Normie here. Before you reee me off your board i have a few actual questions that i mean no disrespect by. Also feel free to ask me some as well i don't mind answering to the best of my ability.
When did you "become" a robot? Or was it always like this??
Do you wish you could be a "normie'?
When is the last time any of you guys have had some social interaction, if any?
Thanks again guys.
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When did you become a robot?
It was always like this for me since a very early age. I just knew I would never fit in with any other kids/ adults,
Do you wish you could become a normie?
On somedays yes, most days no.I'd love to magically have a job making 100K a year, have a GF to love. Then I realize she probably be a nagging cunt on most days and go back to playing video games and appreciating my NEETbux
When is the last time any of you guys have had any social interaction?
I said "hi" to the grocery store greeter today.
Those boobs are disgusting. Its like theyre filled with helium
Oh i see. I think most people fear the nagging girlfriend stereotype the more money they make. high-maintenance girls are not fun at all.
Chestlets
When will they learn desu
You dont really become a robot. Its more that you've never grown out of your awkward faze.
"Normie" in the sense of having a gf, a place of my own, and having all my shit together.
Cashier, i just dont make eye contact and say generic shit.
How do you approach women and gain their interest?
What do I follow up with after you both introduce eachother?
How do you ask them out?
How do you initiate anything lewd if the girl is painfully into you?
What do you do when you lock eyes with girl who seems interested
>self proclaimed normie
yikes
that's a tranny btw
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No, I just want a big dick and pump females full of cum. I can't relate to normoes
Two days ago at work
no its not
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usually i try to strike up a normal conversation, mention we should hang out more if they say yes meet in another social setting and get to know each other. Maybe suggest lunch or "i got extra tickets to xyz wanna come?" Thats what i do at least.
Once we get to some "dates" i start to flirt. Maybe say some things like "you're pretty today" or "wow you look great". If she seems to take them well i do something like grab her hand to lead her somewhere, breaking the ice of touch. After a while of "dating" ill try to go for a kiss goodbye maybe a hello kiss end of the night makeout. After that it leads to more.
If i lock eyes i usually give a smile and ask what's on their mind. It puts the ball in their court to make a move. For all i know they could be spacing out.
i think all guys wanna do that.
I used to be really/pretty popular and people always complimented me on my charisma and social skills
come 10th grade I get kicked out of the group which merges with the jocks, they're friends to this day
after hs they tried to b friends with me but I rejected them
I've been alone for years
everybody was a robot from the start?? is that how it works??
>When did you "become" a robot? Or was it always like this??
I was always like this, but it was exacerbated in university when I lost what friends I had from high school
>Do you wish you could be a "normie'?
sometimes yes and sometimes no. I have unique interests and outlooks on life I wouldn't have if I was a normie
>When is the last time any of you guys have had some social interaction, if any?
I live with roommates so I say a casual hello or what's up every time I see them but other than that I've had no deep social interaction for about a year (I was invited to a party with by my old roommate)
> when did you become a robot
most of us have crippling mental illness or physical features that make us robots
a normie who turns into a robot is called a failed normie
> Do you wish you could be a normie
yes everyday i wish i could go out and make friends and go to social gatherings
> last social interaction
Christmas : there was a dinner at my college residence
It seems to be a pattern that most people lose friends after their school whether it be high school or college. Have you tried meeting people doing stuff you like?
If you don't mind me asking do you have a mental illness?
fuck outta here with the ugly ass fake boobs
im more of a cyborg or normalfag depending on the day. i still hate the hive mindset of true normies so no i dont wish to be one. i talked to my roommate about 20 mins ago
how did you find this board OP, thats my question for you
I got severe anxiety where i take pills for it and i puke if i have to go to any social setting
therapist says thats also the reason for my depression
small talk is a absolute nightmare
I fucking hate normalfags. Go back to posting your peenus on /soc/, faggot.
We have nothing in common and you have no place here. Sage and report.
I've been browsing Jow Forums since i was a teen. Usually would come back to either /mu/ /sp/ or /fa/. Used to come to /b/ for laughs now its all porn. Always knew about Jow Forums but just never came around, you know? Figured i'd ask. Im just curious really.
