/suicide general/

probably gonna just hang myself
I need to find a place where I can tie a rope though.
Anyone think I can probably drill a hole in my roof and screw a hook in it and put the rope in it? I need to test to make sure it'll hold my weight since its an old roof.

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you jumping off a pier?, eventually youll decay free of the cement and float to the surface

I had a plan at a low point in life to:
-rent a boat
-sail it out as far as I could
-tie heavy weights to my feet
-sit on the edge with my head down, feet and weights in the water
-shoot myself in the head, pointed such that there would be little chance of traces of blood getting on the boat
-fall forward after gunshot, sink to the bottom, no body nor gun to be found

Luckily I finally landed a job a couple of months ago..

Buying a kayak and going out as far as I can go.

If you drill into plaster ceiling it won't hold your weight.
Even solid wood beams are pushing it.

shit, what'd you think I should do? I guess I can always get a ladder and drill some metal screws into the side of my house made of brick.

sometimes when im high, suicidal thoughts and feelings hit really hard and it sucks since being high is about all I have left

my plan is to get blackout drunk and sleep naked in some snow. i'm also planning on joining the military and be intentionally involved in a "field casualty"

Probably gonna do it sometime today. My life is in shambles. I have nothing to live for anymore.

>tfw became a Jow Forumsommando gun nut years ago and room is filled with loaded firearms constantly
Sweet release is literally inches away from me, lads.

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Decide to get drunk one night and put my handgun to my head. Sit there in the bathtub for like 30 minutes, just silent. Decide to call hotline. Some girl on her first day answers. Super nervous and agitated on her end. Ask her why she sounded so nervous, she panics and puts her supervisor on the phone. Supervisor continually asks for my address. Decide not to tell them and avoid the SWAT team at my house. Put my gun away and go to bed. Get up and go to work the next day. Dodged two bullets that night lol.

What about your brain cells? They float don't they? Also the gun I think, depending on the model

Smith & Wesson 686.. Solid weight, wouldn't float.. As for my brain cells, if I was far enough out at sea, it wouldn't really matter

>think i'm mostly over my depression
>start developing PMDD symptoms
some day ill be free

I don't believe you

orriiigg

>she panics
>"OMG YOU ARE REALLY FLUSTERING ME RIGHT NOW, SUICIDAL PERSON, YOU SHOULD CALL SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP!"

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If you have any nearby trees, the thick branches may work, or buy some pvc piping and make a stand out of that.

Please don't do it. Things will get better, I promise. Both and had suicidal thoughts at one point, but don't anymore. These feelings, no matter how strong they seem, will pass. They are no match for you and I know you anons are strong enough to overcome them.

>attempted to hang myself when I was 15
>didn't tie noose right and fell ou
>told one person who probably doesn't even remember who I was
>current plan is to go out in summer
>go on fishing trip, sail to island and shoot myself
I have very little money, no education or experience, no friends, don't even have a single good memory past the age of 10.

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>it gets better meme
nice try user, ive heard it before

When I was at a university for college I reached a point where I mulled over suicide daily. I would sit at my open window, on the twelfth floor of the building, and talk myself out of doing it every night for six months. When I chose to drop out in hopes of saving my life my parents shamed me for being a useless drop out and gave me a time span for when I had to move out.

Thank god for marijuana.

Hanging seems the way to go, but is the way is to go ??

I am on a downhill spiral, I keep drinking and doing drugs. No matter what I do, I cannot escape these feelings of wanting to end it. I feel so guilty about wanting to kill myself but I think I am reaching my end.

It's not about getting better, it's about anything is better than inflicting pain upon those that love you ..

Fuck off normalfag no one needs to hear your shitty platitudes

>it's about anything is better than inflicting pain upon those that love you
the only people that love me is my mom and my close friend that i have and i have a crush on him. i honestly don't see how bad it could get

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Livestream your suicide please. Watching people die is the only thing that gives me joy

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I fucking hate people who use the think about people who love you argument, nobody loves me, not even my parents, why the fuck would I worry about hurting other peoples feelings if I'm going to be dead anyways

See, you have sth to live for ...
And btw, there's nothing that hurts a mother more than losing her children .. you don't want that to be because of you

ive come to the point where i don't care how she feels anymore
and i'll never be with someone because its impossible

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fuck that bitch, having children is the ultimate act of selfishness and narcissism, I hope your mother dies in the most painful way imaginable

Well then stay here for your own fucking sake, would you rather give up life for some unknown darker, lonelier place ??
Life is not about big achievements, it's about the good faps, the plot filled porns, the good meals .. it's about the small things, find your small thing and hang on to it

Not to make you want to kill yourself even more, but people who say suicide is selfish are the real jerks. They never have a fucking clue what people like you are going through. Their pain of you gone or whatever is nothing compared to what depression can fucking do to someone.

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I'm a robot just like all of you, and I know what I said is true. Do you really want to hurt those close to you in such a way?

>stay here for your own sake
But he doesn't want to be here, give it up faggot and kill yourself too

Does going down that path start with making more jokes about suicide?

>hurrr durr what about the others feelies that you're going to hurt :(((
Because fuck what the person who commits suicide feels right?

Why the fuck should I stay alive if I want to die? You literally gave no argument other than you don't know what's after death, who gives a fuck, at least it's better than living

planning on killing myself once i turn 21. if no growth spurt happens im going to killmyself. currently 19 and 5'4, and a perma khv cause of this and will probably have a shitty job for the rest of my life so im banking on this miracle spurt. probably going to kill myself by hanging

yeah... I think about that a lot. I am trying to figure out what would anger the people around me more, killing myself or overdosing/drinking myself into oblivion?

