Superpower Thread

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Absorption?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Mutation?useskin=oasis

Well it does not seem so bad

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Constructs
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Transformation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Aura

Ware wa kaneda

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Flow_Vision
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chocolate_Attacks

Chocolate Explosive Fist with Blood Ray Vision. Sounds like a shitty one piece character power. Hopefully Thanos got a sweet tooth enough to keep me alive

>Reality Altering Negation (Teleporting/Distortion)
>Molecular Reconstruction (Dr. Manhattan Powers)
>Plasma Ball Projection
I'm literally overpowered

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Reality?useskin=oasis
>Personal reality where I'm not a fucking loser
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Geokinetic_Cloning?useskin=oasis
>basically cloning but uglier

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Resurrection_Roulette
Looks like I'm anhero'ing for real this time, but I have to come back over and over and over.
This is going to suck

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiversal_Lordship

rolled that one. are we equal in battle?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Terrakinetic_Claws
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Negation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Weaponry
Simple, all I have to do is digitally erase the film that Thanos is present in.

Spark Construct
Make weapons and armor out of lightning

Mind Body Speed
Speed of body matches the speed of your mind

Reality Crossroads
Basically cross into other dimensions/universes

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elastic_Eye
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comedy_Embodiment
>tfw Sheogorath

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Navigation_Intuition
I know where he is.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Blade_Construction
I can cut him with little effort
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Wave_Emission
I'm an OP avatar.

I stand a chance. Not a good one but a chance.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Skipping
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Resurrection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defense_Mode

*nothing personell thanos*

The real question is whether or not I would want to fight thanos at all.

He makes a very convincing point about killing half of everyone. I would have a 50/50 chance of a much better life.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognitive_Power_Replication
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Intangibility
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Molecular_Abilities
pretty good if I say so myself

>Water Manipulation
>Vasopressin Manipulation
>Fashion Ability Manifestation

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Ferrokinetic Blade Construction
Planetary Dissociation Travel
Vibration Cutting

>overpowered
>those sevens
checks out

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Guardianship
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Summoning
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Negation
Actually pretty cool. Time protector.

>Color beam emission
Neato
>Laser ball projection
Kameha motherfucker
>Book constructs
Uh, ok I guess??

Telekinetic Cutting
Vocal Augmentation
Energy Vampirism

I CUT THROUGH THE HEAVENS AND SUCK YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUL
SUCKY SUCKY CUTTER! HYAAAAAA!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrified_Surface?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Downgrading?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Immunity?useskin=oasis

So I'm basically just immune to his powers, i insult him to lower his stats and i can shock the floor... i suppose i got lucky

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Resistance
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Title_Bestowal
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Distortion_Manipulation

Assuming I can chose the title, then can't I just pick "Vanquisher of Thanos" ezi gg no re

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Pyrotechnic Manipulation
The ability to manipulate fireworks.

Metal-Shadow Breath
Make some sort of sheet metal that's dark from my mouth ???

Path to Victory
Ability to see how to get achieve a desirable outcome from any given circumstance.

I'll win, and it's going to be fucking wacky.

>Insanity Absorption
What a fucking joke.
>Reality Warping
I win.
>Lethal Rain Generation
What a fucking joke.

>Download
the most abstract power there is
>Attraction Field
that's lame as fuck
>Elemental Wall Generation
no joke for this one, actually kinda cool

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Needle_Manipulation
I can create and control anything needle shaped.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Wind_Manipulation
I can create and manipulate hellish winds that destroy anything in their path. They can also affect the temperature so I can freeze and burn stuff.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultraviolet_Vision
I can see ultraviolet light, so I can see extra colors and well in fog, rain, and underwater, I can also see traces of things other can't like fingerprints and biological stuff. Would be more useful as a detective than as a fighter really.

I'd stand a pretty good chance even though one of my powers was basically a throwaway. Flaming needles and freezing needles in a giant tornado.

>weapon arsenal
>strength absorption
>metal transmutation

Just absorb his strength so he can't even move his gauntlet hand, summon a bunch of daggers and get one launched in his head, then use that to transmute him to metal.

