Why we can't have an italian bot thread?

tfw tefazzi will never beat you with his bottles
youtube.com/watch?v=jq6IxihRkP0

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I'm checking in
ORG.INALLL

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Is Fuocico still alive?

i don't know, but i miss his 2012 content ;-:

rip Italian thread

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I need some cute boy boipucci guys

Anyone have ever bought Scampia coke? I'm temptated to try it

is italy a good place to live? i could go live there if i wanted to because my grandparents are italian and i have family in milan, the place i live now has to many spics, does italy have the same problem with immigrants?

>itabot thread dies after 1 hour

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Every European country has problem with immigration except a few Eastern European Countries.

We have lots of immigrants but spaghetti trump just got elected and hopefully things will get better

Milan is unironically 35% non italian in 2018

Milan is a chink hole

And pakistani, and banlgadeshi, and nigerian, and moroccan, etc.

Not on my watch!
(I just awoke from a two and a half hours nap: what did I miss?)

It seems italianbots threads die very, very easily. It's sad, really

I move to america Pennsylvania and it seems okay here. Lots of farms and good people. To much muslims and blacks back home

Well, I hope you're happy now, user

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Come on, itabots, go say something!

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>tfw no civil war
why can't it just happen already?

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Hey Italian roboti a napolitan normiefag wants to kick my ass because i talked to his girlfriend like once about school
>don't know what to do

why do the americans make fun of me from being from sicily
they are calling me spanish and blackman

Give us more details, user. There's too little for us to help you

That sucks major ass, user.
I'm sorry.
Can you ignore them?

i am sicilian
i don't cause no trouble, i am friendly to the italians over here too but they are american i think
still nice guys
but the other europeans here like to call me blackman and spanish but not from spain like mexico and stuff, southern americans

why do they do this i am pale i am not dark

>but the other europeans here like to call me blackman and spanish but not from spain like mexico and stuff, southern americans
>i am sicilian

Those people you're talking about (the ones that call you "blackman" and "spanish"), as far as I'm concerned, are unhealthily obssessed with races and ethnicities.
I'm not an expert on biology, I don't know if they're right or wrong, but, if they make you uncomfortable, try at least to avoid them as much as possible, even completely, if you can

second march on rome when?
youtube.com/watch?v=ciQ6MGU4GV8

>don't know what to do
Buy a rifle

Do not buy a rifle.
You'd end up dead after a shooting with the police

Yes, when that poor user get surrounded by 150 deadly Neapolitan monkeys he will surely not regret to not buy that rifle

He started sending me audio about how badly he wants to kill me and so on. I'm thinking about going to the police but I can't do shit on my self and I'm to shy to ask my parents some help (Marche)

If he has no Napolitan friend with him he will be totally Harmless. I'm Napolitan so i know that kind of person

just fucking go to the cops or have the biggest baddest family member or possibly friend to cover for your sorry ass, also have you tried talking to the gf to straighten things out?

Or go to him with >the biggest baddest family member or possibly friend.
he will shit himself

Who /scopare/ but /tfwnofriends/ here?

I was born handsome and with a nice dick but I am autistic :(

I'm /Verginello/ with /Nofriends/

Post funny prostitute stories

ded thred
origano
and
pomodori

Talk to your parents about this whole situation and/or go to the police.
This seems like a potentially extremely dangerous situation: better safe than sorry, no?

Liven up the thread, then, user

how about you do it instead.
i was just whistling in a ghost town

>minimal interaction limited to lectures 2/3 times a week
>about to graduate and back to complete alienation
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You're a poet, user?
Anyway, I'll see what I can do

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Why have you abandoned us, OP?

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Oh, well.
Another Italianbot thread killed prematurely.
Goodbye

Talk with your parents or call the cops stay safe

Today my bf get beaten up by is brother because he is bisexual. He is crying now I'm feel so sad for him

He is a very cute trap and he is very kind with everyone. Why this shit happened to him, he don't deserve this

French bot /nofriendo/ here. Italy is one of the nation I respect the most in the world

Ciao, French lad

>be me
>be half italian (presumably north), quarter german, and polish
>germanic side of my family generally says I look "very mediterranean"
>(((23andme))) lied to me and said i'm mostly calabrese and left the northern part of italy blank
>feet and legs are pale but arms are a yellowish color
>pic very related

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I'm sincerely sorry for your bf.
Be there for him and console him: tell him you love him and he did nothing wrong.
Good luck

Nah why is Marzia a goldigger?

Your english is pretty bad tho

Doo you want to deal with 18 yo american white girls who leave for italy to "find themselves"? Then go for it

t. frocio who forgot that the normans invaded sicily

Oi mama mia who tooka my spagehtt

Fuck off muttmerinigger

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ok bots tell me how to make my local consulate process my dual citizenship faster. i don't want to wait like 5 years to get it. i'm in usa. could i send them a nice gift? i understand that corruption is relatively common in italy

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Yeah, I know that sorry about that

And i will never have a girl like her

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Meh 5/10 pretty bland

Italians a cute and smell like garlic

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For me it's perfect
Girls like are bland

Stop bully

She is cute

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Why i am such a genetic trash?

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