Just get into drinking. You'd rather be alive and an alcoholic than six feet under. Trust me, your future alcoholic self will thank me.

Who said you need to be with someone to be happy, accepting this can help a lot

im not trying to put you off but it could well be worse

i'm going for the long run and die of starvation like bobby sands. 66 days was his record.

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What kind of shit advice is that? Do you enjoy seeing people suffer?

Staying alive gives infinitely more possibilities than death, therefore choosing life is the ultimate act of rebellion against the crushing authoritarian finality of death. See as well for what life can really be about.

already tried, just doesnt work for me. just makes me feel even worse

Do you want to anger them?

Because you don't want to die, you just want an easy escape, instead of working on fixing your shitty life, maybe you don't feel like doing it, but that's not you who's talking, it's depression !!

>gives infinitely more possibilities
And they're all shit

>See
>you have to constantly distract yourself in order to enjoy life
lol
>crushing finality of death
That's kind of the point

>tfw a suicide general devolves into a anti-suicide general

Don't let (((depression))) win and do you in anons. Let rage consume you, embrace hope, do anything to fight it, for anything is better than falling for the (((suicide))) meme.

>muh depression
Easy to blame everything on a mental illness instead of addressing the actual problems

I do not care to anger them but at the same time I feel incredibly guilty for upsetting anyone, even if I am losing my mind every second while I am awake or asleep

Depression and suicide are jewish?

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No they aren't, some people apparently make it work or have chemically balanced brains, or we'd all have depression.

I fucking hating drinking at first, just made me feel dizzy and uncomfortable.. now i take that first sip and sometimes instantly forget all the fucking shit my head kept shouting at me throughout the day. I dont even know if its for everyone, but getting drunk and stoned helps me forget about past present and future shit so easily. Its like the only time i can feel even close to 100% relaxed, even if its obviously temporary

>tfw also 5'4 and can't even reach high enough to tie a noose to anything

Life is nothing but a series of experiences. Call them distractions if you will, that doesn't change their intrinsic meaning and value.

>their intrinsic meaning and value
Lmao

Their intrinsic value relative to the perceiver

>doesn't know how to greentext
Follow through with the plan faggot.

Fair enough then lad

What did you expect, this place is flooded with normalfags. Retards keep trying to make Jow Forums into an epic activism platform and keep inviting them all here.

Would they be upset after that? Seems incredibly selfish to me. Youd think theyd go half crazy themselves thinking about what they should/could have done. Atleast i hope thats how the world works

>Do not go gentle into that good night,
>Old age should burn and rave at close of day; >Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Fight it anons.

See this comment in another thread >Contemplating suicide.
Nice taking the easy way out Norman. Unless your plan is to become a Chad and destroy the very people who shun you, you're not even a robot.

What are you even trying to say, memeing retard?

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Don't want to go too much into detail with this but basically I fucked up and I'll either have to work some shitty degrading job for the summer to pay someone back or I risk going to jail instead.

I don't want to do either of those, I wanted just 1 more comfy summer after the complete hell this year and last were but I don't think it's gonna happen. I'm considering just hanging myself at the beginning of summer or so.

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Hmm.. Jail's kinda badass..

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It's not. Not with the petty reason I'd be locked up with.

Shouldn't have used your dad's credit card, genius.

Summer jobs arnt too far behind, youll earn a sense of acomplishment or some queer shit

You know if all of us who is suicidal here go out in a bang and write our name in history like saint elliot, the beta uprising will not only be a meme

that's pretty good, I was thinking cliff or tall building and also shooting in head and causing the fall, this way if headshot would be botch, fall will guarantee job well done

>breaking news: large group of mumbling young men commit mass suicide in front of a forever 21
>BUT WHEN WE RETURN, HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOUR 8TH GRADER IS SEXTING, MORE AT 11

do what Robin Williams did, take belt, make a loop, tail end make a knot and pass it on the other side of the door, close door

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He means killing others you mongoloid

If enough people agreed, I'd gladly kill myself side by side with my robot brethren

Regardless of his shitty arguments, suicide is a retarded choice. You can work to try and improve your life, and make the pain go away. You can't work to reverse death. Have you seen a therapist/psychologist?

yah, same here.. I am waiting for my pet to expire and then I am free to end my suffering.

>You can't work to reverse death

Why would you want to reverse a permanent solution to all problems?

Life is a blight

kill yourself moron exd

>please don't kill yourself you have so much to live for like none of your friends and romantic opportunities, a job you hate, and a family who couldn't possibly understand

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>would you rather give up life for some unknown darker, lonelier place ??
LOL! You've been dead for billions of years if not more and you will be dead for billions more in at most 120 years, no one lives past that and once you reach a certain age (for some it comes sooner than later) you start wishing for death on daily basis like my grandma did in the last decade of her life.

What we call life is an illusion and truly is Hell that we're born and trapped into. Everything you will achieve or accomplish in life won't matter in 3-5 generations after your death just like you can't name anyone who was born past Mozart or Bach or Davinci, even people like MalcomX mean less and less with each passing day. Ask any modern faggot who Henry Ford was and what were his accomplishment.

be me
today
hits up two ugly females to hang out.
both say no
stares at ceiling until sun goes down
it dark
thinks about hanging himself because nobody leks me.
got hungry ate a quesadilla
no more suicidal thoughts

Here's a cute pic 0_0 ...

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