You haven't become a real man until you beat up your father

>unarmed combat
>destroy him with a sword
>his honor is still fulfilled

Must be a freud thing

Grug kill father. Grug big daddy now but girls still no want

Depends on the dad, I fought mine plenty of times but we still loved each other after. But he's gone now, what I wouldn't give to knee him in the nuts one last time then tell him I love him

Is this an Aryan beating up a jew ? just look at the noses

DAMN YOU FREUD

>My dad is 6'1 and 190 lbs
>I am 5'8 and 135 lbs
no way user, no way

That picture is fuckin ridiculous

I could do it but wouldn't even if he attacked me

but what if my father is respectable father figure to me

>beat up the only good person in my life
Get off the internet, mother

Step 1 stop Jerkin off
Step 2 get in a fist fight
Step 3 fist fight your dad

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Exactly. Once your dad is over 50 it's too late to beat him up

>beat up your father
You realize you can only become a REAL man if you also fuck your mother afterwards while he's bleeding on the floor, right?

freudposters need to fuck off Jow Forums desu

Instructions unclear, fisted my dad

Got into an argument with my dad once. Got real bad and he punched me in the face. On instinct I punched him back so hard that his ears started bleeding. Felt awful about it because he's in his late fifties.

you become a real man when you buy him a house or car

Fucking this,you become a real man by repaying a part of the stuff your parents provided u with.

>your Dad will be too old before you can buy him that motorbike he's always wanted
I'm sorry Dad

Holy fuck that's a hot twink

I had a dream he was beating me up but I couldn't feel anything and I just kept laughing.

made a lil meme yeeeee

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Can this guy be my bf?

Why is Chad beating up this poor old man?

twinks arent that muscular

$200 on "that shit never happened"

ill raise you originally

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Is that porn? Can I have some sauce?

>muscular
This place is really fucking pathetic

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What are you even talking about?

Are you trying to tell me that the guy in the pic isn't muscular? He clearly is, look at his lats and obliques

ignore him hes just a gymcel with body dysmorphia

This is Jow Forums. If you can't bench 500lb and lift 300lb over your head, you're too skinny.

So the young guy later gets raped by a intruder who has the soviet flag and gets beaten and punched by his dad while getting raped by soviet lad

My dad is 5ft10.5 (not very tall but a little taller than me) and over 200 pounds I would never even consider fighting him

he died when i was like 6-7 so can't lmao
i wasn't his fave kid so that's good tho

t. incels who bench 130lbs

My deepest condolences to you user.

only after killing 16,000,000 anorexic lads with soviet flags and also getting his arms tied behind his back by a lad with an american and british flag

>t. permabulk fat fuck Jow Forumscel who lifts for women

pathetic

Why not let your dad beat you up?

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>he doesn't BLOATMAX

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Can someone tell me the name of this guy? I badly want to fangirl him

Or in the case of Zeus, until he cut his father penis.

>tfw my father and I fought all the time
Not in a hostile way, just where he'd punch me in the shoulder or something and I'd shove him and we'd laugh about it
Still do, but only when I see him in person

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i killed my dad and had to suffer with my decision for years.

Now i'm just a dumb frogposter. Do the best for your families.

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It would only make me feel bad. He's old and weak. Shorter than me too.

Although he does deserve an ass-kicking for letting my little sister date a nigger.

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How the fuck did you do it?
Original

His name is Jordan Ver Hoeve.
You're welcome.

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dadaists are weird

>tfw once jumped at my dad during an argument at around 13 or so or maybe younger
>tfw he literally tossed me to the fucking ground

nazism is all about preserving the blond twinks

Dad strength is the closest thing a normal human can have to retard strength.

I ended up making a wrong decision that subsequently led to his death. It wasn't a direct murder, but its something i could have prevented.

what decisionolio?

I'm a walking talking freud case, had a fling with mom and fought dad before their divorce.

Dadawhat?

Fug I want to lick that guy's lower abdomen mhh

My dad is 6'2 and at least 200 pounds. I'm a mere 5'11 and weigh 175 pounds. We are both a bit overweight but he has that middle-aged man strength and could rip my head off before I even got a punch in.

Id never intentionally hurt my father at his age no matter what he did. He has tried to hurt me but I've thrown him off.

I want to die knowing I didn't do anything like that.

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What the fuck is this image? It has to be from some kind of weird genre of gay porn.

just wait untill the time he's old and weak, then take your chance and beat his ass as a payback to when he used to hit you when you were young
time to teach him some dicipline like he taught you before.

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for what ?
my father used to beath the shit out of me when i was young.
payback time motherfucker !

>the first time prevented my father from sperging out by telling him to stop and implying usage of force

The day I felt alive

Please tell me where you found this photo so I can find more like them. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.