>tfw god mode
I think I win

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MUAHAHAHAHAHA. IM STRONGER THAN EVERYWONE HERE.HAHAHA WEAKLINGS.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biomorphing?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shapeshifting?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biological Manipulation?useskin=oasis

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temperance_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Movement_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetic_Bomb_Generation

You must all refer to me as Goku now.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elephant_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadism_Embodiment

>Sadism Embodiment
Why is this even a power

>Probability Manipulation
This seems OP I can take Thanos EZ

>Elephant Physiology
Cool I guess

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soil_Empowerment

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Immunity

Transmute everything possible in universe to soil.

Gain power.

If I can choose the immunity type then block vs stones/gauntlet. Or if I can manipulate the stones to run on soil, soil immunity that.

Chocolate generation
The ability to create chocolate

Nether attacks
The power torelease/use nether to various attacks

Vacuum breath
The ability toinhale large amounts of air

I am completely fucked

Omnipotence, counter, magic generation. Basically God himself

>Panempathy
>feel 1 million+ KHV NEETs depression at the same time
>I die of depression

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Embodiment?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Altered_Physics?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Speed?

>half the universe is dead
>the Avengers and the heroes who remained after the purge lay defeated
>even the likes of Captain America, Thor and Iron Man have lost hope
>Thanos stands before them, Victorious
>"Kneel. And I may spare your lives"
>Suddenly a lone hero arrives on the scene with explosive speed
>landing between the fallen heroes and the mad tyrant
>"who dares to stand against Thanos?"
>The mysterious challenger simply speaks his name
>"user"

>every one of the remaining heroes can sense the overwhelming force that has just entered their universe
>Doctor Strange remarks quite "He's here"

>Enraged at the hero's defiance, Thanos fires a blast of Power stone energy at him

youtube.com/watch?v=bqBpO6EMDdc

>moving faster than the speed of light, he effortlessly dodges the blasts, much to the Titan's ever increasing fury
>The heroes can only look on in awe
>"go on big guy. Hit me with your best shot." user taunts while he stands still
>a massive power stone beam is fired only for it to be endured by user's body like it was nothing
>the onlookers and those observing from around the universe gasp in shock
>"Impossible!" Thanos roars with a hint of fear in his voice
>"how is this possible?" Cap asks Tony
>"his power must be beyond the infinity stones" he replies
>"No matter how powerful you are! I will turn you to dust!"
>he smiles menacingly and activates the Reality stone
>the Infinity gauntlet clearly hit its target but again. NOTHING has happened.
>user smiles and materialises right in front of Thanos
>"Do you feel in charge?" And is about to throw a punch
>quickly, Thanos activates the time stone to rethink his strategy
>a fist to the the Mad Titan's face interrupts timeskip
>"Hey! No reverting savegame scrub!"
>"No! NO! HOW CAN THIS BE?"

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deceleration?useskin=oasis fucking useless
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy_Projectile_Attacks?useskin=oasis

one good power and 2 shit ones
God dam it time to die

>Intrametal Transmutaion
>Can transform metal to another metal
>Make Thanos' glove some useless metal

>Attack Ignoring
>Thanos can't fuck me with his stone shits

>Enhanced Wisedom
>Make up some fool-proof plan

I think I'm a one man army

youtube.com/watch?v=GH9u4eZQGk8

>Desperate. Thanos attempts to use the space stone to flee
>user is too fast for him and pulls him back before he can step backwards into the portal
>"not so fast fuckface. We ain't done"
>Thanos raises the gauntlet, his last hope...the Soul Stone
>"you fought well Human. Now perish"
>again. Nothing happens.
>Thanos is on the brink of insanity
>"THIS CANNOT BE. HOW CAN YOU OVERPOWER THE INFINITY STONES"
>He lunges at user, intent to destroy him the conventional way
>user dodges and blocks his hits perfectly, he is far too fast for Thanos
>The Universe can only watch in pure stunned silence as the being that defeated the Incredible Hulk without breaking a sweat is now being outclassed by a Human
>Thanos screams but it is quickly silenced with a kick to the face
>Anons connects with his chest and forces him backwards while he feels the gauntlet slip from his hand
>His is catapulted into the rocks behind him
>the blow brutally damages him
>"NOOOOOoooooo!"
>user stands with the Gauntlet in hand and crushes it
>"alright I'm done here"

