I fucking hate my dick why is it so shitty

I fucking hate my dick why is it so shitty
>tfw 5.6 x 4.8 - 5.1

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE IT
whats the fucking point dick size is basically everything as long as you arent hideuous, what am I supposed to do with this shit, and ontop of this autism, literal autism.

fucking hate this gay earth and everything nowadays is so sex focused, and Im a fucking virgin so my only real world experiences are through this gay fucking website, kill me please.

>inb4 well muh 8x6 gets lots of compliments but it does hurt people someblahblahblahblah

fuck off
fuck offff
fuuuck offff
FUUUUCK OFFFFFf

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dude that's perfectly normal and average, 95% of women will think it's fine.

>ontop of this autism, literal autism.

this on the other hand is the reason you're doomed

WILL they? If (god willing) I ever do my plan would be to wear a baggy t shirt and not reveal until her face is near it so that it looks bigger, that sounds rather autistic doesn't it.

Seriously your dick is completely normal for everything except porn. Your problem is getting women to see it in the first place.

>5.5 x 4.3

fuck u man, i would kill to have a 4.8 girth

>6x5.5 benis
>still feels tiny

if I lie I can say its 6x5
>tfw upward curve
it looks smoler :/

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>tfw 6.5 inches

Everyone on /soc/ is bigger, how

Fuck off you're almost an inch bigger than me you have NO reason to post in this thread so go away.

>People on /soc/ have big dicks
>People on Jow Forums have small dicks
>This is somehow surprising

Yes.

umm sweetie just because you have a smaller micropenis doesn't mean we aren't both suffering from the condition

>6'5 inches
Looks big on me because I'm a manlet.

UMMMMM yes it does sunshine because you a perfectly good penis, 6.5 is the Goldilocks zone, you can't even suffer from it once it gets past a certain point, it's ridiculous.

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>tfw 6x4.5 dick
How fucked am I

you're only 0.3 inches smaller than me go away

4.5 girth seems like it's at the low end of average and causes me a great deal of stress

Nobody wants something average and certainly not the low end of average

4.3 inch girth bitch

i bought a dildo no homo 4.5 inches around and it mogs my dick. also it's too thick for me and i realized i dont even really like things in my ass so a waste of money too. idk how these trap niggas want huge dicks and shit in them all the time

Dick size doesn't matter much. Go have sex and see for yourself.

Tfw when you're black and have a 7.75 x 6

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I look at my dick and I think if that was in me that would be too big, even looking at 5 inches looks big if it was in me

>be a vocel
>have a thick 7-8inch dick
Literally never going to use it for its intended purpose.

i like your dick user

i have never heard "oh man, my rapist really had a little dick"

I have. "He was really small, so it wasn't that bad".

do you though? what is there to really like about it.

aaaaand as expected, won't reply to me just trying to make my fee fees good

bastards

I was buying chips but I'm here user, shhh it's okay, your dick is a good dick it will satisfy many holes