Hey big bro- my computer has a virus and I have to write my term paper so I need to use yours. What's your password?

Whatever happened to that amazingly bronzed-tan look women had in the early 2000s? I'm not talking about the ones who looked orange, but like OP's pic. They used to be everywhere but nowadays it seems white women want to be porcelain again.

that's some good escalation

Tanning makes you prematurely age. Those bronze women are still around, and you'll find them on the beach. They just don't look like they're from the early 2000's.

Yeah sis you can use my computer just don't go diggin around in any of the suspiciously marked folders. You know whats in there. Feel free to add to it if you want though. Password is written on the post it note in the desk

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>woah what the fuck, why are you naked
>and what are you talking about, I don't have a laptop where the fuck did you get that
>wait a second nobody in my nuclear family is aryan, what the fuck is going on here

>I'm alive again

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Why is it that every time r9k envisions themselves with a female sibling, their idea is always something extremely degenerate and incestuous?

>What is having fun
>What is being ridiculous for the fuck of it
>r9k
Interesting thought.

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Sisters are the closest thing to a woman our age in our lives norman friend

I don't even have a password lmao.
I could care less if my family saw what's on my comp, I can justify anything they find on there in some roundabout way Xd.

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This.
Imagine the only girl that will give you time of day is someone who you can't legally procreate with, and you are the one that sees her in skimpy shorts, tanktops, and swimsuits, with her bedroom where she sleeps and masturbates everyday only a few seconds walk from the room you sleep in and masturbates daily in.

Also keep in mind that she judges and compares men to you and her father (if she is intelligent enough to do so), but she uses reverse correlation instead, so she goes for guys who resemble you in one way or another while only going for guys who are more Chad than you.

Brothers are the ur-cucks. Incest should be mandatory between siblings of the opposite sex.
Fuck this gay earth.

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But yer kids gonna be inbred AF m8.

That only shows up often enough with parent-child incest.
As long as the children from brother-sister incest don't interbreed with each other for at least three generations, they'll be fine, there is as much a chance of highly beneficial traits showing up as there are for negative traits.
95% of animal breeds are a product of incest and eugenics. Pure breeds dogs are celebrated in dog shows, while mutts are unimportant and lose a lot of the specialist traits (mousing, retrieving, etc.) of their pureblood ancestors.
A little incest never hurt anyone, as long as long as you don't turn your entire lineage into a cult of incest, like the Hapsburgs.

>Sorry, I was in the middle of doing something, let me log you into a guest account so I won't lose all my work

Sure you can inbred with your sister , sure you may be lucky and have a healthy offspring, but you pretty much flip a coin when you do it and blizz might sue you for it, you seem yo know more about inbreeding than I do so ill leave it at that

Dude. Your incest fantasies are illegal. It's illegal for a brother and sister to procreate. And it's also unrealistic. Why don't you say this shit to your sister? She'd never speak to you again.

Consensual brother-sister incest is decriminalized in three American states (Ohio, Rhode Island, New Jersey) and several European countries (in Sweden you can even marry half-siblings.) Just because something is illegal doesn't mean it's immoral, and vice-versa.

Incest laws are kind of a meme, B+S is unwise, the occasional 1st cousin incest isn't that bad in the grand scheme of things. Women having babies when 40 causes far more birth defects.

She wouldn't ask me, I don't use windows. I use GNU/Linux.

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"he most severe penalties for incest are in Massachusetts, which punishes incest with up to 2 decades in prison, and in the states of Nevada, Montana, Idaho and Michigan where a penalty of up to life imprisonment for incest may be given." Okay that's cool, move to Ohio so you can fuck your sister. Oh that's right she doesn't want to fuck you and never will and if you tell her that she'll never speak to you again. Want to prove me wrong? Try it. Actually please spare me the LARPing greentext.

Men having babies after 40 is also bad. Your semen is drying up as we speak, virgin

Fifteen years ago in America, sodomy was a felony in many states. You are on the wrong side of history

And how many people have AIDS now? So you're gay AND incestuous? Honestly, you should fuck off to jail not shit up the internet talking about raising kids with your sister you fucked up freak

Kek that was funny

You think people started having anal and blowjobs starting in 2003? And you think only gay people do that? Also, not the person you were originally replying to. Fuck off back to Jow Forums

Do you think no one had anal sex prior to 15 years ago? What kind of person are you that the police even find that out. Probably a male prostitute or something of the like? I hope your mother kicks you out after you try raping your niece you fucking sick fuck

Originally neck yourself desu

Good tan = your skin trying to protect against DNA damage, aka everyone with a tan is a retard that stays in the sun so much their body tries to protect them.

I would if i can tie the knot around you first then loop it over a beam and then tie it around myself and we can die together looking deeply into each others gasping eyes

Is that Terry from Jow Forums?

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Sure is. Before his life went even further down the shitter.

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Looking at that computer I bet the bitch already has grandchildren.

>Sets up another account with no admin priveliges so she can't see my shit