"So user, what seems to be the problem?"

>"So user, what seems to be the problem?"

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Your skin colour RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*flails around on bed*
"IM PICKLE RIIICKKKKK"
*Physical restraints applied and IV sedation injected*

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I have jungle fever, I need you to help me take care of it

i have leprosis

>"The only cure is an immediate extraction of fluids. Although I'll warn you it might be painful."

*Looks at name tag* "Have I died and gone to heaven?"

Chocolate heaven

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Your lineage is unbroken. I want to help you solve this problem.

Unironically my favourite ice cream flavour is chocolate so you might be onto something.

Your a whore that's the problem...and a nigger but hey sucks for you right!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Black women are literally the superior race. Imagine grabbing her ponytail and using it as a handle while riding her doggy. Then getting married and having beautiful black babies. Then growing old with her and holding hands while playing with your children in the park. Then finally spending the final moments of our very long lives together in each other's arms

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I have back pain and a sunburn, administer me black medicines please

> holding hands
wow slowdown there

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go here you'll be happier
www.blacked.com

she's a nurse, right?

I mean it says "RN" on her work badge, so why don't you use your critical thinking skills here and try to determine if she is?

my critical thinking skills are impaired by the fact that i am under the influence of tranquilizers

Heres what I found there

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Uh, you're a big girl.

The hottest black girl at my uni who literally looks even hotter than this bitch smiled at me today. She'll probably never date a white guy like me though, seems to be more interested in niggers that are above 6/10. Meanwhile she's only interested in white guys 10/10 and im a 8/10. I just don't get it guys.

I have itchy red marks on my genitals

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why are you dressed as someone who works here

I have man tits
Give me some pills or something to make me less of a shit

my pp is sticking up and it won't go back down

>"I've got an experimental treatment, but it might work."

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cringe, you arent funny please stop trying

You see, I have this hemorrhoid on as my ass and I noticed that when I wipe it burns and is producing this green discharge. Here, let me show you.

>"Get out of my country you dirty coon!"

I had this happen but it was an Asian woman who was younger than me.

>Then getting married and having beautiful black babies.
Literally the only problem I have with interracial marriage/ inter breeding. If all the super dark girls with goddess-tier beauty marry influential white dudes with jungle fever, there will hardly be any left for the next generations of horny whitey. Quite a conundrum - should we leave some of the finest, most fertile dark honeys to be dicked down steady by Chadwick Boseman, Idris Elba type dudes? Or will we have to import hot girls from actual African countries (sounds impractical). What a conundrum.

Oh well, the world will probably end within 100 years, anyway. That won't be enough time to erode the presence of hot chocolate entirely. And what's more, I'm likely going to die alone without ever having a steady sexual partner , let alone a wife and kids. Guess I'll go back to jerking my cock to the ebony tag on various tube sites.

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My ass gets shitty without me farting or pooping.

I'm go about my day, feel an intense itching where the sun doesn't shine, and go to the bathroom, and wipe my ass to reveal a load of shit.

cringe, you aren't cool please stop posting

Same problem for guys who like white chicks (who sleep with tan or dark races)

>black woman
>touching her hair during sex or at all, really
you have a lot to learn, son.

Dicks too big, I might kill someone.

>Black women are literally the superior race.
>Imagine my retarded fantasy

But user
Everytime I think about that I also think how pathetic my 4.5 inch white penis is and how I'll never satisfy them

That my nurse is a retard

i unironically laughed user it's okay don't let the other guy bully you

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I just broke my arm. Not even joking. I had to walk 8 miles with bloodied legs and a broken arm so I could get help.
>TFW my first exam is tomorrow

>hheheh look at min cool fanci humor wowwwww

I'm a dark skinned indian and I've fucked 2 white girls since I turned 18. If every coolie in india managed to do this, then there would be no pure, white women to fuck.

It appears as though I'm ready for my second appointment, penis inspection day was last week.

>white girls sleeping with an indian
Jesus they must've been total whores, ugly, or both.

>she will never be your wife

no fair

You aren't on my dick. This is unprecedented. Unreal. Do your duty to your race

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>touching her hair

Boy man are you naive. You got a painful lesson to learn, son.

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imagine doing all of that but with an asian woman

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I'm here for my prostate exam.

This is literally what most of you new age trendy racists look like.

>Okay user, you have a very serious case here. I'm prescribing 4 Black women, to be taken at least 3 times a day.

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the problem is that i'm not eating that pussy like its strawberry pudding

I IRL kekked. fuck that other faggot

For you in an original form

PLEASE GIVE ME THE SOURCE, I'M LITERALLY BEGGING PLS!!!

DAMMIT
WHY DID MY DICK HAVE TO BE SO SMALL?

I'm seeing Angels

wink wink nudge nudge

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My BWC makes hot black chicks uncontrollably orgasm several times in a row.

Mah dick fell off!

it says tranny-porn. com
you jew

Lol you thinking you can pull a black womans hair shows that you dont know enough to deserve one nice try tho

My white boy dick is just under 5 inches and no considerable girth to make up for it and my most recent girlfriend was black
Broke up bc she was crazy but have received a handful of texts asking if we can still fuck bc she misses it and says I was the best shes had
I also have two dick piercings idk how much that influences her opinion but either way dont feel bad user we can all make it work just do the right things
P.s. get good at eating pussy fr

I've got an affirmative action doctor.

>Tfw white with 7 inches and it's big enough to do the job
Feels good man

You're fucking pathetic. She smiled at you so make a move bitch ass.

[SEMINAL REPARATIONS INTENSIFY]

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Not even stressing tho
Im at peace with the fact that we cant dictate or control our genetic development, and what Ive got is the reason I got gud and women love a man who doesnt just think hes big enough to be good without any second thought or external effort
Gg tho

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That's a good philosophy
Hmm

AWW YEAH SOMEONE POSTED IT

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IT'S TIME FOR AHEGAO

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A tight throat to piss in.

Dumping my folder in reverse order this time.

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theres too much water on this earth

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Just to spice things up.

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I would also like to express how humorous I found this post.
Very.

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I haven't nutted inside a qt black girl

Ugliest dick ive ever seen look like a burn victim

YabbaDabbaDoo
But it's ahegao

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Of course it's ahegao

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That's kinda what I do.

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I'm really nervous talking to girls, but when I talk to a trash girl with tattoos and piercings or a black girl at the BMV, it's really easy, even easier than talking to other men.

Spam ahegao pics, that is.

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Because who doesn't like ahegao?

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Subhumans, that's who.

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How are you resolving captcha that fast???

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Pretty much by definition, in fact.

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I've refined my ability to solve it quickly through my many hours of spamming.

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Now we got one in full color.

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And another, this one pretty relevant to the thread at hand.

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>He doesn't have a Jow Forums pass
Lel

You don't have a Jow Forums pass either, m8.

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neither do you, nigger.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

FUCK YOU R9K YOURE A NIGGER TO

BLACK BORDERS

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posting message
need a message
no ideas

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It's nice to have heart eyes, too.

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Someone stole my bill of good health.

>eyes her suspiciously
>wouldn't know anything about that would you?

ok
we're done here
byebye

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Can you even get a black girl interested in raceplay?
Doesn't seem possible unless they're as fucked up mentally as Ebony?

I do. I just don't feel like looking through my email right now but I actually do have one.

My cock is hard please do something about it