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Graviton Manipulation
Mindscape Materialization like unlimitated blade works from fate
and Force Field Generation
i could pull it off
if you master mindscape materialization couldn't you basically be a god?

nothing personal?
unoriginal

Sin manipulation, ice cream mimicry, 360 degree neck rotation. I guess I can make him incredibly gluttonious and hungry for ice cream. I'll then turn into ice cream and have him eat me. Then I'll use my spinning head as a blender and mush his insides. Nice.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Replication
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defense_Calling
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Mode
I have no clue what the fresh heck future mode would do for me but considering I can infinitely duplicate and give defends to myself I should be able to just make an impenetrable wall of me right?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Specialist
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Deformation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnichronal_Perception?useskin=oasis
>a combat specialist who can see every outcome and change my opponents body
Fear me

Well, you can lure women in with chocolate, blow smoke up her ass and attack her nethers with your nethers.

>Parasite manipulation
>omni-empowerment
>scattering (separate and disperse into particles)

Guess I'm gonna be Saddler, but cooler.

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or fight* a cooler saddler, well fuck me I guess

>Existence Erasure
I can remove things from existence entirely, including from the past.
>Data Erasure
I can remove information from existence, a bit redundent.
>Past Interaction
I can interact with the past. I guess that's pretty neat.

The infinity gauntlet is universal, you win.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Dust_Manipulation
shit
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Manipulation
shit
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery
thanos is fucked

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energized_Weaponry?useskin=oasis
How fucked is thanos

I hate to break it to you, but here's a list of everyone in this thread more powerful that you, that posted before you.
As you can see, it's almost everybody.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absurdism_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Aura
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Physiology

I'm pretty much deadpool. As whether I can defeat Thanos depends on how powerful my Absurdism Embodiment is.

>tfw break the 4th wall and just erase thanos from the universe

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"Symbiotic Weaponry"

"Regeneration Combat"

"Evolution"

Well I'm fucked. On the bright side though, I can play dead and then regenerate once he leaves.

>How fucked is thanos
Not even a little bit.
You lose instantly.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Laser_Ball_Projection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Overexertion_Immunity
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetokinetic_Flight

I'm immune to exhaustion, and can create/launch energy spheres. I'm going to do nothing but create energy spheres for as much time as I have to prepare for fighting Thanos, and when the time comes, try to blow his ass to kingdom come.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Modding
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Virtual_Particle_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nanite_Artillery

So I basically have the reality stone. Still fucked though.

>Thanos
Ah yes the villain in the anticipated new Marvel's (tm) Avengers (c) movie. Have you seen it yet? It was awesome. Just make sure to buy a Mountain Dew(tm) and the concession stands. Dew the Dew (tm) anons!

Get your stupid viral marketing off my fucking board, you cunt

go eat a dick

I'm buying a limited-edition Infinity War Thanos-flavored Mountain Dew right now, just to spite you. It's true gamer fuel.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetically_Enhanced_Condition?useskin=oasis

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Disorder_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Absorption?useskin=oasis

ill just give thanos autism

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O' I am laughing. Whose bubbles will win out, eh? I literally cannot be stopped. You pop me, AND MORE WILL TAKE MY PLACE!!!!! I will channel until the Gods themselves fear my suds!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Mimicryhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi-Reincarnation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Channeling

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get rekt angsty titannigger death is my gf nao
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Air_Waves?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Answer_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Ghost_Physiology?useskin=oasis

>Alternate Element Materialization
>Fire Breath
>Underworld Lordship

AEM could be heavily used in my advantage, assuming there's infinite universes. I think I could actually beat Thanos with just that power. Fire Breath is cool to have, but not useful against Thanos unless it's close quarter combat, but even then I don't think it would help much. I suppose I could summon demons from the Underworld to help me defeat him.

