/r9gay/ - #293

What special talents do you have? What have you done recently that you're proud of anons?
Is there anything you've done that you'd want to show to your future/current bf?

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I'm not good at anything, that's why I post here and will never get a boyfriend

First for lazing about in your underwear

>What special talents do you have?
I'm not gay.

This. originally stating facts god damn original comment

Only good thing to do in this gay place.

>What special talents do you have
Probably none if you get down to it, although I may be decent at writing if I tried. Maybe I'd be a decent gamedev too if I tried that
>What have you done recently that you're proud of
Nothing at all.
>anything you've done that you'd want to show
Absolutely not

Just kill me now please.

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Shitposting is my special talent.

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How many reaction images do you have anyways.

I'm good at being cute and cuddling my imaginary while he's doing something important

Not enough.
I've had my HDD fry multiple occasions, so I had to start from fresh.

I barely have anything.

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Stop replying to him stop talking to him he doesn't exist when will you people learn.

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let's not make the same mistake 3 times in a row, everyone filter that faggot and I really mean it - do it, don't be tempted to just ignore him in your head

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do not talk to people I don't like.

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>ball hair has regrown to the right length to a prickly pain
i hope you're all having a great day

Post what you're listening to. ij3ti3g3

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Great song and I'm glad fallout put me onto it

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>tfw being complimented for your body after starting a good diet and working out
I don't know how to handle these feelings, they're so foreign.

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>What special talents do you have?
Autism.
>What have you done recently that you're proud of anons?
Can u change the question please.
>Is there anything you've done that you'd want to show to your future/current bf?
Haha I bet I'd be to scared to show my bf anything I've worked on haha.

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>something im proud of
HAHAHAHA

How to spot an attention whore on discord:
>has steam, youtube, twitch and twitter linked in his profile
>current game running as a status message
>anime pfp

Bonus RED ALERT GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE point:
>has spotify connected so everyone can see what new and interesting and super deep obscure music they're listening to

This has been a public service announcement.

>Check profile out of curiosity
>Ireland
>That profile description
>Games are private
>Most played is CS:GO
>Almost 1.6k hours
>Check groups
>Imgur
>CShit groups, betting, comp, etc
Its terminal and theres no helping you.

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>shit game
>friend collector
Gross

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obsessed weirdo

>what talents do you have
writing, weightlifting, language learning
>what have you done that youre proud of
completed 50% of my book
>is there anything... show to your future bf?
id teach him one of the languages im fluent in, if he wanted. people who speak any language other than english really dazzle people in my cunt

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i speak australian pretty good.

Who else uninteresting and terrible at conversation here? Yes I spent my entire day sleeping and then playing video games, thanks.

>I wanna be culturally enriched the post

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Why are you such a shitty poster? Can you stop coming to /r9gay/ please?

>Boy.jpg
>Obviously 12
Where are the mods?

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more boifeet please

what did he (you) originally mean by this?

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>likes languages other than english
>likes foreigners
>wants to be culturally enriched by a foreigner

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Footfags begone from this world eternally and do not come back. Stop posting any time

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>what special talents do you have?
nothing
>what have you done recently that you're proud of anons?
nothing
Is there anything you've done that you'd want to show to your future/current bf?
no

what the fuck are you talking about? i live in an english speaking country and anybody who can speak a language other than english impresses people, what does that have to do with me wanting to fuck foreigners?

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Maybe learn how to type so people wouldnt misunderstand

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>replying to a tripfag
user what are you even doing.

Wrong. Have another pic of him anyways

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got any flip flops? slides?

Only three pics of him... and i posted all three.

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no i mean ur boifeet pics in general
i hope u have more :(

>Footfags and tripfags in the thread now
I'm just gonna head out for now. Lets hope this place shapes up soon

What the fuck? Where did you get this child's pictures from?

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oh yes i have tons, boyfeet is the most patrician fetish on the face of the earth. definitely not enough of it.

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>feet fetish
please stop it's worse than gore and vagina pictures

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There is no such thing as a general without tripfags, it's inevitable

>fucking, licking, etc the body part where you take dirty liquidy diarreah shits from? mmm, dont mind if i do
>appreciating soft delicate boyfeet? EW OMG IM GONNA BARF

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Am I the only one here who unironically gets turned on by bugchasers? Like, there's something just so erotic about them wanting to ruin their entire life just for a sexual thrill. I enjoy tapping to bugchaser stories and profiles.

I'd never go out and do it obviously because I still have shreds of dignity, but the idea is really hot.

