Be me, femanon

Maybe I just spend too much time here. Carry on.

Lubrication also exists.

>intrauterine device
>diaphragm
>female condoms
>get your tubes tied

you have options

IUD coils are hormonal based

Just flush your pussy out with Diet Coke afterwards

Why not just take day after pills every time?

Can't afford an IUD. Not sure if the others might be options. Not getting my tubes tied tho

I have the same thing. I can't jerk off to porn anymore unless it ends with a nut getting busted deep inside.

I'm sterile, hon...

That will wreck your insides

lmao that shit's like fifty bucks a pop

But diet cokes only $1.50 a pop

use VCF. it's a film you put in there and let dissolve. it's super effective

makes your tongue numb tho

not all IUDs are hormonal

some are made of copper because its chemical nature makes it highly toxic to sperm,

>>hate kids, do not ever want children
what use are you as a woman then

Hmmmmmmm but you can drink the coke afterwards though

you know the rules, thot! post nudes with timestamp

yeah sorry i didnt meant to reply specifically to you

what the fuck are you on about with diet coke?

>do not ever want children

Almost every woman that claims this is full of shit. Once your clock ticks you'll catch baby rabies.
Then when you get pregnant, instinct will take over and you'll want the kid. You'll be fine.

I'm a sterile male, I will creampie you user, I am a 26 year old virgin without a job, but if you tell me I can lose my virginity I will just use my creditcard to come to you

that stuff makes my vag itch. i'd get an iud. except the copper one is supposed to make your periods really bad. pretty much all the birth controls suck in some way. except for condoms but men are bitches about that

Its cheap and Ive heard of it working before

>men are bitches about that
because you don't feel shit while wearing them

No

My parents should have never had me and I do not want to bring a child into this world

It's fine OP, if you do ever get pregnant and have the kid, your brain literally changes so that you'll love it.

>hate kids, do not ever want children
You're a roastie whore and I can't believe I'm replying to this b8.

How old are you and where you from?
I'm 26 and sterile and wouldn't mind pumping you full of cum.

get a small spiral, better than condoms and far better than anti baby pill. My gf did it and it's fucking fantastic. Using condoms was the worst thing ever, especially because it broke sometimes because of my huge dick

you're in your mid-twenties tops

Be careful it may be LARPing

I have a vasectomy. You can respond with your girlfriend application and I'll see what I can do.

>tfw 25
>mfw

But no seriously I will never spawn a child from my pussy

C-section then? Smart it keeps your pussy nice.

What state/province do you live in OP?

Getcha tubes tied then i suppose?

I really can't wait to have kids, have creampie, pregnancy, and mommy (NOT SHOTA THOUGH) fetishes :3

5 years user

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Washington State

I.Do.Not.Want.To.Raise.A.Child.Ever.

Every robot I've "dated" has been a disaster

Get a guy that'll get a vasectomy. Problem solved. It worked for my sister.

Does your sister have a creampie fetish and if so how do you know that

>Be me, maleanon.
>Have creampie fetish.
>Have impregnation fetish.
>Sex with another man is degenerate.
>:(

She was a total slut back in the 90's. She took auto shop, got a B, and still doesn't know how to change her own oil.

And before you ask no I will not hook you up.

>tfw ywn creampie a social outcast slightly below average looking fembot and live the fantasy of filling her insides with your seed so a messed kid who carries both of your flaws is created inside her disgustingly delicious body
I would give a kidney to breed an ugly fembot

You're too far away anyway and I agree with you that this place usually harbors physically ugly people with mental disorders, so they're not the best candidates for dating.

There's still two other sterile people in the thread. At your age, there's not too many people like that around unless you start dating fathers who already had kids. I suppose your best option would be to make a dating profile and mention that you don't want kids and you're looking for someone that has a vasectomy. Otherwise just time your fertile cycles and hope for the best or lower your body fat to the point where you no longer have periods.