Is a roast beef vagene that much of a turnoff to men...

if you're packin' a roast, you're toast

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Post a picture of yours with a timestamp if you want us to decide.

>celibate woman of your dreams marries you
>honeymoon, she undresses and pulls down her panties
"Oh god, not meat flaps! What a whore! I've bet you fucked dozens of men, roastie."
I cry very tim

21,5/10
btw, the chad meme is bullshit. i've seen ugly,boring dudes with min wage jobs get laid and have numerous gfs

Really just depends. Everyones is different so we'll need to see yours.

>physical appearance is not of importance in that situation.

You are lying to yourself

its the personality you autist, we are all turbo retards

>btw, the chad meme is bullshit
sure stacy

I find roasts a big turnoff but I'm a KHV. A lot of people say that when presented with a pussy and in the heat of the moment with a girl you would just go in regardless, which I can kind of believe.

That'll never happen to me though.

In the eyes of a woman, 80% or more of al men are ugly, boring, and poor

wtf is this shit
mods

>Believing a woman is celibate because she says she is
God damn, are all whites this fucking stupid?

why would a stacy even post on Jow Forums?

and you know because...?

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that's not even a bad roastie. on a scale from 1 to arby's that's probably like a 2.5

just get a labiaplasty

what are you waiting for roastie, post pics of your vagina right now

Yes, men mock it all the time and any white knight loser itt telling you otherwise is just being a pathetic beta cuck white knight.
Literally no different to how women mock small dicks or short men. Get over it.

ikr wtff

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to laugh at how pathetic the robots are of course

no, men will fuck anything

Roasties vaginas are nightmarish to lick or even look at. Now for fucking, you just stick it in and ignore the Arby's, so if the girl is hot, it's not a big problem.

It's like anything else, some hate it, others don't care, and some like it. Either way, even though it gets mocked, no man with a hard on isn't going to fuck you in the heat of the moment regardless. He might just not want to fuck you again later.

I don't have a unified theory of vagine aesthetics. I like many with prominent labia more than a run of the mill innie "simps".

For example, I like the one you posted OP, as well as this classic pic related.

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that is the perfect pussy, it's so funny that the roastie meme actually made women insecure. I'm happy about that

>"roast beef"
>posts most normal and inoffensive lips
nice one m80

Its fine. More to lick and suck on.

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>perfect roastie
well meme'd friend

Idk only two girls I've been with (conincidentally, the two most recent ones) had roasties and it was kinda weird but it didnt' stop me from fooling around and fucking them.
It was quite weird when I was making out with one of them and reached for her panties and felt those big lips - but I still fingered her to complition.
I went down on the other one and while still kinda weird, sucking on them was kinda fun.
I still prefer innies.

is weird
>big bags of inflated droopy flesh hung off a penis
tell us girls, would you desire this over the perfect rod? how would you suck it?

i wanna lick and suck on that thing so bad

my fiance has small inner and outer labia and almost is in a body dysmorphia state she wants flaps so bad.i wouldnt mind them more to pllay with and eat down there

It's all fun and games till she discharges. The wife is doing this shit more lately and I aint touchin that till she gets her shit together lol

You are a treasure.

Actually the roastie from OP is pretty arousing to me because of how pink it is. Normally I get grossed out by those flappy brown labias, they look dirty

If she doesn't have a hymen that would be the appropriate reaction

Good, I want her to discharge all in my mouth. SLRSSHSHS I DRINK IT UP!

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this shit illegal

Not at all. I've never seen it mentioned anywhere but on this website. A "roastie" is caused by hormones, that's why little kids don't have them. Most people here are closet pedos and virgins, why would you listen to them? They think it's funny if a woman get murdered.

ops pic made me wonder if that's how hamburgers were first discovered

the hymen is often broken without sex, especially if a woman plays sports.

>taking things posted on Jow Forums seriously
God damn, are all nonwhites lacking this much in creativity?

Did your roastie gf tell you this?

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no. i used to do competitive athletics as a kid and mine broke when training. most women don't even notice when it breaks though.

Not really. It's mostly just a meme. Obviously there's aesthetic differences and some people have a minor preference but no sane dude is going to dump a girl he's into or walk out of the bedroom becuase of it. Most people have stronger preferences about amount of pubic hair and that's something that can be changed.
I want to suck on those beef curtains.

