Hey kids!

That's some really depressing attitude you guys have.

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Please have my babies

People tell me I sound like a google translator or artificial intelligence, do you think there's something to it?

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That is accurate.
A robotic voice with a hint of expression.

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It's weird because I think I show more emotion than most people I know, yet they still say I don't.

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and I hate your voice like that

Hmmm, what's so different about it now?

Are you expressive with your face? That is a big part of it, I feel.

Actually yes, I laugh and smile a lot. Maybe it just comes off as uncanny to some people.

The breathing, sir!

tfw have to annunciate alot and talk slower because thick australian accent even most city aussies can't understand me if anyone wants me to say anything i'll try

Yes maybe they think you are not being genuine?
I would have to see a video of you speaking to really get to the bottom of this.

Where in Australia are you from? I am from Victoria and everybody mistakes me for being British.

Huh that's weird, it doesn't help that I have a bolshevik mic that picks up a lot of static. Is it the fact that you can hear the breathing or what is it?

Well sadly that's against the board rules.

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Rural Queensland

I was trying to be smooth but you are onto me.

Interesting. Do all your neighbours also have a similar accent to you?

I don't know, i haven't spoken to anyone in awhile but i don't think they do, my family is very english like both sides of my grandparents are from england but i've developed a very thick australian accent though, people often call it "fake" they think i'm over-exaggerating my accent

>i haven't spoken to anyone in awhile
That's very Australian

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Usually when I am around Australians that have a thicker accent I also notice myself pronouncing similarly to them.

Give it a go, I want to see if I can work out what you are saying

i don't like australians in general, and i'm a recluse

"It's day 874 and my supplies are running low (vegemite), I haven't seen any normal humans in years. The ones I did see were really aggressive and wouldn't listen to reason"

No this is not a script to a zombie apocalypse movie, it's just everyday Australian problems.

more like "it's day 828 my supplies are kinda low i may need to pop into the local servo, i left my house and was attacked by a few aboriginals who were sniffing petrol i had no choice but to give up my petrol that costs $1.50 a litre"

>sniffing petrol
hahahaha what the fuck

it's a real thing.. the australian goverment have even made psa's about it
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holy fucking shit hahahahaha, when you have to teach kids not to sniff petrol you know shit's good

This land is a living meme..

Well I honestly didn't see that coming.

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