New therapist is a TRANNY not even older than me

How the fuck did this happen OP.
It's sad that in Current Year I *want* to call you a faggot just making shit up for attention, but deep down I know you are telling the truth.

In current year OP is the only person in the world who is not a faggot.

I guess it makes sense in a way, males make better therapists.
You should still stop wasting your money on therapy though (even if it's free you're still just wasting time you could spend on other things)

Maybe it's a new technique where you find out "maybe I'm not so bad" and feel better when you realize the other people are so much worse than you.

>I pay to get mental advice from a mentally ill man

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weird as it is mentally ill people make better therapists because they know what works. I had a brazilian tranny hooker in my inpatient therapy as my therapist and had her again in outpatient for 6 months. She was the first therapist who actually gave me helpful advice on how to be a man without being cancerous and how to get my life together some.

My last therapist was a dude and he fucking sucked. I don't pay for it either so I don't care

>go to therapist for help
>therapist ends up killing itself cause of severe mental illness

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Soo when are you starting your hormone treatment?

This is fucking hilarious, this can't be real

Haha.
"Therapy" with trannies? Is that what they're calling it now?

She basically just ran through the list of shit and gave me what worked. I don't know I feel like a former hooker is gona know more about depression than some rich fag who went to college and just suddenly decided "psychology" was the thing he wanted to do. All i care about at the end of the day is I can cope now

And the most hilarious part is that you paid money for this

Okay but did she give you a handjob or what? "Therapy."

>she
You mean if user sucked him off as payment for services?

Nah she mostly asked how i was doing with the list of things she asked me to do to lessen my depression
>exercising for 3 hours a day everyday
>eating food
>cleaning house/self
>trying to force myself to talk to people even if it gave me a panic attack and then reminding myself that the panic attack wouldn't kill me
>being angry when i was angry instead of just shoving it down
she did tell me alot of her escort stories though. Usually she would top American and Europe guys because they would pay the most and always brought her into expensive hotels and bought her shit.
>tfw she is literally just some guy who has alot of work done to make him look female
>tfw his a rich American paid him to have his dick extended
>tfw he literally married one of his clients and became a therapist
Once to make me laugh he dropped his "female" voice

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Remind them that they will always be the sex they were born as on a cellular lever, no matter what disgusting surgeries they have to mutilate their bodies. See how far you can push your "therapist" before they lose it and start yelling at you and/or crying.

Bonus points for recording the incident and posting the video online to discourage mentally ill trannies from even considering becoming therapists when they are so fucked in the head that they pay good money for some surgeon to rearrange their perfectly good natural organs and have no business giving anyone advice unless that advice is to not be like them.

You can do it because I believe in you.

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I like my therapist though. Last guy asked me what I do in my free time and I said video games and he looked at me like I was a fucking retard. Told tranny therapist I like video games and we talked about dark souls for 15 minutes

Your therapist should not just tell you what you want to hear, they should be the one person in life who gives you hard truths that no one else will tell you. I like video games too, but there is more to life and wasting 15 minutes of the time you pay for to talk to someone who is supposed to be a professional and to help you through the problems in your life is an indication that not only is your tranny "therapist" incompetent but they will milk the time you pay them for just to talk about things not related to you and your life.

If you want to have an in-depth discussion about Dark Souls or any video game, just go to /vg/ and make a thread about it. It's free and you can talk about it as much as you want.

Have more pride in yourself, you are worth more than to waste the precious time you are given in this life to seek help from someone who has themselves given over to hedonism and degeneracy just to satisfy the sickness in their minds.

You can do it because I believe in you.

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but tranny gave me lots of good advice too and unlike previous therapists it was actually relevant to my life and situation and not the same old bullshit. you're making a quick judgement and tons of assumptions off one thing I said, the whole point i was making is that this person actually has some kind of understanding of me that the normie therapists don't have

What advice? To be fair, you are broken, how do you objectively tell if it is good advice? Having another broken person tell you what to do is like having a crazy person running an asylum.

