideal job. I'm also allowed to work on disability, and they actually give me extra money if I do, but they reduce the disability after I earn a certain amount.

None. I just take recreational drugs and alcohol.

Why do we bother keeping people like that alive again?

Why do we bother keeping you alive? You're a useless incel, probably otaku faggot.

you the murican?
anyway to get out of the pill jew?
i don't want to be dumbed down

No idea man. I really don't know why I take so much medication. It's not like it helps anything. It still feel the same depression like symptoms.
Also to get out of the "pill jew" just stop taking them lmao.

I guess to kill you with there side effects
and how? you have to be tested

I hope you enjoy your comfy NEETlyfe while your mother weeps for real each night over having such a failure of a child. One day she might end up apathetic as you are and sever the relationship for good, leaving you on the streets.

Or, you can challenge yourself and get a job, eventually working toward whatever goal you truly want until the fulfillment of death.

Atleast I know one thing. Being on a lot of medication is definitely a good sign for my disability case

I always assumed that the Canadian government would you more money on disability. Could you also apply for income assistance or is that it?

You're a shoo-in for overnight security work, as they appear to hire almost anyone, even those who barely speak English. Hopefully you can get on your own laptop while you work. I spoke to a security guard who watched over an old military fort in the winter time as it was all closed down. Sounded comfy as anything.

my goal is to never do anything i don't want to do though

NEETs suffer more than some greedy mother ever will.

The NEET life is soul crushing, your weakness attracts the worst people and dignity does not exist. NEETs are hanging on to their parents for dear life and are so misunderstood.

What did you say during your hearing?

not him but my cousin said he was hearing the voice of aberham lincoln talking to him.

lol i think he meant during his court appearance for his bux

My neighbour's crackhead brother gets like $2,500 a month because he knows how to play the system. Like he says he needs diapers because he shits his pants. I'm just not willing to stoop to that level but I have been meaning to get an extra $90 for special diet (I'm underweight).

Just got $12,000 in back pay and 1060 a month after 4 years. 329 a month rent, 60 for internet. I can live pretty comfy. Minnesota ftw

Can you get neetbux if you have a husband and live with him?
I want to find a way to support my boyfriend when we move out together and I think NEETbux would be ideal

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>My neighbour's crackhead brother gets like $2,500 a month because he knows how to play the system. Like he says he needs diapers because he shits his pants. I'm just not willing to stoop to that level but I have been meaning to get an extra $90 for special diet (I'm underweight).
man that's disgusting that people like that get bux while i have to be in physical pain due to stress worrying about it

Nigga go to Europe. You can get flights cheap from Wow airlines. I got $5k backpay and I got a new apartment, went to Europe, and fucked some hookers.

he sells the diapers? did he start that r9krinkle bullshit? fuck your methhead cousin

i didnt mean to say cousin lol

Yeah, I'm not big on leaving my apartment. Anyway, I bought a doll because I'm sick of dealing with women.

It doesn't matter if NEETs are suffering more. The fact is, NEETs can only help thenselves but choose not to do so. Instead of reality kicking their faces like it was designed to, they are able to hide in comfort, echoing their self-misery to other miserable faggots.
>t. previous 4yr NEET who lived off parents
I'm mostly glad I never ended up on this board in those dark years or I'd be one of you.

The human brain doesn't work like that. It's an impossible ideal which can only bring misery and maladaptive avoidance.

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Pics pls. I just got a dakimakura.

I've never met him, just heard stories. I assume he doesn't actually buy the diapers in the first place. Welfare abuse is rampant here and no one is doing anything about it.

hey mr.want to be phycologist fun fact, not every human is the same :^)

I got this one with different head and pale skin. She arrives tomorrow. At some point I'll post pics.

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>go work for mr. Shekelberg who destroyed the pricing power for labor by importing millions of Hispanics
No thanks. You better get to sleep soon mister you have a long day tomorrow

what does a lawyer even do for you?
pls respond

Did you run out of Jordan Peterson videos to watch?

