About fucking time you showed up. Let's see, did Mom say to pick me up at 3:10? 3:05? No, she said 3pm...

>About fucking time you showed up. Let's see, did Mom say to pick me up at 3:10? 3:05? No, she said 3pm, didn't she retard? Maybe take a break from pulling your pud to Sailor Moon cartoons and look at your watch next time, ok faggot? Now start the fucking car.

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Do I have a gun in my car and how fucked would I be for getting life in prison for first degree murder?

Do you think I'd be able to pull the insanity card, OP?

Nice foreplay.

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stop this mentally ill shit

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No. And child killers get fucked in the ass and killed daily in maximum security prisons.

That's an ugly-ass loli, holy shit.

You know nobody really likes you.
You're a terrible person.

bitch shut the fuck up and take this 9mm

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fucking cuck nigger

No going out with friends internet or television for a month.

>That's an ugly-ass loli, holy shit.
Yes pretty ugly kid.

This, if my daughter ever talked like that to me, I'd be balls deep inside her within the hour

>I'd be balls deep inside her within the hour
Fuck no wonder the fucking news is talking so much shit about us.

You're ugly as shit but if you keep talking to me like that I'm going to rape you just on principal.

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My little sister once tried to pull shit like that so I twisted her arm. It worked.

Kek I just drove off. Funny watching them run with their little legs after the car. Stop every few meters to getting her running again. After 20 minutes of this she started blubber on the side of the road. Teased her maliciously all the way home after I let her in.

god damn that is one ugly child
i bet even other pedos would think you had bad taste

Calling anyone retarded with that
potato ass face BOI

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>lock the doors
>roll down windows a few inches
>turn speakers up to 40 and blast battle beast
>mfw

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Is this girl actually retarded?

Absolutely DIOish

>Cone my hair backwards to keep it fresh af
>open the door for little bitch.
>Turn the radio on with this song
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>Light the joint
>"Eat shit hoe, i dont follow bitches orders. Be cool and ride on or hit the street, i dont give a fuck"
>Start the car without checking if little hoe is up or not.
>Keep being the coolest guy in the neighbor.

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that's one ugly looking kid

Countless years and rivers of sweat and blood in the forge that built civilization and today we have reached the peak. We are all alive today for one single purpose: to look at funny loli larp pictures on Jow Forums teeehee
Why God why

>Smile
>"don't worry, I'll make sure i'm on time next time."
>be 20 min late next day
>let child bitch and complain again
>continue everyday, adding 10 min everyday
>Tell Mom that i'm running errands for work or something and am always late
>make her beg me to come pick her up
>keep it up until child loses attitude or gets kidnapped

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Fucking worth it.
Remember to stay safe as you kill the little shit.

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Drive yourself you fucking whore, you're not even related to dad.

Good thing you'll never reproduce

Am not white this isn't the kind of bullshit I would ever have to put up with .