25+ Thread

Just turned 25 lads. Today. Happy birthday to me. Does it get worse?

>was legitimate alcoholic and finally kicking habit
>just got some lexapro, first meds in my life

still bretty fucked up and feel like a failure but its something

Have an essay due tomorrow and some group work due friday
>feeling overwhelmed

30 here at a generic officecuck job that barely pays the bills... suffering here, but i like to think Im suffering for a reason, to get motivated and improve my life. It's all that keeps me going, that and my mom.

yes it gets worse if you let it. unironically try to work to be a normie. get in shape, be social, it helps your life immensely. dont be like me and have no hobbies, get too fat. gonna be old before i unfuck myself, if i ever do

>CSR for a local branch of a huge multinational company
>customers are representatives of other companies
>split by territory, my territory is the southern states
>they're too chill to want much, save for a few companies in Florida that come out of the woodwork occasionally
>2/3rds of my average day is spend sitting around waiting for an email or a phone call
>get paid 55k in a low CoL area
Pretty comfy.

Happy birthday lad. It'll get worse if you let it, and don't do anything. The only way anything will change is if you make it, that type of thing.

>Just turned 25 lads
fuck off youngfag

this is a comfy thread you 18yr old edge lord

27

dropped out of college
couldn't hang in a trade
driving a box truck/working out of a warehouse
virgin
want to die every day

>this is a comfy thread you 18yr old edge lord
25 is the new 18 little faggot, these threads have been utter shit for ages.

Except they arent utter shit. People are posting fine, youre the autistic faggot having a tantrum. Go to another thread friend.

>autistic faggot
You came to the wrong board normalfag

>HAHAHA XDDD WE ARE LEGION
>EVERYONE ON Jow Forums IS THE SAME
>I RULE R9K XDDDDD

Youre 18 and just came to this board from b and youre trying to hard to fit in

>these threads have been utter shit for ages
>proceeds to make this thread shit

Great job, last time I bother making the thread

>25 is the new 18 little faggot, these threads have been utter shit for ages.
>>HAHAHA XDDD WE ARE LEGION
>>EVERYONE ON Jow Forums IS THE SAME
>>I RULE R9K XDDDDD
thanks for proving me right kiddo

>cyclist
>almost get killed by some rage filled caging asshole every single day even though the law is on my side and I'm riding defensively
>matter of time before I die just from trying to commute to my fucking office job
>every day stare at screen at tiny numbers for 8 hours with no break until my eyes hurt
>body still can't manage to take shit at work so I spend entire day constipated until I get home and can take a dump
>hungry as shit at work, diet goes off the rails
>limited on options to pack food in because bike-friendliness and I leave at 6:30 AM so tired I need to double check if I'm wearing my glasses or not
>have even left apartment without my fucking bike because so tired
>woke up last night having died in another dream, the monsters got me, again
>too tired to do the productive shit I have planned when I get home

Only upside is I got my own private office so I can fart in peace now, and my MP3 player for my audiobooks will arrive tomorrow so I can /lit/ starting thursday. Also my boss seems to really think I'm smart and a great worker, don't know how I managed that, but they're practically begging me to stay. When the position gets finalized (I'm technically a temp right now but they want me perm) I think I should try and negotiate for a higher payrate. I'm getting 20/hr and I'm gonna ask for 23, how's that sound?

>thanks for proving me right kiddo
thats what youre doing you moron. Youre acting like some judge and jury

Is 25 the point of no return or something?

I'll be 25 in July. Coincidentally that's the last rent payment I can afford off my savings, then I'll have to move in with parents. Unless I find a shitty soul destroying job.

khv of course. I do have a couple of old friends but I see them less and less often and feel less and less connected to them. Is it already over?

>holding up
I just work whatever menial physical labor job that involves as little interaction with customers as possible

>I'll be 25 in July.
get the fuck out youngfag

Not bad. 26 and Im essentially Homer Simpson. I work 2 days and 2 nights, sleep most of my shift, and then get 4 days off and a shitload of pay and benifits. But Im more of a cyborg than a robot.

you're nothing like homer simpson you retarded little faggot

What kind of a job friend?
Youre the only faggot in this thread. Take your medication and leave

>I work 2 days and 2 nights, sleep most of my shift, and then get 4 days off and a shitload of pay and benifits. But Im more of a cyborg than a robot.
Have you ever watched the simpsons?

go back to redd it newfag cock sucker

Where do you live that 20/hr is not enough?

