Being a dicklet is the worst thing that can happen to a man
Your height, wealth, body, face are all irrelevant if you are a dicklet
Girls would rather settle for a below average looking turbomanlet with a big cock, than a good looking tall dude with a small dick
Prove me wrong: don't even waste your time cause you can't
I know, it pretty much nullifies all other good traits about you.
Women don't see how big your dick is until you whip it out, so not having a gf because your dick is small isn't an argument. You just lack confidence, be a man and date a girl you estrogen filled pathetic crybaby.
>Women don't see how big your dick is until you whip it out
they will refuse sex and laugh at out after you whip it out
No they won't, stop having sex on the first date retards
>Girls would rather settle for a below average looking turbomanlet with a big cock, than a good looking tall dude with a small dick
No they wouldn't.
>stop having sex on the first date retards
What kind of advice is this?
Yes, they would
It's all irrelevant because women don't settle
>What kind of advice is this?
Advice that will get you laid for atleast a full month.
Woman only tolerate small dicks from their beta providers, after they enjoy their fair share of big cock of course
kek what a dumb opinion. quick math: there are as many women as men and at the very most 20% of men are chads. so 80% of the females do have to settle. okay there are some whod rather die alone but im pretty sure its not the 4/5 of them. they despise brainlets though so youre really fucked.
This bitch is ugly as sin
kek what a dumb opinion. You don't realize women are completely fine with sharing a male and would rather do that than enter monogamous relationships with a male they percieve as "equal" or "beneath" them.
We're moving towards a polygamous hypergamous culture where the bottom 50% or even more men don't get wives.
Is that Akihabara?
I'd you're that worried stick on a big cock sleeve, problem solved. Or is it that you just want the bigger cock???
Even ugly woman can demand huge cocks
>women are completely fine with sharing a male
proof that you have never interacted with a female they can be insane jealous much worse than most men.
>would rather do that than enter monogamous relationships with a male they percieve as "equal" or "beneath" them.
thats something i more or less agree with but fuck can you imagine being attracted a girl who you at least in some sense dont see superior to yourself?
To discover he is loved in return ought really to disenchant the lover with the beloved.
Nietzsche
Too bad chad won't fuck uggos
lmaoing @ your life OP
dicklets btfo originally
even though body issues is jewish psyops, small dicks are also less fun for yourself. sometimes you just wanna pound her into oblivion but you just don't have the guns for it.
it sucks, but don't stop going after women because of it.
>but don't stop going after women because of it.
small dick is enough reason to avoid women and go full neckbeard mode
>sometimes you just wanna pound her into oblivion
that's easier with a smaller cock than with an average / big one
I paid for a prostitute once and expected to pound like in porn but it almost slipped out every time while doing missionary.
The only comfortable position for me and probably her was doggy style.
yeah as I said it sucks but you must out-jizz other men and leave no room for their children
ok fair point but it's about how good it feels for you, you need to be able to get enough friction going otherwise it's just spastic hip shaking
oh sweet summer child
oregan
>sometimes you just wanna pound her into oblivion but you just don't have the guns for it.
>it sucks, but don't stop going after women because of it.
I just realized if I had a big dick I'd probably pursue sex, with a small dick it just seems pointless. I don't even feel like a sexual creature. Good thing I have sissy hypnos.
I have a girlfriend who absolutely worships me, like she is literally MY beta provider (I'm a broke NEET and she buys me gifts, drives me places, pays for dates) and I have porn induced erectile dysfunction. I've dated her for 4 months and never fucked her. I eat her out and finger her occasionally but for the most part she doesn't care about sex. Women want love and validation way more than they want sex, most of them legitimately won't give a fuck about your dick.
Yeah but I bet she's over 35.
Kek, that sounds fucking horrible m8
>but you must
As a dicklet you'll struggle to even get laid
Having someone settle for you and raising your kids is downright impossible
>this.
fucking painful irony is that i'm a tall, quite handsome guy.
i get some looks but i avoid women like the plague
im even planning not to marry anyone so they never see my small dick. i dont know if i should bring a child into this world.
i honestly hate god intensely for playing this cruel joke on me. im clueless help
your girl must be fucked up mentally desu. have you tried not watching porn?
my advice depends on how small it is. so?
>I don't even feel like a sexual creature
there's the core of the problem, it's hard to get excited about sex because there's only so much you can actually do as a dicklet. currently pondering how to proceed with this.
true, true, all true. at the end of the day I'm just too stubborn to let life take its course.
fucking 1 inch unerect
4 inches erect.
Same, i'm kinda good looking but never even tried
shes 19, I'm 21
she is 100% mentally fucked up, but the majority of women are.
>just eat her out bro
Enjoy your HPV and troat cancer
I hope that soon I can advance to the next stage after despair where you realize you have nothing to lose and everything is kill. A post-shame zen state where you just try for sex with every girl you meet and see who says yes.
>thats something i more or less agree with but fuck can you imagine being attracted a girl who you at least in some sense dont see superior to yourself?
Yes, I don't care either way.