For all the faggot redditors defending it, think about this:
There is literally a line in one of the earlier episodes of Rick and Morty where Rick says to morty (not verbatim) "She wouldn't be a good gf, two words; Puffy Vagina".
This shit is not a meme and these loser redditor white knight cucks are selling you bullshit. Men prefer innie vaginas.

Maybe "you" got diddled. I don't believe that story for a second.

Puffy vagina refers to labia majora, and it is great. Roastie refers or beef curtains refers to labia minora, and it is gross.

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen
soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/question/can-my-hymen-break-activities-other-sex
simple search shows it's true.

I think he's saying that since rick and morty said puffy vag = shit gf, that redditors are trash who dont want puffy vaginas, and through some kind of transitive property, reddit cucks like roast beef. inversely, as he concluded, real men prefer innies

>...could...may...could...
A peanut could also kill you. Vaginas aren't a new invention, they've been around for a while and hymens were taken very seriously up until a couple of generations ago. Today's childrens, even athletes, are couch potatos in comparison with any other era so that exuse is void. A woman's word is also worthless, so don't bother digging up more anecdotal evidence, or a shitty study based on self-report which even if it existed would be just as in-valid.

i really dont care i just want a vagina on my face

Not if you live in a free country.

Honestly, it's literally the only vagina I find attractive

I've never had real sex, but I broke my own hymen with a dildo when I was 17.

I live in leafland, pls delete this.

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disgusting whore iukjn

It's fine if I'm drunk

Attention-whoring.
Simple.

can my tongue break your butthole hymen pls

Turnoff? No, I actually really like it.
Gives you something play with if you have a short tongue, like me.

No, that's icky.

My god user you worked it out.

why did you break it? why didn't you let a boyfriend do it? what a waste

dont judge my fucking tongue how dare you

well other than low value males, every other guy will probably see you as less, not hate you but simply look at you as just another little slut

I was curious as to what it felt like. I didn't like it, so I tossed it. I just masturbate by rubbing my clit now.

I like this kind of vagina

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This is why you dumb fucks will never get laid.

>the only people who complain about 'ughgh disGUSTING mEaT fLAPs' are virgins on the internet.
>physical appearance is not of importance in that situation
thank god you put a dot there because had it been written in the same breath it would of had been the most laughably beta thing i have seen

No he's not lying to himself. He has something known as "life experience."

ROASTIE TOASTIE ALERT!
WE FOUND THE ROASTIE TOASTIE!

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how the fuck do you cunts get dildos at 17? i was embarrassed going to the farmacy to get rubbers at 18 damn

This is one of the most disgusting things I've seen in my life

If I was about to have sex and saw that shit I would get dressed and leave

Disgusting. Not even originallissimo

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>Most people here are closet pedos and virgins, why would you listen to them? They think it's funny if a woman get murdered
do people actually belive this shit? the overwhelming majority of men privately joke about the exact same shit in real life as they do in here

nice bait son but you need to be primaly attracted to the other person to have sex with them

I bought it online. Where else would I get one?

you wasted a moment for a potential boyfriend to feel euphoria about knowing he has a pure GF and he just took her virginity.

Yeah I know. I never put a big emphasis on virginity anyways, though almost 10 years later I still haven't gone further than kissing.

>sex is (or should be at least) between two people who share an intimate bond, and physical appearance is not of importance in that situation.
This is why you never get laid.
Good hearts should just kill themselves, this world isn't for you.

Stick this in your hole and argue with it

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I'm a 41 year old man, you dumb kid. Try interacting with people in the real world with your dipshit memespeak and see how far you get.

No you don't. Or at least, it does not have to be looks-based attraction. There are plenty of other things that can be sexy about someone.

The female is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a thot, roastie, slut, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But take off her makeup and you wiII be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

what a disgusting thumb nail

It rustles my autism when people's sleeves come down that low.

>Try interacting with people in the real world
>41 year old
>on r9k
>on a vaginal flaps thread

What an innie vagine? Please post a pic someone

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fucking robot filter holy shit brevity is the soul of wit let me make my joke

>virgin at 27

you failed as a woman, you must be insanely picky because any woman could lose their virginity