>be tranny escort
>running out of cash
>decide to hit up bars
>after a few misses and threatening to get ass beat find American businessman
>pudgey (like all american) and not very manly
>talk up american and finally get him talking about price
>make joke sell because they are supposed to haggle you down
>american takes price off the back without argue
>fuck the ever living shit out of american
>this goes off and on for several days
>literally not buying food or change of clothes because just hanging out in clients room
>client goes home
>several months later keep getting calls from chubby american client
>he comes back to brazil
>fuck the shit out of him again and hang out because the room he rents is nice
>decide hes not an asshole
>put moves on client
>marry client
>come to america
>start consistent hrt
>go to college
>tell americans to stop being stupid and to get out of the house
>guide dumbass americans into putting their life together
>live with pudgy husband for 9 years straight and still going
Miss that big titted dude

YOU BETTER fuck it's mentally ill butthole, literally no other way of going about this

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They might tell you things that make you feel better, but that does not mean they are telling you things that will make your life better. Sometimes the advice we need is the advice that we do not like to hear.

I know that because your therapist decided to mutilate their body and mind by trying to be something they are not that they have NO business giving anyone advice and should in fact see a good therapist themselves.

You deserve better, user, truly. You are moving in the direction of improving you life by going out and talking to a therapist, but in this sick world the wrong people are allowed to pretend to be able to advise others when they are sick in the head and their advice cannot be trusted. Reflect on what I have written and compare it to your time with the mentally ill person who pretends to be a therapist that you, in your grief and confusion have opened your heart to, for you should find someone who can lead you and point you in the right direction in life. Be brave and break free from those who will only further poison you.

You can do it because I believe in you.

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>Last guy asked me what I do in my free time and I said video games and he looked at me like I was a fucking retard.
Lawsuit! I love America.

chaotic keks

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>be tranny escort
>working prison
>dumbass americans can't even leave their cell because anxiety is so bad
>he has no idea what to do
>point out that if he can get to the group meeting he is obviously not in his cell
>he trys to argue that he is still feeling anxiety
>point out again that it is no longer so bad that he can't leave his his cell
>he bitches about how he gets sleepy after all the panic attacks
>tell him to simply walk around until he feels sleepy from panic attacks and just go to bed
>after 5 months of this he isnt having panic attacks and is just having mild anxiety
>boss says he is impresssed and that other therapists out of college weren't able to help any of the inmates
>literally just told him to go for a walk until he wanted to sleep
>do this for a few more years until husband moves and then switch to a hospital to stay with your boy.
Nah she/he likes to fuck her husbands asshole most of the time unless he is really stressed then she powerbottoms him. Anytime we did one on one and I was being moody/silent she would literally just start telling me stories about her fucking her husband in the ass until i got so embarrassed i asked her to stop.

>pays to listen to a mentally ill man who got plastic surgery to become the opposite sex talk about fucking other mens buttholes
>still posts on r9k

*dabs* neck urself

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instead of r9k learning the cliche but true "we are all human and the same" meme they instead are disparaging a nibba who seemingly had a great experience with a tranny therapist and turning this into a homophobi hate fest

color me surprized

>Pays a mentally ill immigrant faggot to talk about fucking his husbands asshole
Rope is on discount in walmart.

I mean you are to late to be jumping on the kill yourself band wagon user. The time for that was before i met the brazil shemale not after.

What did he look like? I'm imagining someone who looks like Dr.Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror, slutty outfit and all.

There is no escape from this hell we call Earth

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>getting mental health advise from someone that never had mental problems
doesnt sound too good either

You can always just talk to a brick wall and pretend that the wall says something wise or understanding to the same effect

That's like having a surgeon without hands wtf

Maybe if you're a retard, yeah.

Tell us stories about the tranny fucking her husband in the asshole user senpai!

My tulpa helps me through my schizophrenic episodes.

What a fucking time to be alive. What is even going on anymore.

>never had vs. currently fully enveloped in one

would you see a therapist who is on suicide watch or in a fullblown manic phase? no? yeah

How? Mine always disappears whenever I'm in an extreme mental state. It's not like she runs away or anything, my mind literally just can't support her being around while I'm having a panic attack or whatever.

They're just in the closet. Deep down, everyone in this thread wishes they had a sexy tranny therapist.

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>that
>sexy
Im literally half drunk, and that is garbage. Piss poor taste, fag.

yup
this is the best post in the thread
good job user

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>Get molested for years
>Finally escape because my mom goes to jail
>Have a male therapist
>He gets arrested for cheese pizza
>Never resolve my issues because of him
I drove away the only "therapist" who I liked after that, too.