Should I kill myself?

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i'm glad u exist... i won't feel alone anymore

yeah somehow that's how it works
please stop posting that

lets be friends friend

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oh man that p great stuff

>tfw only into fem guys with big feet and long toes

This is gross enough it may even scare me away from the thread.

Holy hell, feet is so fucking nasty

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>haven't taken a shower since the the night of the 26th

anyone here like /stinkyboys/

oh no what would we ever do without tripfags aaaaaaa no pls dont go

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>this FREAK posting some elephant sized feet
Like, you may as well be sucking up on bigfoots feet.

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boys are supposed to have bigger feet. youre not a prison gay are you user

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Where my depressed boys at? Slept all day, haven't eaten anything yet, can't even do the simplest things right now.

>tfw no macro twink bf to walk around barefoot shaking the house around my tiny size

>supposed to do dishes
>don't want to
>was supposed to go somewhere today
>canceled it
>want to go back to sleep
>it's too hot to even do that

Small is always cuter.

And be it small, big, female or male.
Feet is revolting.

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Do you only have feet stuff out of curiosity or other body part fetish stuff too? post boy tummies

mor cute boifeet preferably closer to what you first posted
shh!

>hairy legs
ewww

>special talents
I'm a good orator I guess, argued in favor of gun rights as well as the right for neo nazis to do their dumbass marches in a place filled with hoodrats and got most on my side. Also was pretty much the designated speaking guy for projects.
>recent accomplishments
Nothing much really.
>anything you've done that you want to show to hypothetical partner
Muh guns as well as other things like my instruments. I'd even give him some tips about them, I'd be pretty ecstatic about it.
Also in spirit of this thread I wear size 13's

Hey sorry for the late reply, I had a late shift so I took a nap. Yeah I'd love your email if you wanna send it

>tfw got none of those things

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What made you cancel your plans user?

You sound like an internet tough guy

How so user? Never said I beat up 12 people at once. Would be pretty cool though.

No plans, just had to go get something done, but I woke up this morning and thought that I'd rather sleep another few hours instead of doing anything productive. Oh well.

Alright that's cool. I'm gonna sleep in a few hours though.
megamanwithtitties it's a gmail pal.

>listening to Paranoid
>realize that the song describes me to a T besides the "finished with my woman part"
Look at these fucking lyrics.

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify
Can you help me, occupy my brain?
Oh yeah
I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

Was Ozzy /oneofus/?

Fuck off, Kroni

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>Sock user doesn't want to come here anymore since the threads have been shit and he has a guy to crush on.
That's clearance to post his face, right? You know you're curious.

come on mang, it don't gotta be like that

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Based tripfag. I like you already.

No. That's rude user

Whoa. Welcome to EB Games

>Tfw will never be able to be loved because of my fetishes

>special talents
I'm good at maths, sciences and video games.
>done recently
made it through another year of uni (I hope) and I'm pretty proud of it
>show your future bf
My WoW characters and hopefully he would be into MMOs so he would be impressed by my rankings and skill.

God that album is so good. You should listen to St Vitus as well if you haven't already, definitely one of /our bands/

What fetishes? Originally asking of course.

I'm into MMOs user, but I only play PSO2

lying is very unbecoming

What's your ranking and skill? No one cares about retail wow.

Pretty much everything but the most extreme are Rape, gore, snuff, torture

All 2D of course, 3D stuff makes me feel bad

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>"hey [redacted], did you wanna see this movie with me?"
>"oh yeah user lemme just see if my girlfriend wants to come with"

How do I make the pain stop

If it's 2D then I don't see the problem. Unless you want to get fucked up like that.

That doesn't really seem so bad if you aren't actually wanting to disfigure/do lasting damage to your partner. Why would it stop you from finding a mate?

I fantasize about it happening to me sometimes but it's just fantasizing.

I could deal with that. Just don't ask me to stab you with anything other than my cock.

>just figured out how to do a cat smile
It's a new chapter in my life.

Just really good at maths
I guess how well I did in recent exams
I've been working on a fractal generator, I don't think I'll find anyone to show anything to. Just never met anyone who has as much as a passion for the subject as me. It's actually makes me incredibly lonely

How do you do it irl? I didn't think it was possible.

I'd appreciate every bit of your passion user
where do you live?

>Gay mathematician
lmao, a recluse monk would have better chances at finding a partner than you

i suck in the corners of my bottom lip and then smile.
i have yet to perfect it, but i see the wavy line.