>NEETs cope harder

>falling for this meme
I hope you're being ironic

bee bi da bump

Wouldn't you like to know, user. Ancient secrets of /NEET/s aren't just thrown about.

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1. Be disabled.
2. Hire lawyer.
3. Get autismbux.

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>1. Be disabled.
how disabled

oh i thought you meant he was getting free deliveries of diapers or something. it's just to bloat the money he gets, i see

Have a mental illness and have been to a psych ward multiple times.

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americans need to drop the idea that they can all become millionaires eventually because it leads to this phenomenon that they will never need welfare and have to work until they're ground to dust

>Have a mental illness and have been to a psych ward multiple times.
I got the mental illness part down
psych ward not so much
is that good enough
also does anxiety count?

Ive been in a psych ward plenty of times will that secure me neetbux??

I got mine for depression and anxiety and I've never been in the psych ward

>I got mine for depression and anxiety and I've never been in the psych ward
murica? and if so state?

The more fucked up you are, the better. For me, I was bipolar disorder, then it was changed to schizoaffective disorder, and I have been to a psych ward 4 times.
Yes, you can probably get it.

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>The more fucked up you are, the better. For me, I was bipolar disorder, then it was changed to schizoaffective disorder, and I have been to a psych ward 4 times.
what pills do you have to take?
also what is the hearing like?

My medication is lithium and clozapine.
The hearing is scary, but my mom and lawyer was there, so it wasn't so bad. After the hearing, I got the autismbux.

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do you even have to talk or can you lawyer or whatever do most of it?
how are the pills?
sorry for all the questions

Yes, I had to talk for myself. And the judge let my mom and lawyer talk too.
The pills are fine. I take them everyday at night. I don't get side effects. When taking clozapine, I need lab tests, and I get a blood drawing once a month.

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>Had my n33tbux revoked
>Apparently, I don't need it
>Bullshit.jpg
>Parents try to start over
>Surprisingly, even the dowdy secretaries thought that was uncalled for
>It's going to take 1-2 months to resolve

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>tfw highly educated
>tfw still want to get neetbux and be unemployed

What all did you say and how long was it?
i'm just worried because i have to do this soon sorry
>tests and blood draw
rip phobia of everything medical

Just quit my wageslave cubicle job after saving up ~$40k.

Gonna apply for forbearance on my student loans and NEET it up as long as I can. Just wish I had NEET buddies to spend all my free time with instead of watching RLM and shitposting on here all day.

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I don't remember much, it happened a long time ago.
Just be sure you are able to answer the judge's questions. Your lawyer should have helped you on what to do during the hearing.

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I was diagnosed with autism at an early age, built up decades of documentation from general practitioners, psychiatrists, pediatricians, early education specialists, special education specialists, and so on. I got bullied, groped by strangers, and failed out of high school. With my mother doing the applications, I got onto Neetbux after I became an adult very very fast.

There is a lot of gatekeeping to prevent abuse of the system, so if you have no disability diagnosis now, you're likely years away from any neetbux possibility. The entire process is a lot of paperwork and potentially expensive if you live in America.

>tfw they try to act like i'm not disabled

>how disabled

Bullshit like Dyslexia, Depression, Anxiety, and ADHD do not count. Those are memes. You need to be like Autism, bpd, sociopath, FAS, something like that.

>tfw they still act like I'm disabled
I've learned to cope a year ago

>bpd, sociopath,
>pds are real disabilities

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WHY AM I SCARED OF GETTING A JOB?!

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It means I have to leave the house and talk to people.
I also like having to solve about 299 captcha's to post original posts

Guy who had a job for 10 years here
It's not scary, it's just soul draining slavery. Go ahead and get a job if you want to be somebody's slave. If you think giving up your freedom is worth a paycheck then go for it.

Get a non-shitty job. I enjoy my job and it pays really well too.

Minnesota

Originally

I plan on working only for myself from now on.

NEET means Not Entering Education or Training. Most NEETs just live as wagecucks at some shit deadend job their whole life.

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