hey femanon, look at this!
Hey femanon, look at this!
Joseph Young
Ryder Foster
I dont fuck tryhards.
Give me a guy with a cute face and normal, barely-lifts body, good hygiene, nice smile, good sense of fashion.
Cameron Diaz
>Rustang
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I only date boys who drive Chevys. Sorry, sweetie. :-)
Brody Ward
The only thing you're getting is a bullet through the skull, whore.
Brayden Torres
>"Eww why are you so brown?"
Blake Hughes
>manlet
No wonder he has to lift and drive a "muscle" car. He's probably a virgin too
Gavin Murphy
No such thing as barely lifting.
Hudson Ward
>Ford
look at this dude bro hahaha
Ryder Moore
If he can lift fries into her mouth, that is enough.
David Rogers
this. women go for the otter look i noticed. the super abs always come off as trying too hard because no one is retarded op. we know that shit takes an ugodly amount of work
try harding = pathetic
Eli Sanders
disgusting, looks like a freaking turtle
Dominic Taylor
Pretty sure I'm all of these. I have no idea where I fucked up
Jaxon Hill
they all think they are all of these.
Adam Carter
Thats not actually enough, don't listen to femoids
Nathan Smith
Well...
>cute face
Unironically yes
>normal, barely lifts body
Might need a visual of what you mean, but I think I fit this. Not overweight but not extremely muscular
>good hygiene
Yes
>nice smile
So I've been told, though I don't smile that much anymore
>good sense of fashion
This is the sticking point because I have no idea what you mean. Do you want a guy dressed in expensive designer clothes or just dressed like a normal person? I fit the latter one
I don't understand what's wrong, am I meant to smile more? It seems creepy to smile all the time
Alexander Perez
>Chilling with a friend at the park
>He brought a bunch of girls
>He leaves
>They're talking about how cute the 3 guys playing football near us are
>It's sunny so I take off my shirt and lay down on the grass pretty far from the girls
>Dumb as shit SJW starts screaming "YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL UNCONFORTABLE"
>3 other girls shut her up and start complimenting and touching my muscles
>Muscles
>Haven't done any kind of sport in 2 years just sit at the computer
>Didn't bother to look at myself for 2 years but I'm actually kind of Jow Forums
>Mfw we where all having a huge water fight when friend came back
>Mfw one of the football guys gave me the griffith glare as he left
How did this happen? Is there an explanation for this?
Owen Miller
You're not trying to fuck bitter nerds who post on r9k pretending to be sluts
David Green
You're just really skinny
Evan Moore
>good sense of fashion.
You fem anons dont know what good fashion is. Its always ill fitting jeans and oversized tshirts with you.
Chase Hall
He probably wouldn't fuck you either, dude
Ian Hill
>V6 Mustang
>Not a GT
What a fag.
Jeremiah Parker
Hey femanon, look at this.
Im a neet so you know I have plenty of time for you
Jordan Roberts
Wait so do girls actually go for the skinny but not skelly look or is this a rare one off?
Josiah Sanchez
You're pretty qt actually, too bad I look like a goblin.
Michael Hill
Thanks, people have called me a goblin too so that term means nothing to me.
My discord is Lost#2786 if you would like to talk
Dominic Roberts
Nows the time to run user, self depricating girls are the worse. Youre just there to satisfy their insatiable approval void.
Hunter Cooper
I kind of have an unusual look, I only wear pale colored clothes to avoid looking scary but people still tell me I give them the spooks
Ian Morgan
>how did this happen
It didn't happen
that's how
Evan Wood
Do you even originally lift bro?