Man im sorry. I can't imagine how you must feel sometimes.
Is there any hope for manlets? No, you're 1 5'8 "manlet" pussyslaying friend doesn't count
Yea I wish I was a normie... Sadly I became a robot when I was 13/14 because of some "events" in my life which made me isolate myself, become unable to build a healthy relationship with any woman and basically I became autistic trad with fanatical love for Holy Inquisition and memes.
>when did you become a "robot"?
Entire life no gf interaction, but the sting didn't set until after college and still no pussi b0ss
>do you wish you could be a normie
Trying to be one, failing cuz I am here, yes
>when was the last social interaction, if any?
Talked to a friend a week ago, he is obviously trying to shake me off but at least he has a thick skin
LoL at pepe clinging to his friend's back trying to shake him off
yeah honestly there is. Get fit and wear clothes that fit your frame. I'm not saying you'll instantly become a pussy master but it'll help. A six pack will do wonders for confidence.
Would you like to share? I understand if you don't.
That's pretty shitty of your friend. What do you do to become more "normie"?
Basically this guy but without the pills Haven't left my house in two months
i dont have the money to do anything social, I would go to clubs/bars but I can't afford
I don't like doing stuff so you can see the problem that presents. I've gone to bars and parties with my normie roommate but those experiences were insufferable so university hasn't been a great experience for me. I've looked at clubs but social anxiety has kept me from joining them, now I've recently finished uni and still have poor social skills
thus I haven't left home for a month
>what do you do to become more "normie"?
Lift, get /fa/, try to go outside and talk to women. Tomorrow gonna revamp the old tinder and OKcupid to fish for some wamans. It is just a freaking grind, I almost want to stop and just become a wizard. But just gotta keep trying. I learned that after a while, just keep moving and doing.
Damn dude. Do you just order food? Work?
Ah i see. Do you work at all?
I'm not gonna lie im not a big club person. It's always too crowded and it fucking stinks in there. I'll go for a friends birthday or maybe a certain celebration but no way will i just go because i like it. Me and my friends are the same so we usually go to a local arcade bar that never gets too full and its always chill.
That's how it is man gotta keep the grind going. I like to workout and dress effay. its a real confidence booster.
I don't care. I would fuck the shit out of (insert pronoun the being in OP pic prefers).
I had 5 welding classes & i'm a licensed electrician and work on houses with my dad but other than that no job
>When did you "become" a robot? Or was it always like this??
I have always been an outcast and failed at social situations. So I have always felt like I belonged here but only recently have truly felt comfortable with the label 'robot' because I have the freedom to be a complete shut-in, degenerate loser now I've moved away from home.
>Do you wish to become a "normie"?
No. Seeing them makes me cringe into oblivion and feel physically ill.
>When is the last time you guys have had some social interaction, if any?
Today but it was for school, so usually only with (also autistic) housemates I live with.
Try walking in my shoes.
I'm 5'6 living in Norway. I started losing my hair when I was around 19 years old.
NOT MY FUCKING FAULT!
I'm 40 years old now. My life has been fucking pure hell
Sounds like a good trade to get into man.
What about normies do you hate? Im just curious. I know people can get on my nerves too.
Damn, my buddy started losing his hair around the same time. now he just rocks the bald withe a trim beard.
>Born into the robot lifestyle, autist since birth so never developed social skills
>I dont wanna be a normie, i just wanna qt gf
>Last social interaction was saying thx to person checking me out when ordering food
i was always the quiet, weird one, that one awkaward kid everybody had in his school.
even when i was a little child i was a weirdo
Now i have friends and all, and i turned this "weirdeness" into "interrestingness", (i don't know if that's a real word)
Still i don't often feel at home, and i am scared of opening my heart, but i guess nobody perfect
Random thought but a lot of normies don't understand that nature COMPELS men to reproduce. Whether it's ugliness, poor social skills, or laziness, robots are denied that.
That's what makes a lot of us how we are. We aren't serving our biological/evolutionary function and it results in isolation, depression etc.