Fuck I just actually lost my sides! Holy kek!!!

>Have a male therapist
>>He gets arrested for cheese pizza
imagine if he molested you as well

The physician I had to see through the job I started last month was transgender. I couldn't see my own doctor to get cleared for stuff because it is a job at a hospital, I had to go through their systems. Also there isn't a single white male that works in the doctor's office there and the only white guys I see at my job are either custodians or on security like I am. There is also a transgender person that works in the cafeteria.

All of this makes me nervous for the future... is America beyond redemption?

>is America beyond redemption?
Yes. America is in decline.

>when your therapist is the rapist

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yep, that about sums it up
liberals are a disease, i merely have a problem

lmao I bet you are a janitor or some shit too

stay mad white boy

Yes, we're headed toward Weimar clownworld. We're already there but we haven't gone full state-enforced-transexuality yet.

Cant you just get a new therapist?

I wish my therapist that I don't have and can't afford was a sexually deviant he-she who would dominate me.

I had a middle aged frumpy dyed hair tumblr tier therapist once

she told me that running around the city yelling at people would cure my social anxiety and depression

>a therapist
>life is made around a fetish
He will not help yout with anything, he can't even help himself.

>she told me that running around the city yelling at people would cure my social anxiety and depression
i just lol'd nervously
god
imagine

this is something I've actually noticed, people who wore braces and went to the dentist a lot as a kid tend to become dentists themselves as they get older, it wouldn't surprise me at all if people who needed a lot of therapy went on to become therapists.

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lmao I just remembered.

One day I think I was talking about just how generally shit I feel constantly and how I feel at complete unease in social situations and I can't figure out why, out of nowhere she fucking snaps and lets her guard down and yells "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!"

it was kind of eye opening and confirmed my paranoia and trust issues. it was the final straw

do NOT under any circumstance get a female therapist. if you are a young man who society deems a loser/ outcast, they will secretly despise you and have very little genuine intent to help you. I see this from an evolutionary standpoint. Women are DISGUSTED by mentally defective young men and will passively aggressively despise you secretly and have no intention of elevating you

This. Welcome to the future kiddos

>always
maybe not who knows what we will be able to do in the future. As of now all trannys are the sex they where born as tho

>45232899
>NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!
She had a point.

They will always be the sex they are born as. Just because someone does not fit in the conventional box of being a man or a woman does not mean that they are the opposite sex because they are not and they are deluded into thinking that they are what they are not. It is fine to be a man and have qualities that are popularly associated with women like being in touch with your emotions or liking pretty things and stuff but that does not change the fact that at the end of the day you are a man in a dress, not a woman and you should try to find joy in who you are and what makes you unique instead of trying desperately to change what you naturally are, because you will never change what you naturally are and there is nothing wrong with that.

s/he's may even post in this thread or has nudes on /b/

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People who interacted with trannies in this thread, rank on a 10 scale and describe to us their appearance

Have you ever seen a dentist with bad teeth? Dentists, like therapists, must practice what they preach if they wish to be successful. You can't fix something as delicate and complicated as a mind if your own mind needs to be fixed first.

Or have you seen a philosopher who lived an unhappy life?
Wait...

I am not saying that your life must be without pain to be a therapist, the opposite is often true. What I am saying is that in order to be a good philosopher you must understand something about yourself and how you fit in the world around you because this will lead you to truth in the world that is connected to your personal experiences that you must discover before you can find bigger truths that relate less to you directly, just as in order to be a successful therapist you must be able to fix your own mind and fight your demons before you can guide another person on the right path and someone who has given themselves to superficial degeneracy is in no place to be a therapist whatsoever until they overcome their own issues.

Actually ALL the dentists I know have their own natural teeth and ALL the ophthalmologists I know use glasses instead of getting a laser operation

>When OP is not the biggest faggot in the story

What?!? Is this the day I have waited for, for so long?

Don't listen to this guy, this is the kind of fucktard to come to Jow Forums and make fun of robots because we're not manly enough/like videogames too much, the same kind of scum to go to bullying threads and say something like "you should've manned the fuck up and just out chad the bully it's not that hard jus be urself lmao pussy robots".

