/britfeel/

Going to play some cheeky D&D now, my big gay lizard will have a nice time with my cute elf paladin and save the world.
yeh that is pretty sad actually lad.

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I seem to live in some fucked up village where everyone is fit and healthy. It's horrible.

Where else could I find them?

Revolver's the one I like the most. I was half memeing I haven't listened to all of their stuff properly

>Where else could I find them?
your nearest city centre

Why is life so boring lads

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Gooseberry seethes forever

you're spending most of it on Jow Forums, that's why

I agree desu
I'm sorry, Lennon poster

>fucked up village where everyone is fit and healthy

where abouts user? i live in a fairly well-to-do little village and most of the women here are units, 2 man jobs, so to speak

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I just do not find fat girls unattractive, big tush for the pushin, big milkmounds to toy with, godlike bj's, generally funny, always anxious in public which I find super cute, usually great cooks too.

It's just my fetish. I can't explain it better than that.

life is what you make it. your life is boring because you're boring.

Clubs and bars. They never get any attention so it is pretty easy.
>tfw had a few one night stands with fat grills
It is great

>I seem to live in some fucked up village where everyone is fit and healthy
Please can we switch places. Also what is wrong with you

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he's just having a larp wank

Even periods where I've forced myself to stay off Jow Forums and play video games are boring as shit

You're probably right

The one standard I have is 'no fatties'. I'm a 21 year old virgin but at least I've never stooped that low

>post about living on a narrowboat, getting on a few years ago now
>now have enough money to buy one

bloody hell is it tempting, don't know how I'll make money while living on it though

Whatever floats your boat lad, so long as they have a pretty face I'm actually in to that

don't know what to do. well I do, I should do some cleaning need to get the house shipshape for an inspection next week. but I cba. so.
odds minecraft. love it
evens LA noire. I don't know, you've got to guage peoples reactions and tell if they're lying. I can't do that irl, so struggle with that part of the game. desu it should have the option for bad cop. fuck guessing what they're thinking. shoot them in the kneecap and reveal the truth
so yeah, a risky role, but he who dares, eh

Lids

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I'd probably agree actually
Best band probably but people make out they did things no one else could
But dey make us all happy for some reason and that's why I love them desu

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Gentleman and a scholar. What do you think of this brass, lad. She's touring London soon, I can't wait

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Fuck me that was good. Now for mother 3 tomorrow

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>you've got to guage peoples reactions and tell if they're lying, I can't do that irl

they make it easy, lad

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This match is boring the shit out of me lads, just have it on in the background now

>punting is about shagging lasses that usually wouldnt look at you twice
SHE'S FAT

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Definitely the perfect match to slit your wrist to.

Man this game looked amazing when it came out now it looks super ropey. 2011 really was a long time ago

Eurovision Semi #1 lad

BBC 4

>tfw will never not be in a dream of the snake eater

>brush teeth, floss, mouthwash twice a day every single day.
>still get cavities
fuck my life

My face is so weird in general lads

From certain angles I look really really feminine like bloody h3 Hila
Then at others I look masculine and like some roughish slav guy
And my dad jokes I sometimes photograph like a murderers mugshot

I have a bad facial feature which i guess contributes to the girly part but Why does it vary like this?

I refuse to believe that game came out 7 years ago.

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>From certain angles I look really really feminine like bloody h3 Hila
p-proof?

i fucking love eurovision and this lithuanian lass is not bad, just boring.
my and my dad usually keep a point score, of how many cliches they include in their performances.

great tune lid
my fave will always be this un
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>Eurovision
phahahaha
can't even watch that shite ironically

any lads want to go watch the baseball next june?

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it's pretty dumb that you never hear about how much genetics impacts dental health, then dentists have the gall to say you don't keep them clean

with you? not a chance

>any lads want to go watch the baseball next june?
FOY

>baseball

are you taking the piss m8?

Yea, she's a big girl there's no debating that..but she's a "pawg" and she's supposed to give a great service. That's the thing about /punting/ you can pick and chose

>any lads want to go watch the baseball next june?
if its with a nice fren

What's this I see? An American? In /britfeel/, of all places?

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I remember the day I bought it. It was the day after I saw Sufjan Stevens in Manchester. Still feels like yesterday and not close to a decade now.

