You find you have won 10 million of your local currency in the lottery. What do you do first

I hire a hitman to kill me.

10 million?
buy a golden toilet

buy the first for sale building I see and move in, then pay for someone to install plumbing if its not already a house

Buy a farm with some horses and do lewd acts with them till one bites my penis off.

Buy multiple rental properties and invest in weed dispensaries.

Buy a local kfc and slightly change the signs so it doesnt say kfc but it looks exactly like that. Ill then put up a bunch of racist signs saying nigger gtfo and watch people struggle internally

>get small, unassuming house
>go diving or parachuting or something
>still feel hollow after temporary rush

well first I'd dump most of it into brokerage and buy dividend funds that I could live off of.

after that I'd buy a small plot of land in buttfuck nowhere, a couple miles off some interstate, and put a tiny cabin on it. Then I'd have a place to go to and stay for a few days with dark skies so I could actually get a telescope like I've always wanted to. It's kinda pointless where I am now since there's so much light pollution.

buy a home in the countryside
build a bunker underneath
stock up on supplies, guns, ammo, etc
basically turn it into a little fortress

I'd stay right where i am at first. Lottery rules says i can be user so i have breathing room.

Then i would go with Wealth Management, move to a place i've looked at for years and begin to live a real life.

figure out taxes on it; pay them.
pay off my credit card debt just because I don't know the rules for what they can do to get money from me so the sense of security mostly
gaming computer and throw money for living expenses food; nothing interesting desu but I'd likely get healthy do to affording vitamins and water filters.
honestly anyone on Jow Forums would be rational and boring.

also, buy land and like have someone grow weed on it and sell that shit just so I'm not having my money sit in a bank

move out and get a small modest place, soundproof the walls so I can listen to music and porn as loud as I want, get really nice speakers and headphones, go on a legendary drug and dominatrix binge, build a home studio to record music, become a femdom and fetish porn producer that specializes in anime, cartoon, and western television/film cosplay, open my own weed store, and cut all ties to my former life

Buy a solar panel, storage battery, inverter, a nice tent, some other related accoutrements; and then head straight into the remotest swath of forest I can find. I'll see all you fucks never.

i would find a hot single mom and provide for her and her kid then they would become my family.
i would then get a vasectomy.

all my wealth will die with me and i won't leave any wills, i'll just donate it all or blow it all before i die.

>buy a house
>buy a car
>buy vidya
>buy a qt gf
>buy land
>travel to yorup before it gets fucked by even more shitskins
>buy an espresso machine

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Buy as many weapons as possible. Take them to detroit. Give them to as many nigglets as possible.

Film Black Panther 2

Buy a little house in a place with good internet and live there until I die

>buy a few hectares of land in the countryside
>buy a cheap car
>build a small house
>move to said property with my dog
>prioritize investing in livestock
>make the remainder of the land to an orchard
>probably hire some locals to work in my farm
>put the half of the remainder in time deposit
>invest everything else in stock trading or a promising startup
>continue doing my "work"

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10 mil ? I would be alive all of 2 weeks, would die happy though

Quit my job, find a slightly nicer apartment. Maybe invest some.

That's it. I've never cared to be rich. I just want to live comfortably and buy a nice thing every few months or so.

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>I just want to live comfortably and buy a nice thing every few months or so
god-tier mindset user, hope you make it

wtf do you live in Venezuela

Start to wonder when I became stupid enough to play lottery

>buy and sell a few stocks
>create a business
>hire a personal financial advisor and manager for business
>get paid for doing nothing
>buy big private plot of land, comfy house, amenities, comfy camper, bunker, personal gym, etc.
>buy personal driver
>finish college
>get as many degrees as I want
>write a movie and fund it's production
>become screenwriter with complete creative freedom
>meet a girl somewhere along the way
>don't marry her unless we're together for longer than 5-8 years and i'm the only partner she'd ever had
>have kids
>leave riches and legacy to them but only after I teach them to be virtuous and appreciate it

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Pay off the mortgage on my parents house (which they're losing as I type this). Finally try VR. Hire someone to come to the home to help me with diet and fitness decisions as I haven't left my house in 15 years but am tired of being a fatso. Attempt with all of me to normalize myself so I can fit back in with society as best as possible. Just try to be normal, I guess.