I hate their generic, simplistic music, their obnoxious way of speaking and acting like primitive apes. I hate how they stare at me and smirk when they see me. I hate the way they dress, chads and stacies alike. I hate how they are all the same person on the outside, trying to seem as normal as possible and not stand out.
>went to a certain medical store for specific stuff
>qt roastie says they are out
>get real nervous
>start to sweat
>ask what else they have that is similar
>she shows me
>sweating bullets
>just say yes to everything she recommends
ended up spending $50 more on shit i didnt even want.
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peaked at her ass when she walked away from me tho.
that was about a week ago. have to go into another store in a couple of hours. holy fuck i am anxious. im gonna use a coupon and im fucking worried its not gonna work.
>when did you become a robot?
All my life I hanged out with women. Since kindergarten, until 10th grade. Then I had to change schools, and find a new social circle. With male friends. Since then I'm a outcast.
>Do you wish to be a normie?
Sometimes. God I miss a lot my girl-friends, and I'm unable to talk to males, I don't know why. They aren't Chads, but they are pretty deep on the Normie pit.
>when was your last social interaction?
Everyday I go skating with friends.
>I go skating with friends
GTFO YOU NORMIE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Literally autistic?
I feel you. Sometimes it's worth it to look for friends you can be "weird" around with. Everyone is weird but people find others like them selves.
I get what you mean dude. I can understand how that would make someone a "robot"
True. Most people have terrible generic taste and no individuality. It sucks a lot when you meet a girl and find out shes exactly the same as the last.
hey man don't worry. if it doesn't work there's nothing you can do.
Man i used to love skating. (skateboarding right?) i wanna get back into it.
>When did you "become" a robot? Or was it always like this??
It was like this from the second I started interacting with other kids. I was always different and they always made fun of me. I was constantly teased/bullied and was effectively a social pariah. I could never fit in, and I will never fit in anywhere.
>Do you wish you could be a "normie'?
No. Normies trade what little individuality they have for social acceptance and a sense of belonging. I had no chance of ever achieving any of those things, and the times I tried it was a disaster. If I will never get approval from others, I may as well do what I think and feel. At this point it's too late to change paths and I've accepted it. I'm going to die alone and it feels great.
>When is the last time any of you guys have had some social interaction, if any?
Today, talked with some guy on the train.
no dude, rollerskating on ice rinks
Yes, skateboarding. Where we go its kind of a entertainment center, people go there to skate, to play arcade, to rhyme (which I tried, but I got shoved off because I'm white)
Screw you user, better than scratching my balls and playing vidya
stop fucking posting here you shit normie scum
See this is why bullies are such scum .Its so easy to pick on someone instead of building them up. Even in school i would get into fights because i hated people like that. People who would pick on other for no reason.
Ahh that's cool. Where i lived always had shitty skate parks so we just went out into the city to skate. It was fun. My current friend group is so nonathletic though so they would never be down to do it.
>When did you "become" a robot? Or was it always like this??
I've always been a robot, but it wasn't until around 19 that I started to put together the pieces (I'm 25 now).
>Do you wish you could be a "normie'?
Yes, but that's not possible because its all down to genetics.
>When is the last time any of you guys have had some social interaction, if any?
Does family count? If so then a few years back at Christmas.
Damn a few years? Live by yourself dude? Also you said genetics, like physical or mental?
this shit happens to me with the simplest of things i get anxious as fuck bruh becomes literal hell fuuuuuck
Haha, the place we go was a dump, the people around here cleaned it up, then somebody had the amazing idea to place a Arcade cabinet and charge to play. Since then almost everybody hangs there (since its the only place to go, excluding drug dens)
and my friends that I go with aren't the most athletic either. I had to convince a lot to at least make them Leave the house
>Live by yourself dude?
No, I live with my parents in my childhood bedroom.
>Also you said genetics, like physical or mental?
Bit of both, I have an ugly face and I'm diagnosed autistic.
My experience goes back way before 19, I've never had any female show interest in me and they mostly went out of their way to avoid interacting with me in school.