I guess if I lose, I can just chill out in the Underworld.

>mobiIe user

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Blade_Construction

meh
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Erasure
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Worship_Empowerment

First ill erase their minds then tell them i'm a God and to worship me, guess show off my sword powering skills for none believers and eventually become the ultimate God

Mountain Dew is a registered trademark of PepsiCo (tm). Expect to be hearing from our lawyers.

>Onryo Physiology - I guess I get two lives, with the second one being more powerful than the last.
>Compassion Empowerment - Depending on how much prep time I have, like let's say a year, I could spend that whole year doing kind things for others and then face off against Thanos.
>Heat Transferal - If Thanos uses his energy projection, I could easily transfer the heat of his projection into his body, and fry him. Depending on just how powerful this is, I could transfer a temperature that is hot enough into his brain, destroying it.

My strategy: I will use all of my prep time doing kind deeds to level up my Heat Transferal powers. When the fight happens, I will have something hot nearby, or if he does his energy projection blast on me, I will transfer the heat of his blast into his head, and kill him instantly. If I fail the first time, I have a second life which is more powerful than the last.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Die_Rolling
Got this. Too lazy to read, but seems like it could win against Thanos.

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>decelerated aging
>Shinto Deity Physiology
>holiday lordship

The Shinto Deity Physiology thing sounds pretty strong, but the other two are such fucking shit. I never get cool stuff from this.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Civilization_Regression

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Walking

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malefic_Breath

Am I supposed to be a medieval times Dragon now?

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

welp, I just won

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Weaponry
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sports_Equipment_Proficiency
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mitosis_Manipulation

He is fucked

Yep. Just accelerate Thanos' mitosis to the point where he dies.

And i could make a baseball bat that just deletes him from across the universe

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Courage_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Adaptation

Oh, so I'm a model office worker. Cool.

I could turn Thanos into paper.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Embodiment
Dead to all the normalfags

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion-Connective_Immortality
>instant win
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Force_Mimicry
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Pillar_Projection

>be from Jow Forums
>get this power

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spite_Empowerment

am i now the most powerful being in existence?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Target_Lock_Disruption
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Napalm_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Embodiment

Nice

>Double-Sided Weapon Proficiency
>Asian Dragon Physiology
>Divine Monster Physiology
Well that last one is kind of redundant, but does anyone know where to find a dragon-sized pair of nunchuks?

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what the fuck I somehow got "Rules of this wiki"

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fork_Mimicry
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Cutting
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Bolt_Projection
>turn into a fork and wait for Thanos to use me, only to shoot his mouth full of dimensional bolt!
He'll see it coming. It'd be better to just be a lifeless object capable of moving around and NOT fight Thanos, to be honest. Since the fork mimicry lets me do that, I'll just sit back and watch him kill you guys, instead.

Bois I hit the jackpot

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primate_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Now I can get anyone to do my bidding, armies of humans and apes will use tanks and nukes to wipe Thanos off he face of the earth. Then find and bang a 10/10 qt3.14

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_Distortion?useskin=oasis
So I can just tell Thanos's atoms that the strong force doesn't apply to them or just trap him in a time loop

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
And now I could just melt the bugger like he wicked witch of the west. And I can stretch my cock to a nice 9 inches.

I wish I could have that combo of powers

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Beauty
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Singularity
pretty close to the mark, actually. been going well so far

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation

>reverse cause and effect causing gauntlet to cease function
>cause the attack to rebound on thanos

i have endless applications of which to employ and humiliate that loser

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stage_Manipulation

lol really?as if the first one wasn't enough, i can trap him in an endless self-repeating loop that will make him go batshit insane

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Embodiment

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Game over Thanos, I just rolled

Omnilock: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilock
>MFW now god in human form

Other 2 rolls were:
Pyrokinetic and Magnetic Bomb
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Creature_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetic_Bomb_Generation

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weather_Artillery
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyclone_Spinning
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Camouflage

At least I can just run away while being invisible.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Splitting
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Communication
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_Physiology

you get a gf!
you get a gf!
and you get a gf! everybody gets a gf!