>First, leave my job
>Finish college
>Buy a nice house in the deep north, away from everything, no neighbors or anything, like something in the woods or some shit
>Buy shit tons of books
>Start to grow my own food, fish, hunt whatever
>Give the rest of the money to my family except maybe for a few 100k$ or a million so I can at least pay whatever expenses I might still have
>Live out the rest of my life reading, growing food and simply being comfy, dying alone in the woods.

stop making me sad user
i never even win $1

I bet you pay insurance, faggot. A worse bet than the lottery any day of the week.

Pay the feds and then invest the remaining 5 million.

poojeet spotted

Live the best NEET life ever.

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>live in venezuela
>get 10 million runescape gold

lol @ being rational and boring. I would buy a great apartment, nice car and expensive clothes, as well as pointless flexing accessories like a Rolex. I would then create a tinder account with bio and pics that made it obvious that I am super rich and looking to have a good time with thots. I would travel the world and just face fuck gold digging sluts in high end hotels every day

> tell my job that I can't come in anymore because I found a better paying position (lmao lies)
> break up with my boyfriend because his family is terrible and they're all in deep debt, tell him I'm going to a college out of state leave him a highly anonymous severance package for trying to be a good bf, that he is not to share with his family
> already divorced from my own family, so no need to tell them anything
> buy a small, affordable home
> buy two nice cars
> buy two pair-bonded cats so I can watch them play together
> live out the rest of my days traveling, taking pictures, playing with my cats, smoking weed and sleeping
> go vegan or something so I don't get cancer when I get old and get raped with hospital bills
> live an extremely damn comfortable life for just 5K a month and likely never spend all the money in my lifetime
Damn, it's fun to dream.

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Get fired because I work for my local Lottery

You don't know much about guns, do you?

I'm also going this way just not as crazy a dive into the deep end.

buy a nice gaming setup and literally every game on steam

buy a nice house for 100k in lapland

put the rest into a good ETF, sit down and play vidya for 60 years

jack off
oreganolio comets

I'd travel around the world with my family, but not in planes since I'm afraid of them.
I'd buy everyone a nice/nicer house and give them enough to invest with.
I'd pursue my dream of music production and video game development.
I'd buy a house in Japan.

vidya weed and hookers of course

First off i'd see if i could buy myself out of the navy, then i'd purchase 9 acres of land in oregon,
Build a small house, solar panels, build a garden surrounding the house, and live there witlh my gf.

Pay off my student debt and vehicle. Take a little vacation, buy a new car. Give myself a limited budget -- maybe $250,000 -- to splurge and have fun for a while.

Put most of the rest into savings. Put aside another small pile -- $30,000 or $40,000 per year -- to let me live comfortably through the rest of undergraduate and graduate school.

If you guys get lucky and do win the lotto, give these videos a watch, first.

youtube.com/watch?v=zkIO8LL7XuU
youtube.com/watch?v=SeB5gBmP4r0
youtube.com/watch?v=usrmkSv0Le4
youtube.com/watch?v=6ly75lfULpA
youtube.com/watch?v=IWnePJ4Mh4M

I'm good on not doing extravagant spending, since I'm a big miser, already, but I'm not smart enough to be a Wall Street Keikaku master. I'd just pay off debt and be a NEET.

use my money to become a super villain

As someone considering joining the Navy, I need to ask, why are you quitting?

Stop no fap and go on jav fapping marathon.

Cause he won 10 million, ya tard

Buy a flat for mom, flat, car and i7-8700-1080ti-sli
pc for me, invest the rest into stocks.

pay 5 or 6 of my favorite tittymonster instagram whores for a weekend of unfettered sexual hijinks like the rich sandniggers do. 20k per slut should be enough i think