Guy I see in the carpark at uni every morning

>guy I see in the carpark at uni every morning
>literally looks like a balding beta manlet
>does the thousand mile stare sitting in his car in the early morning
>think to myself this guy is probably a loner and a robot somewhat like me
>think this all semester
>LITERALLY today is the last day of classes as it is the last day to take a final exam
>I see this ugly balding beta manlet hanging out in the library with his 8/10 hot Stacy girlfriend
I'm holding back tears right now. I can't fucking believe this.

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what the fuck is a carpark

lmaoing at your life
btfo by baldy

A parking garage

a parkling lot partner, yeeehaw cleetus

>a parkling lot partner, yeeehaw cleetus

what?

exactly what it sounds like

origidig

it sounds like a dog park but for cars

Its where you park you car, its in the name brainlet.

shut the fuck up dumb fuck, everyone knows

why call it a carpark though? it's confusing

It's where you take your car to meet and socialize with other cars so it wont be lonely

Ain't it funny how it happens?
Originalized

Little did you know OP, that's just his morning blowjob face :^)

lol can't tell if troll or just ameribrain

can't tell if thirsty for my cock or just a little slut

I don't get why this upsets you though OP? The other guy is happy and nothing has changed for you? It's literally a better outcome than what you had originally thought.

How do you know that he isn't just an orbiter?

its park because parks are large open spaces and what you do with the car

BECAUSE HE GETS A GF AND I DONT

murder them both

you know you want to

Perhaps OP was crying out of happiness

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Envy.

Or are you just pretending to be autistic?