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fuck lads didn't think about where I'm gonna cum

b-but...it's being played in London next June...

that's why I asked...

>next June
cant commit this far ahead

Only if it's over here. Already going to Yankland once this summer.

i genuinely didn't know we had baseball here

let's just all meet up and play rounders instead

mate I could get that for free

It's just how cameras work. Happens to most people. That's why we have memes like this

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think I got it wrong with him. I kept thinking he looked like an old Robert de niro

Good tune lad, I love the verse which gets a bit bossa nova sounding or something around 2:30

I've always thought that song is proof they would have gone toe-to-toe with Led Zeppelin if they had continued into the 70s.

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>i genuinely didn't know we had baseball here

don't think we do lid, they're just bringing a couple MLB games over to be played in London to go along with the other meme American sporting day trip events.

i have altogether eaten 18 inches of subway sammiches today boys, off for my pre /nightwalk/ nap now i think

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peppercat is not for lewd

fookin souvern softies come an av a go

>clubs and bars
Those places scare the shit out of me. I thought everyone here is robotic? What year is this?

asked in the old thread like a muppet, anyone here know about gas masks? need something for working with toxic fume, undiluted bleach which would be heated

subway sandwiches/baguettes are too fucking good. The lidl near me has a bakery in it now and they sell absolutely fantastic baguettes for only 59p and it's honestly a struggle not to buy like 4 of them at a time.

dont fookin tawk abowt souf f.c like dat agen u fookin norvern pooftah, arite?

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>need something for working with toxic fume
w-why?

>I Want You (She's So Heavy)
Were The Beatles chubby chasers too? Fucking hell

tell me about it laddy, if i didnt get so much exercise from /nightwalk/ id be a big massive fat cunt by now, no doubt about it

just curiosity as to what gas mask I would need, that's all mate

>I thought everyone here is robotic?
oh my sweet summer child

any biologists here? how does taxonomic classification work? like how can a great dane be considered the same species as a Chihuahua

>need something for working with toxic fume
amazon.co.uk/3MTM-Maintenance-Free-FFA1P2-Filters/dp/B000VDPNCQ/ref=sr_1_5/260-7708813-4167163?ie=UTF8&qid=1525808594&sr=8-5&keywords=gas mask

enlightenment is not something you achieve, it is the absence of attachments

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hope you're all remembering to pay the toll.

both dogs innit m8

they're both doggies, just one is very big and one is very small
t. biologist

it'd need to be full face, if the fumes got in my eyes it'd be bad - but that maks lists the level of filter so I'll look for something full face using that filter, thanks

Should I have alcohol tonight?
I'm really bored and I don't really have any friends to talk to or play vidya with so I might as well get drunk and talk to my cat right?
Also, I've been talking to this cute tranny from Leicester and shit might get lewd
Thing is, I don't have anything that would go with it. It's 80 proof vodka and the only thing I have is water, I guess?

>not in the market for a phat ban
>i look hideous in those ones and wouldn't voluntarily share them with anyone

topkek

haha too busy making an activist pie

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Explain pls user-kun

Well basically, /britfeel/ is a weird mix of robots (friendless KHV NEETs) and normies of differing degrees, a lot have jobs and ex-gfs and lots of sexy wexy time.

>lots of sexy wexy time.
bit of an exaggeration

My head feels like it's been hit with a hammer lads
Odds I revise
Evens I vidya and anime

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here's a question for you lads:

do you consider yourself more or less mature than Norm-Es?

'Shut In lad' has had sex with 20 different women. Karen poster has probably had almost as much

>tfw the only joy in your life comes from either big sporting events or video game/movie releases
Feel kinda empty now the snooker has finished and I'm not even that much of a fan

Probably less tbqhwy me mate. I do think most normies are a bit mongy though

More mature, a lot of normies in my experience are like children. Very immature and emotionally volatile

i dunno man maybe should do some that revision unless you got some god tier vidya waiting

Kind of depends really, I feel I'm more mature in some aspects but less mature in others.

Think I'll do as the digits command, I've got a revision session set up with some people at the uni tomorrow too so I'll just conserve my mental energy for then.

Gonna be a 27 year old virgin this year lads. I remember when I was 18 and thought I was pathetic because I hadn't had sex yet.