I remember an old "park" by my moms place. All it had was a pyramid, 2 kickers a ground rail, and 2 quater pipes. It always sucked because old stoners would just sit allover the stuff and get mad when we wanted to skate the stuff there.
Damn. What do you usually do? Like, hobbies and stuff?
>When did you "become" a robot?
Some of us are made, some are born. It seems like I was made. I had a series of opportunities as a child and a teen to become cool or "normie", but thats all gone now.
>Do you wish you could be a "normie'?
Kinda? I wish I had a social life and a gf/bf and lots of friends and a stable job and was neurotypical but nothing else commonly associated with the term
>When is the last time any of you guys have had some social interaction
Yesterday my sis brought a friend over and we hungout, before that a week but only because I have a really nice friend who keeps tabs on me. Aside from him its been a 6 months atleast. Although if you wanna exclude occassional casual chats and only count hanging out with friends then yeah its been maybe 2 years? Gotta be.
Yeah mostly hobbies or posting here, occasionally I play a PC game. During the summer I like to go for country walks and do stuff outside (away from normies).
Wrong. If I wasn't bullied who knows how much worse things would have turned out. I'd have probably become some super fragile special needs kid. As it stands I have enough social skills to hold a conversation with someone, and appear normal enough.
That's good that you have a friend that checks up on you and stuff. Maybe try hanging with him and his friends?
That's cool. What sort of hobbies do you have? I love going for walks but summer its too hot here. Even at night sometimes.
Yeah but you never know. A little bit of kindness goes a long way. Maybe it would have kept you from being a robot man.
Well I like making electronics circuits but I kind of burned out on that, when the weather is warm enough I try and spend as much time outside as possible.
Being a kissless virgin so late in the game probably has some permanent side effects on ones mental health, its no wonder some snap and go on sprees.
Yeah hes a really nice guy, I'd be a complete robot if it weren't for him. all of his friends are his college buddies and from what hes told me they don't hangout much outside of class. Hes been begging me to go but I've got shit stopping me.
I'm already trying to work on the stuff thats stopping me. But I'm fucked in the head so progress is hard.
>When did you "become" a robot?
Technically made into a robot but at a very early age. My parents were non-figures in my formative years. (brother had cancer so mother was always in another city for his treatment and my father hated me so he never spoke to me) I spent much of the first 10 years of my life locked in my room forced to pass the time rewatching the same Captain Planet and Astro Boy VHS tapes over and over to stave off the boredom and loneliness. This led to me never learning how to properly interact with other human beings and here I am today.
>Do you wish you could be a "normie'?
No. The substance abuse and vile behavior towards each other makes me hate them. I don't understand how people can be so vile and cruel to one another. I just wish I had one person, a partner to share my life with.
>When is the last time any of you guys have had some social interaction
I work full time and socialize barely enough to not get fired. I'm quite talkative in ventrillo with my MMO raid guild.
you know how many robots wish we had someone like this guy? and you cant just deal with your shit one time to hangout with the guy. god i hope he gives up on you. you are a fucking cunt.
That's a good skill to have. It could make you some decent money man. Even from home.
I understand man. Sometimes it takes some time and a whole lot of psyching up.
yeah, i stay away from the drug users. Though im no saint myself. I like to drink with my friends. People are cruel though. What mmo do you play?
Do you have any other questions about robots? I wouldn't mind answering
>and you cant just deal with your shit one time to hangout with the guy
I think you're mis-understanding. The way to hang with him and his friends is to go to college, not just tag along at an event or something. I need to actually enroll and become a student, and I can't do that yet. I'm a dropout NEET fuck with no GED yet. I know the opportunity/friend is wasted on me, if I could give it to someone that could use it I would. Sorry user.
Looked into turning it into a business but you need liability insurance for that sort of thing, plus I can't handle people I don't know.
I was born a robot, just a little too different from others. No amount of "kindness" will change affect this.When people are kids they hate others who different, and I took my fair share. Now that I am an adult others treat me like an actual human being, but I know that deep down, that without the rules of society making them act that way, they'd act just like people did when I was a kid.