This guy is probably going to reply with some retardedm, hypermasculine, chaddish piece of """advice""", you heard it here first.

Also how large do you think their dicks are

The dentists and optometrists take care of their teeth and eyes, respectively though right? Just as a therapist should take care of their natural mind. I am not saying that you have to get surgery to have perfect eyes or teeth, just that you should do your best with what you have to take care of yourself as you are.

I am not here to make fun of anybody. I posted right here but I will say again that just because you are a man who is gentle and kind or just because you like video games and these things that might place you outside of the little box that modern society makes for you in its twisted definition of what it is to be a man, does not mean that you are not a man. There are all kinds of different people with their own unique traits and that is perfectly fine. I do not think that kindness or being sad makes you a coward, in fact I think if you can face these things about yourself and you know yourself that even taking time to discover what you feel and why you feel that way is very brave and I commend anyone who is brave enough to exist as who they are the the core of their being.

What I do not agree with is a person making superficial changes to their unique vessel of their body just because society tells them that they think like the opposite sex, because that is not true. What matters is who you are on the inside and no amount of superficial and mutilating surgeries will ever change that.

I am no Chad, just an user with a dream of inspiring others to live good and truly fulfilling lives.

I do not think that a therapist is a real therapist if they have cannot even face the demons in their own minds, like a person who is so lost that they think they have to change their natural body just to fit in an arbitrary definition of how a man or a woman is "supposed" to act. That is all I am trying to say.

Take it or leave it.

CHECK EM! He's a demon trying to turn us into heritics! Good thing meme magic will always be on the side of the good guys

He literally said he's security, you illiterate nigger.

Wouldn't those digits have more to do with the post they are attached to than the post user replied to?

fpbp orangeanal

>Ya know my husbands ass as been getting tighter recently
>before when we first met he was so fat that I really wasnt into it but god its getting to the point that i
please stop
>oh Mr never speaks is capable of speaking, how very interesting
>Now rate your depression 1-10, ah and how is your sex life?
stopped speaking here
>ya know you really dont have an excuse, i was a top escort in brazil. Americans and Europeans would literally pay for my tits to be bigger and my dick to be longer. Sometimes i would just fuck them and relax in the hotel bath tub until they woke up and then they would pay me to fuck them again
please stop
>oh he speaks again! That's twice in one day Mr.user, now while you were upstairs you mentioned that you believed yourself to be "a corpse that doesn't feel anything" is that correct mr user?
>Have you ever considered you dont feel alive because you are so fat and dont leave your house?
i gota go to class now but
TL DR for rest of story
>anytime i clam up she would describe in detail her rubbing dicks, the sound a butt makes when you fuck it quickly and pull out, and how after she got rid of her plastic cans and started hrt she could milk them into his mouth but only if he was a good boy
She would basically just gross me out until i would talk and then go through therapy. She could be a straight up liar but she was brazilian and she did have an adams apple

Moar
>was she pretty, how big is her dick?

but is he hot op? how big are his tits and ass?

Sounds alpha

That's generally how it is though. Like my therapist said in her experience a lot of therapists had real shitty child/teen/adulthoods, though some of them are just really caring people and want to help, but a lot had to either go through years of therapy or years of helping themselves. A lot of therapists are in therapy themselves.

>Fuck I just actually lost my sides! Holy kek!!!

>>>/reddit/

truly the end times are upon us

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your last therapist sounds better

you're paying to listen to a queer talk about fucking men and videogames
sort your fucking life out man

i am sorry for being close-minded. if you want to dress up as a girl and basically live as if you were born a girl even if you are a guy then if that is what truly fulfills your soul and brings you closer to God then to each their own.

please forgive my quick judgement, i still think it is not natural but i accept that it is a very personal and often permanent decision that people make for themselves. who am i to tell them what is right or wrong for them?

i wish all the best for you, OP, and if that therapist really helps you to live a better life then they have done their job no matter what.

just be careful whose advice you listen to. that's all.

>I pay hundreds of dollars an hour to talk about video games with a tranny
I'm laughing so hard. Fucking Americans.

Is this greentext related to her?

Better than paying $150 to get raped

>but seriously user does your therapist resemble any pornstars?

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