How fancy of a bike do you have? I am considering dropping about $4000 on my next bike.

Do you shave your legs to bike faster

maybe he means he's fat and dumb but still has some decent shit going for him

>25 yo virgin

Wew it just hit me what a total loser I am, I feel like a boy in a mans body

I wonder how many virgins there are % 25+? Like 10%?

>one chance at life
>brainlet

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Above 25+?
Maybe

recent studies showed that 1 in 8 people aged 18-26 have never had sex

27. At work now on nights, not much to do, just got to check on thing and then I'm going to bed. Hopefully I don't get woken up too many times. Starting August I get promoted and my nights will either be completely chilled or mad busy, nothing in between. Not looking forward to that too much.

Anesthesiology resident?

>18-26
Too big of a gap, any studies on 25+?
I ask this because 18-23 is probably within the range for normal people.

Surgery. Since Feb I've been doing Plastic Surgery but starting in August I'll be an Orthopaedic Registrar. I don't know anything about the US health system but I think registrars are more like an Attendings, but I think it's really more like something between a Reisdent and an Attending.

>between resident and attending
That would be a fellow.

That picture from jedi academy?

man i hope youre joking

Ah right. Fellow for us is a position just below consultant, they're senior to registrars.

It'll be nice having junior colleagues to do all the shit that I've had to do git the past four years so I can focus solely on operating.

I'm not. Looks like the level where you have to dodge some threshing worm. No?

>That picture from jedi academy?
"Is that picture" you stupid faggot, and the answer is no. Fucking idiot.

What's your problem you fucking incel? Where is it from then? I just asked a question. Unironically KYS with a rusty screwdriver you piss of shit

>fucking incel?
>Unironically KYS
you can go back now

Just answer the question. What's you problem? Mommy didn't love you? Your crush shagging a Chad. Well you deserve it for being a stain on mankind and a sociopath. An hero please

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20/hr is plenty to live on and put away 1/4 of my income to the bank. But I want more than that so I can accumulate a large sum of money quickly. Because reasons.
>bike
Fullcarbon roadie from craigslist for 200, nearly brand new.
>buying things new
Wow, just put your money in a pile and set it on fire why don'tcha. but really never go with a shitty cheap walljew bike, get a good quality one, even if it's used. Night and day difference from shitty bikes. I go really fuckin' fast bruh.

(you)
I hope you're joking but you're probably not

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Answer the shaving question, faggot.

Its halo 3 friend. Literally the hay day of online console gaming.

Ok I did an image-search and turns out it is from one of the Halo-games. Was that so hard to tell me? You act like it should be commong knowledge. KYS

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>Answer the shaving question, faggot.
fuck off you tranny piece of shit.

>KYS
redd it cock stains were a mistake

Keep crying to your mod buddies you worthless faggot.

I'm female so yes, I shave everything, legs, armpits, even my cunt. In fact females are superior when it comes from cycling because we don't have to figure out how to place a cock and some balls around a saddle just to avoid infertility and ED like fucktarded malefags need to. Here is how retarded men are: imagine you are riding in a tank through a warzone, and are transporting an infant with you. A male form would be like strapping the infant to the outside of the tank.
yeah dude haha

Fucking typos, I'm eating dinner. some deenz with salad.

Work sucks ass I work part time of the same place I was full time for I fucking hate waking up in the morning still having to go everyday. I don't know why I still go I think I just accepted I'm fucked for life with no real work skills except for manual labor and driving trucks and shit social skills. Also I'm almost out of weed and xanax don't know when I'm getting more of either. I wish I could get better drugs.

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Well if this were real life id just choke the life out fo you but considering i cant do that here getting the mods to shit on you is the only cure for your autism.

>Well if this were real life id just choke the life out fo you
you're some weak faggot child though.
>is the only cure for your autism.
if you have a problem with autism you shouldn't even be here, especially not on Jow Forums.