I think I became a robot when I disocered anime in 2006 but went full robot in 2011 and became a recluse. I broke out a few years ago, however.
I have social interactions all the time. I've gotten a few numbers too. The problem is that I'm black but not into nigger shit. The only girls I have a chance with, I think, are black girls that become less interested as they find out more about me.
misread your post. thought he doesnt hang with his friends outside of college and wanted to hang with you.
>Hes been begging me to go
my mind added an "out" to that sentence so i didnt realize he wanted you to go to college, my bad.
how does he not know you have no GED? do you talk to him about your life?
He knows I have no GED and we talk about life often. Hes been pushing me to study and take my tests but both of those are just so fucking hard. I want to do them in every sense of the word but when I go to do work theres like a wall that keeps me from improving. Its something I'm actively looking for solutions for. Hopefully I'll fix myself someday.
Not really, talking to you guys is nice though. I feel like most of you are just misunderstood.
yeah true. But you never know until you try.
Ah im guessing they expect the stereotype?
>Hopefully I'll fix myself someday
i turned 30 last year. i told myself the same thing for the past 10 years. saying that doesnt do anything user. action is where it is at.
just get your shit done. there will be no magic day where you are fixed and have some sort of want to be productive and have a good life.
that hope of getting better doesnt do shit.
Sadly it's true, but it's society that helps is grow and be better as we grow older we learn. Kids are just ignorent and selfish. They're blind to the ways of the world man.
Wow what a faggot manly up for fucks sake
>When did you "become" a robot?
We are not the robot. The robot watches us.
>Or was it always like this??
From the beginning.
>Do you wish you could be a "normie'?
NO
>When is the last time any of you guys have had some social interaction, if any?
Right now
>Thanks again guys.
NO
Well, I like to think that I had different branches of opportunities. Maybe I never could share a "Cold beer with the boys", but I've seen so many titties (and been friendzoned so many times too ;-;)
Maybe. Either that or they're into more aggressive guys. I feel like most either like people that have nigger tendencies or at least like nigger shit or those pooka beads spiritual black guys.
Don't make enough for the professional types.
gross it's all 3d
You sound like one of my friends lol, He's an accountant (black guy) and he hates all the stereotypes. Dude is a straight metal head and loves wrecking the "ghetto types" as he calls them.
My family bullied me since I was a kid because I like black girls. But desu I only met one and she hates my guts because she thinks I'm one of these "Jow Forums hackers pedophiles". How black girls react to that man?
I'm mostly into post-rock, punk (pop), and other alternative shit. I don't mind ghetto people, they're actually nice to me most of the time. I don't code switch or anything either. It's just that I probably feel that I what I have to say isn't relevant to them. I don't really know what to do aside from making jokes.
I don't think I know any black girls that know what Jow Forums is. The weeaboo black girls love white guys. Try one of them. Any black girl at a music thing that isn't rap or rnb probably loves white guys too. Try there.
The day I met her, I was in a school play, and I had a Bolsonaro hat (Brazillian Politician that is exactly like trump) and her bitch friends told her it was unironic.
I got very sad cuz she is a qt pi 10/10 and she wears a Cannibal Holocaust t-shirt
Seems more like you like her rather than black girls.
I have avoidant personality disorder, so it has always been like that, and it is only getting worse as time goes on
I've never had a girlfriend, or even asked a girl out, I used to have some friends but not anymore, people just kinda moved away or ghosted me and I haven't bothered to try making any new friends
It's to the point where I'm terrified to even talk to people on forums or through voice chat where there is even the remotest possibility that someone could trace it back to my real identity, anonymous imageboards are pretty mucu the only places I actually open up
What kind of porn would this be called? Cause, not gonna lie, my dick got so hard it hurt.
Nah, there were a couple of Asian girls talking to me, but I simply can't have an relationship with them. But the black girls, man they are hot, they are funny, but most of them hate me, the rest are too scared to know me.
Also, I finished high school a while back, so i see them on college or on the streets
Thought that was that columbian tranny. Fucking board reprogramming my brain.
I agree, society benefits everyone, but quite frankly I don't think I'm fit for this world.