Noko

>tfw you live in Japan
>5 year visa
>sub 25
>non-English teaching job
>non-code monkey shittily paid job
>live in central Tokyo and eat drink whenever you want
>qt3.14 jp girls whenever

made it boys

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how do you make money over there?

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yo. tell me about the pinsaros.

You've managed to fit in with the most soulless people on the planet, congratulations.

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Living the dream eh

Originaleleleo

headhunting. I speak Japanese which helps but you don't need it to get by, some of my colleagues are lifers who've never bothered to learn but knocked up the first Hanako they met. Straight out of college and got around 6 million yen last year which is plenty for me, should be more this year.

the fuck is that

Japanese people are like you and me, they're just more autistic

So you can get a citizenship by knocking up a Japanese woman?

>qt3.14
>jp
pick one.

They're fucking robots wearing human skin you dickhead. Japs are on par with ants.

You can get permanent residency but citizenship is a lot harder. If you don't give a shit about Japan or the language and will probably end up divorcing your wife and leaving behind your monolingual kids, not the best idea.

My gf is actually British though the point remains

>implying you've ever been to japan

The fuck is headhunting? You an assassin?
How did you get the job

I've met enough of the yellow monkeys in my country to know that they're invariably soulless.

it means he hunts guys and gives them head. OP is a gay prostitute.

Do your feet hurt yet?

you sound like a butthurt korean, desu

Try again Tojo. All zipperheads are insects. Japs are just the worst.

>central Tokyo
I bet you have a tiny apartment.

Yeah but he's probably some 4'4" mega manlet flip so its like a mansion for him.

>Try again Tojo.
i don't know what you are. Chinese? give me a clue lol

Well I just said all asians are subhumans lower than dogs so think outside your piss stinking continent.

nah, op is probably white. maybe black or middle east, since his gf is british

you could be a self hating asian for all i know. but i guess you are white?

He never said where he's originally from and everyone knows that flips live in the crevices of the Japs asses.

i'm going by statistics. how often do you see a flip and a british couple?

oh i think you are hispanic

You're still thousands of miles off Takeshi.

i guess you are white. am i correct tyler?

Well done you've got it down to 2 possible continents fish head.

i should've guessed this first. being resentful of other people is classic white behavior

Not like gooks haven't given us plenty of reasons to hate them.

>being resentful of other people is classic white behavior

oh please. you slopes commit entire genocides over which of your eyes are slanted more

don't act like people don't hate whites either

>entire genocides
that's what whites are known for as well

And yet whites don't get all pissy about it at every turn.

speak for yourself you retard

>that's what whites are known for as well

that's what every race is known for, but coincidentally all the blame gets shifted on whites and we're supposed to believe all the races loved each other and it was all sunshine and rainbows until ebil whitey came along

At what point did I act pissy about you not liking me? I'm just irritated because theres some ricenigger acting all uppity about having no soul.

>but coincidentally all the blame gets shifted on whites
you didn't blame the jews for that. what kind of weak racist are you?

because jews aren't people, they're reptilians

and this is why people don't like you white racists

Literally everyone is racist.

awwww u no rike me??? why u no raff? confucius say man with rittle dick make big joke

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lmao i remember reading pic related book in english class
funi mem