Ohhh WAGIE! Not trying to slack off on your phone at work I hope! Everyone already knows you go to the bathroom just to...

200$? toe? are you saying that if I chop off my toe then I can get NEETbux?

>You're not getting paid to have basic human rights

Apparently not. Some of my coworkers are also literally insane. They never say anything that isn't work related, never smile, and get super mad if you make a mistake. Fucking scary, how do people end up like that?

I said or something; one of these pills they have out should be able to make me tolerate working - many people are on something.
I just have too much emotion, I know painkillers make me normal but they make my eyes look weird and are not available.

reminder that NEETing is the only way to go for betas and incels.
I wageslave because my dad forces me to and I have no life. Yes I have some money and free time but I end up so exhausted that I don't really want to expend it.
I was a NEET for 4 years before that. it was literally the best years of my life. getting up late, smoking weed in my bedroom while playing vidya and masturbating. I didn't have money but had time which is the ultimate currency.
To all other NEETs here just defend your NEET room domain from wageslave instigators, and praise ER. Just watch this world collapse and have fun.

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>how do people end up like that?
well, create a system of work where people aren't regarded as humans - get told what to do by a sociopath that doesn't give a fuck about you conditions you into that.
throw in low IQ, toxic food, and no hope then you get our working class.

Pay no attention to the ramblings of the mad wagecuck. He'll be sent in for reprogramming soon.

They end up like that by spending time in a prison filled with sociopaths who treat them like garbage doing back breaking or mind numbing work for the majority of their waking life. Then they become the raging sociopath, and the cycle continues. Such is the meat grinder of society, wagie

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MUSH, wagies!
FASTER, wagies!
PICK UP THE PACE
your boss is watching :)

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>Such is the meat grinder of society, wagie

So it is. The pay is actually pretty good though, the only reason I tolerate the place. And if by paying taxes I can spare another human being from being forcibly awaken way too early every morning to go slave away for some assholes for 8 hours, then I'll pay them gladly.

Salutes to you for doing a noble duty for your NEET brethren. May your coffee not burn your tongue today

i'm a semi neet, have to work on wednesday an friday that's 2 days and that's already a drag.

really don't want to work tommorow,i hate people i just can't be around people every single week

>TFW been NEET for 9 long years

Not counting the psychological damage and occasional starvation and double psychosis that landed me in a nut house for 8months it was actually pretty fucking smoooooooth sailing so far
>Became NEET at 15
>Moved in with 22yo ex gf at the ripe age of 17
>Lived with her while she provided for 4 and half years
>Got crazy, broke up with her
>Mother took me in for a year
>Got crazy, admitted for 7 months
>Moved in a hostel
>After 3 months with weird old fuck who snitched on me and never said a word i fought for a room change
>Am now in the absolutely best (aesthetically) room in the whole hostel with a guy who has his own bong and shit and we smoke weed all day

I got a 2 years parole though, with supervision. So in 2 days i have to go to the supervisor and be told what i can and cant do.

My psychiatrist i cant work, not even part time and that i have a claim for FULL disability.

Propably wont be able to smoke weed for 2 years. But still, pretty smooth sailing overall.

I just go with the flow you know? I dont resist it and its good to me mostly.

why are drinking coffee?
coffee is a wagie's drug to make wagie function while being sleep deprived

The acting crazy part kinda sounds like your bad, but glad you've had a mostly positive experience. I just do opiates, play JRPGS, watch anime, and fap while staying at my dads double apartment. If he ever kicks me out, I've still got a friend I could probably live with at the cost of some NEETbux

The difference is that a wagie must guzzle and choke down his low quality coffee to get ready for his daily butt fucking as quickly as possible, while a NEET may enjoy fine coffee prepared however it suits him on that particular occasion, at his own pace.

>interview Friday
>interview yesterday
>interview today

I'll be making $63,000/year really soon

forgot pic

orjy

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I hate working so much, seriously how do people do it

But user, i AM (or was) crazy! Schizoaffective disorder is my diagnosis and i had toxic psychosis (off fucking weed) twice.

How come you get NEETbux when you dont live alone?

How wonderful! I'm sure you won't end up blowing it with autism, office politics, roastie drama, or general mistakes or incompetence! After all, only successful people use Jow Forums!

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office politics, roastie drama,

this so much office politics and drama, i can't stand worplaces with lots of people

At some point if they don't get fired or quit beforehand, they simply break down spiritually and stop being a "person", as it were. More of a replaceable machine to serve a function, fueled mostly by rage and despair. It's a sad state of affairs, really.