How do I drink vodka? Do I need to put it in the freezer? Cant I just put ice cubes in a glass and pour it into there

>How do I drink vodka?
fuck off youngfag

how common is neetdom really? all of the NEETs on Jow Forums and related sites I think are giving me a false sense of security when it comes to my perceptions as to how common it is. on the other hand, when I think about how stressful and low paying the average job is and how pointless everything seems to be, i start to think neetdom is super common.

>you're some weak faggot child though.
im actually not but keep calling people faggot non stop on the internet cause it makes you very cool
>if you have a problem with autism you shouldn't even be here, especially not on Jow Forums.
Again
>le I run Jow Forums!!!! Everyone here is just like me!!!
>LEGION!!!
Youre just a loser dude.
Ignore this moronhes having an autism attack
With that being said vodka is the worst choice for liquor, why are you drinking it friend?

i got fired from my job. i wasnt even there for two weeks. why is it so hard to keep a job? i've never made it longer than six months. i just want to make it in the world but im 27 and stuck.

>friend?
If you had any friends you wouldn't be hanging out here faggot.

>I keep saying faggot cause im 18 years old
>I have no friends therefore everyone else on Jow Forums doesnt either
>WE ARE LEGION !!!

I have 31 yo and I've given up completely in life.
I think I will suicide peacefully before hit 40 yo and not go full hero.

>>WE ARE LEGION !!!
>>>HAHAHA XDDD WE ARE LEGION
>>>EVERYONE ON Jow Forums IS THE SAME
>>>I RULE R9K XDDDDD
cry to your mod buddies some more redd it

>I have 31 yo
Are you retarded?

Notice theres only a single mentally deranged loser in this whole thread bothering everyone.

>single mentally deranged loser in this whole thread
What is your problem friend?

might be someone told to fuck off for being too young the last thread

I'm not retarded, God, my life would be a paradise if I was a retarded since tards can even stick their dicks out on the street and not be framed as sex offenders.

I'm just a man with faith in better days in life who wonder if suicide is better than live, no, suffer for more years. I'm tired of this shit, really tired. All I want is sleep forever and suicide can maybe give this to me.

>What is your problem friend?
Me? Theres been one autist calling everyone faggot the entire thread.

>I'm not retarded
>my life would be a paradise if I was a retarded
you're pretty close redd it spacing fag.

i have a question/problem...so i kind of grow attached to someone i met online in a forum, a girl, i have tried to ghost her and other shit to get her out of my life, but she's actually the only female contact i've had in years. The thing is, i believe this is not doing me any good, because i think im "in love" with her, which i know is stupid, but i can't stop thinking about her and get really depressed when she doesn't messages me or doesn't return my messages.

Such a stupid situation, i know, but try to be in my position with no real female contact for years, i just don't know what to do, any other robots have been through this or similar situations?

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>hook you up with a job

The fuck are you smoking?

>The fuck
What the fuck, stupid nigger.

Not worth it. Either cut her off or kys cuz shell do either to you at the end anyway.

>, but try to be in my position with no real female contact for years, i just don't know what to do, any other robots have been through this
lurk more redd it cock sucker.

>why are you drinking it friend?
I'm bored. Being a wageslave all these years has finally killed my desire to do anything I used to enjoy. I spend my free time thinking about work, and I was hoping that drinking would get me drunk quick so I could stop thinking about owkr at home

No I didnt mean in general I meant why vodka? easily the worst liquor.

Wish I could be a NEET. Still living at home working a shitty job and I've never been more miserable.

How do people even make friends as adults

>and I was hoping that drinking would get me drunk quick so I could stop thinking about owkr at home

Have you tried flavored malt liquor? Like strawberry-flavored? Three of those cans in one night would work pretty well.

>home

read "parents' house"

>>home
>read "parents' house"
yes redd it, that was very obvious

a lot of those coding camps practically guarantee you a job and take a back end out of your salary for a while

I'm just slipping away into alcoholism and I don't fucking care anymore, No friends, no love, whatever. I have a good job, I have plenty of money and I don't have a damn thing to do with any of it. This world is a fuck

every time i start clawing my way out of the depression hole the demons just drag me right back down

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i'm an alcoholic, someone love me please

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posting pictures like that you deserve every bit of hate you get.