>she is 100% mentally fucked up, but the majority of women are
cant argue with that
thats small for sure but i would be surprised if a girl laughed at it let alone fucking off immediately. youre not doomed imo
i guess im slightly above average and a bigger dick would have done more harm than good so far. its sad that so many of you fall for this dumb 10+ inch porn meme it has absolutely no use except it looks good on camera. at this point your mentality is a much bigger problem than size
Fucking christ, imagine how eugenic that was. Based women.
youre a desperate bitch attracted to pussy not the person
To all of Jow Forums 6.5 to 5.5 is a feminine penis, under 5.4 is a boiclit a proper dick is well above 6.6x6, women buy large dildos 8+ inches dont believe me? Look at amazon reviews even faggots like large dicks
>everything in your life gets decided by luck and genetics
>LMAO DUDE JUST LIFT AND WORK ON URSELF CHICKS LOVE LE CONFIDENT AND FUNNY GUYS DUDE PERSONALITY HAHAHA
>DUDE JUST EAT HER OUT AND FINGER HER COME ON
>never mind the fact that guys with big dicks can actually do that too
3 and 3 quarters long and 1 and a half inch wide hard. I gave up on life a long time ago.
sure they can but they are dumb and fell for the same meme as you so they dont
At that point you should transition user thats not even a penis
My god she's ugly. This is why I believe women can't be robots. Even 4/10's have options.
Going trans is retarded
The thing that I don't understand is how my father was well endowed but I got screwed over like this. Regardless, I'd first kill you with my barehands before ever having even the slightest bit of homosexual thought in my mind.
not homosexual if youre a girl
Its his best option do you think women want a dicklet?
Lol a dicklet low T robot killing me with his hands made me laugh user, its simple you were suppose to be a girl and thats gay knowing your fathers dick size go take estrogen already and be a sissy bottom
>i guess im slightly above average
kek, opinion discarded
You get penis genes from either parent. Blame your mother's utter shit genetics.
1.5" width is bad?
I'm fucked.....
Let me guess. You're white, she's asian.
What influences dick growth? For some women the boobs keep growing well in their 20s, like Leanne Crow and other assorted internet hucows.
You can't tell me nobody is researching this. Imagine if someone cracked the formula, the money you could make. Someone HAS to know.
>Imagine if someone cracked the formula
There is no formula, you can't make it grow
balding
i got almost 8 inch dick and ill never get laid because im fucking ugly as fuck. im gonna have to shave all my hair off. rip
>muh balding
nice humblebrag fuckface
>5'3" but expect to be around 5'4" by the time I'm done growing
>Beard, athletic build etc but it's all worthless due to the turbo manlet plague
>7.8 inch penis
I'd rather be a tall baby faced dicklet
>humblebrag
kys fucking midget
like i care if some random person on a anonymous image board knows if i have a near 8 inch dick.
balding is worse because more people are going to see your dumb ass head vs seeing your limp dick.
sure you'll never get laid because of small dick but you weren't going to get laid either way because you're on r9k
kys salty dicklet
Oh so dick growth is where you draw the line? That's where science and technology will come to a halt?
I hope someone steps on you fucking midget
>5'7"
>Brown eyes
>7 inch dick
It's over
nobody cares about your hair fuckface
how bad is the situation in your pants user
I hope you find peace
kys frodo
originaloling
>manlet
>dicklet
>balding
The pussy dehumidifyer combo.
Brown eyes are actually more attractive than blue eyes. This is assuming you're not a shitskin.
It's good to have a big dick. Women don't even demand I use rubber. Just a shame dick size was not visible without undressing. Otherwise I would be swimming in pussy
obviously people don't care since it isn't their life but nobody prefers balding ugly guy vs ugly guy with hair
damn son.
While I have brown eyes and wish this were true, it's not. Brown eyes are the least attractive to women due to how common they are. The only girl who has ever told me I have nice eyes because they are brown was a Finnish chick who said she was "bored" of blue eyes because everyone back home had blue/green eyes. Then again, she also liked niggers.
It literally depends on what you are used to
My dick is 6x5, I have nothing but bad experiences
>Only 5" circumference
>Not the 6" gold spot
>His dick isn't so wide that he can't even fit the tip in a standard toilet paper roll
Yeah, this is why I said that my experinces are shit
The average is definitely way bigger
Actually cumming in 1 second is
Also curious. I wouldn't be surprised.
wrong. youre bragging about your dick in a small dick thread on r9k why would any girl touch you
Meanwhile, I'll be over there not giving a shit.
I have an 8" dick, 6'1, top 10% in wealth for my age, weigh 185, and none of that matters because my face is average. you have to be elite in everything.
>humblebrag
kys dickface
Anyone can larp online. You're not special or different. You're just a crab in a bucket like the rest of us.
not even larping. i am uglier than most on Jow Forums though. face is EVERYTHING. never had a girl even interested in me. I am literally uglier than pic related.
>small dick
>confidence
Oxymoron
They get jealous, but it still doesn't stop them from sharing Chad. It's worth it in the end
Not really. You can fulfill a womans' anal desires with a smaller penis. Women, on average, do not enjoy huge dicks in their anus.
So you went from having an average face to being one of the ugliest people ever. Yeah huh. Totally not larping.
Tell me why we shouldn't put women in concentration camps? Keep shit talking men and putting their confidence down, when the invaders come nobody will defend you.
>anus
Anal is gross, piv is the only thing that matters
>constantly get molested on bus
>girls always touching my shoulder
>graze there boob's against arms or back
>randomly hugging me
>Can't do anything because to insecure about 5 inch penis
I can't wait until I die. Hopefully hell is comfy because I have already forsaken whatever God that might exist.
Why are you describing your dreams to us user? Real life is not an ecchi anime.
Why do you guys always say every dicklet wants a 10+ plus dick? If anything, it's already guys who have big dicks that want even bigger dicks for whatever reason.
Most dicklets would kill just to be 6 inches, with 7 being ideal.
This thread is a planned effort by someone to make robots feel bad about themselves, with humble bragging and humiliation. Mods don't do shit, so just report it and DONT fall for it.