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You should have known better than to smoke weed if you were diagnosed with that, man. Weed is literally the safest drug out there for everyone BUT those with predisposition to schizo disorders.

I want to end it. I'm tired of working and I only work 16 hours. Fucking kill me man, I wasn't meant for this world.

Now now wagie, turn that frown upside down! Your employer only keeps on team players!

Man why it gotta be like that? Why do i have to suffer so?

But anyway, despite getting criminal record, 2 year parole with supervision, 7 months in nut house against my will i STILL smoke weed.

I love it. Sadly i cant get drunk or high anymore since they put me on the anti psychotic depot injections.

Well, best of luck with that. There's always kratom if you wanna still feel comfy without continuing to bash your head against the wall of life.

Hmmm... What shall I do today? Continue reading As I Lay Dying? Practice my guitar and piano skills, perhaps even write a new song along the way? Order some UberEats and have a Lord of the Rings screening fest? Edge to tranny porn for an hour or two while sipping bourbon? Continue unlocking all the characters in Marvel Vs Capcom 2?

Why, with all the time in the world, I could do it all!

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Because they have a pussy ready and a dinner when they come home.

How are you a neet and still affort all that

Not difficult when you spend frugally and have little to no expenses thanks to EBT

More like a wife that either hates them, was slutting around while they were at work, or is too tired after a day at work herself to fuck and make food?

4 years ago.
These threads caused me to have a breakdown and use all my holiday and sick pay at work

I haven't worked since and am actively wishing for the death of my parents so I can have access to neet funds

I want to fully come into NEET life; I have the inability to leave the house and this is recurring issue, like I have periods where I've been depressed up to two years and done no work but lately it seems like the upswing isn't coming and parent can't afford me; would shorting myself in the leg or something prove I'm depressed to the state?
how do I seek help if most people believe in me because I'm super beautiful on the inside??

Also, why would I pay for books, movies/shows/anime, or porn when its all easy to torrent? A basic internet connection or even 4G is all you need.

You fucked up man, should have had a plan to grow your wealth or otherwise make passive income before quitting

If literal niggers can figure out how to get on unemployment and disability, so can you. Google your local state departments and begin the long process of application

When i was working retail i had a boss that stopped me on my way to take a piss and demanded that i help a customer carry some shit to his car. I ended up just leaving and pissing behind rhe store. Ive taken some shit before but fuck telling me that i cant empty my bladder

It was a wage slave job
5 days, 8-5 and week and peer pressured by working class colleagues to come in on the weekend for overtime and evenings

It drove me insane and I spend one morning crying in my car after being envious of a NEET thread

I eventually crashed my car and used it as an excuse to go on anti deps and not go back to work.

How do I become a NEET? I live in the UK and used to get benefits but the rules changed and I lost like 70% of the benefits. Now only covers bills and basic supplies anything else I have to work for. I used to live well and have excess then I got fucked. I'm living like a north korean, honestly I just want to die.

excuse me; blacks have other blacks to teach them how to get benefits - I don't have black friends currently.

And wagies have the nerve to call US pathetic, yeesh

Does this actually sound appealing to people?

You could be doing all of them, but something tells me you're going to do none and instead shitpost on Jow Forums all day

Even then, it would be time spent better than cucking my heart, health, and soul away to the unwashed masses and a rat bastard boss

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Sure thing fellow
[Spoiler] Orgynallala [/spoiler]

I've just had 4 days off from wagecucking because it was a bank holiday in the UK, I don't want to go back.

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Just kys fag it sounds like you have no reason now that you can't neet

By the Queen's lactation, bin that vacation!

wtf is going on in that webm? That freaking horned devil cow in the end. Are those rabbis?

>mfw I read this while at work

Lazy wagies don't get raisies!

WEW WEW WEWWWWWWW
he made another thread on Jow Forums because it's literally ALL HE HAS wewwwww lads wew weeww

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Raises right ,people work theyr asses off and I still get the same wage as them

You should know what multitasking is cuckybucky, it IS a requirement at your job you know.

>tfw inheritance NEET

best of both worlds desu, the peasant neets live on scraps and pay their rent to me and the worker ants get paid a small pittance to do most of the work for me.

thanks guys for being who you are and accepting your lowly place in society :)

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same thing man i just called in sick

I'm sure THAT stunt really raised your employer's respect for you

What's wrong with producing something of value? I love engineering.

Hey, I'm not the one you have to convince

as long as you don't do it too often you slip under the radar

I just quit my job because the boss was being a dick.

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good on you gotta keep a certain standard for your own dignity

Yeah, nobody suspects a thing is amiss when you call in sick the day after vacation.

Welcome back to humanity, friend

yeah ill get a chewing out for it but its soon back to normal one man isn't important in a larger company

Yeah, I give it three months, four max till your termination

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wewwww wewwwww there he goes again, typing away like a good little neetsoy, typey typey, wewwwwww gotta feed that crippling internet addiction while you can, your parents could cut you off at ANY TIME wew wewwww it's literally all you have wew

maybe been doing it the past 5 years though so i wouldn't mind a change

Oh my, they really did a number on you at work didn't they. Brain all ate up, poor wagecuck.

Hey, 911? I GOT ANOTHER ONE HERE FOR THE WAGESLAVE REPROGRAMMING BIN

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You'l never take me alive

>So my buddy up to me looking pale and sickly, like he hadn't been eating properly and he had huge dark bags under his bloodshot eyes
>Sure enough he says to me "I haven't been feeling so good lately, man..."
>So I ask him, what's changed in your life? Have you been diagnosed with a slow acting fatal life consuming condition of some kind?
>He says to me "No dude... I've been working a job"
>And after that all I can think is, WELL WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
>hahaha thank you thank you, you're all too kind. I'm here all night!

Fuck do I miss the original comfy neet standup comedian pepe poster. His jokes were always on point. Can't find his original image anywhere either. Those were good times

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wew lads, the neetsoy is so insecure! weww wewwww wew wew note to self don't make the neetie feel the heatie, he has to be nice to his parents and case worker, they can cut him off at literally ANY TIME

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From a NEET on NEETbux. I will admit wagies do have it better. As a neet I constantly think of suicide still. It's always boring every single day.
Wagies can actually balance their time better so they don't get as bored

>watermarked frog image
Comin live and direct from redditville, its Mr. Wagecuck!

If you feel like shit as a NEET its your own fault for not spending your time doing things you enjoy, honing a skill or craft, or managing your savings properly to get things you like. Wagies have no extra time to balance, most of them are too tired to even do anything but rest on the weekends.

Yes wagies have plenty of extra time to do much of the things they enjoy.

>r-r-r-reddit

wew lads just wew! he doesn't know about wewposting! ohh you poor poor thing! I know neetybutts get so easily upset, I'm sorry you got so insecure. Maybe if you take a nippy nap and play some viddy-widdy you can hide from mommy's disappointed looks, little guy!

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You are below 70 iq, wagie. Bow before your NEET overlords.

wew neetypie you are easily triggered so

I know your lower cognitive abilities and internet addiction make you gwumpy-wumpy but maybe mommy will pat your head until you sleep. wait, she resents you! wewwwwww lad just wew weww

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being a NEET is the best thing ever
>tfw get 900.euro a month for life guaranteed no matter what
:^ )

nigga if you ain't a neet too then get your ass back to work, BOY

Hey wageFUCKS, I got a present for you

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I wasn't aware I had to convince someone.

Only yourself :)

Already done. I've enjoyed working since I got my first job at 16. Being a camp counselor last summer was especially rewarding. But using my engineering skills to work with people while making $33/hr and getting to travel to other countries occasionally is the best so far.

Well, thats neat. I prefer doing drugs and staring at screens while eating candy all day myself. Different strokes for different folks, as it were

Glad you can enjoy that. I like that in moderation and definitely more with other people but could never do it all day. Hope it lasts for you.

>he likes being around other people
You sure this is the board for you bro?

I've visited Jow Forums since I was a KHV six years ago. Things have changed and I've become a successful cyborg, and it hasn't been my main board for a while, but it'll always be my home in a way.

I also like how anything can be discussed here honestly without most of the cancer of /b/.

>there is consistently a NEET thread because "constant self improvement" and "chasing the dream" really means lying about how you live and being a condescending moron

My favorite is when their definition of work is flipping burgers or stocking shelves because deep down they know that's the only work they would be able to do.

Rough shift today, huh?

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Most of us do not work. NEETs get NEETbux either inheritance from parents or disability from the goverment

*slogs through his door, after failing to get the key in the hole 3 times*
*runs into bathroom and gags over the toilet for a bit but nothing comes out*
*strips off filthy clothes*
*forcefeeds a frozen hungryman, nearly vomiting*
*chugs a tallboy of beer*
*collapses into filthy sheets*
*reflects on the day*
*tries not to cry*
*shuts eyes*
*brain stuck on overdrive*
*finally falls asleep at 3am despite laying in bed since 7pm*
*alarm clock rings at 5am*
HUSTLE HUSTLE :)

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