School shooter achievement thread? School shooter achievement thread

>BLEACHED.COM
Teabag Tyrone's corpse

>Bond. James Bond.
Wear a tuxedo on the day of the rampage

>Greetings from Sodom and Gomorrah
Set a pipe bomb inside the Gay-Straight Alliance club

>Mama told me never stop until I bust a nut
Make 5 clean groin shots using a 9mm

>I like big guns and I can not lie
Start the rampage with no pistols

>Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Start the rampage while under the influence of psychedelics

>Caught slippin'
Slip in front of everyone before the shooting

>I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow these trees down
Target only the stoners in the shooting

>Blue screen of death
Start the shooting inside the computer lab

>Guns and roses
Shoot your crush who rejected you the day before

>Dora the explorer
Kill 3 fleeting hispanic girls outside the school

>Dirty Sanchez
Use your victim's blood to draw a mustache on your face

>You ain't got no style, mothaf*cka.
Kill 6 white kids with autism shoes

>Say hello to my little friend
Execute your bully using a pocket pistol

>Austin 3:16 says I just wooped your ass
Recite a Bible verse before killing the entire science class

>Explosive diarrhea
Use a shotgun to execute students hiding in the bathroom

>Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
Kill 12 black ghetto students

>Girls' night out
Target only women

>Anime profile pictures, huh?
Use a katana to execute the entire anime club

>Guitar Hero
Use an acoustic guitar as a weapon during the rampage

>Gold digger
Kill stacy using a shovel

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The last time we made one of these threads the valentines day shooting happened, are you implying something op?

>Hanging wedgie
Hang your bully's corpse on the school flag pole

>We didn't start the fire
Set the entire school on fire during the rampage

>Oompa loompa doopity doo
Kill at least 5 fat people during the rampage

>We're all gonna make it brahs
Be under the influence of steroids during the rampage

>The bell doesn't dismiss you... I DO!
Start the rampage 30 minutes before school ends

>Farm the rice pay the price
Shoot every remaining asian in the school

>Who can relate? wooooo!
Kill 5 girls with color dyed tumblr hair and self harm scars

>But darling I'll still catch a grenade for you!
Execute 3 couples using only grenades

>Rock 'n' roll
Use a heavy object to inflict a seizure to a student

>Sausage fest
Target only males during the rampage

>System of a down
Recruit a kid with down syndrome as your shooting partner during the rampage

>Tina you fat lard come get some DINNER
Kill 3 SJWs with an AR-15 in one magazine

>Houston, we have a problem
Push a student from the second story window

>I'm the king of the world
Shoot police and SWAT team members from the rooftop of the school

>You're gonna need a bigger boat
Kill the biggest athelete in school

>Here's Johnny!
Break down 3 locked classroom doors

>Oi, ye got a loicense fo tha-h think?
Bring an automatic rifle to the rampage

>Lactose intolerant
Target only the alt right in the rampage

did that really happened?
originally of course

>Allau akbar at the snack bar
Become a suicide bomber and target the muslim students in the cafeteria during lunch

>MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY
Get 6 bulleye torso kills targeting only women

>Always something there to remind me
Cut out one your victim's face and use it as a mask during the rampage

>Did I mention I'm a vegetarian?
Paralyze 10 people with gunshot wounds

>Mumble rap
Shoot up the special ed room first

>Gen Zyklon
Kill only the freshman

>That really blew my mind
Execute yourself after the shooting

>90s as F*CK! Old schooool!
Mimic the apperence of either Dylan Klebold or Eric Harris during the shooting

>Love your neighbor
Execute your bully using a crucifix necklace

>I want to be a billionaire so f*cking bad
Beat the all time high score

>The little engine that could
Run over 10 students with a '95 Honda Civic

>Your thong is showing
Kill any student in antifa

>Shake it up all night!
Use only a chainsaw during the rampage

>You better call me platonic sonic
Shoot the school in a Sonic the Hedgehog costume

>A Real Human Bean
Wear the same silver jacket from the movie Drive during the rampage

>I love the smell of Napalm in the morning
Start the shooting using molotov cocktails before school starts

>See you later, space cowboy
Spare the loner quiet kid

>TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW
Kill all the rich students

>But first let me take a selfie!
Upload a Snapchat of you next to a dead corpse with the dog filter

Hello FBI, how can we help you?

I love these threads, they get so creative

>Party like it's 1999
Convince a friend to join you

>Jack in a box
Sneak around the school in a massive box and when someone opens it go nuts

Yeah, it was this year, nikolas cruz was the shooter, thread had over a hundred posts

>THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT
hold a puppet show mid shooting

Can someone please make this a game with these achievements
Its fucking hilarious

>Dakka Dakka Literature Club!
Kill all members of the literature club.

>Rampage
Repel the SWAT assault.

>Can't dodge the rodge
Carry out your carnage from the safety of your car

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Fuck, these are good. Keep posting.

>Holocuast
Kill minority students(Jews, Gypsies, blacks,etc) by using Zyklon B Gas after you lock them up in the classroom

>Don't you forget about me
Tell everyone your name is Inigo Montoya and to prepare to die

>Deus Volt
Kill Muslim students by using a same type of that was used by crusaders longsword,

Bump for hilarity

Y know I wonder if they made a school shooting simulator if school shootings would actually decrease.

Or not a simulator cause they have one of those but just a straight up game. You could release the tension at home.

>Stage: Terminal 4 five
Execute the kids who survived cancer

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>Black Mirror
Kill students by hitting them with any turned off electronic devices with minitor

but the will make the shooter crave for something "real" after countless of simulations

This is why the FBI will shut this place down, stop while you can.

>Its High Noon
Kill 6 students by using revolver with 6 bullets, while not missing even one shot

>Fishing with Saddam
Blow two different classes with hand granades.

>Nigger nigger chicken dinner
Shoot the entire basketball team on the cafeteria.

>Anarchy in the class room
Shoot only teachers and principal.

>School spirit
(this one is tricky and needs preparation)
>Train for month to be allowed as the team mascot.
>Once the team is playing the big game, during the half time show pull out a modified auto with extra mag capacity and shoot at the people in the tribunes.

I play gayass first person shooters every day of my life and I have 0 desire to shoot people irl or even to own a gun.
If someone wants to do it, a game won't be what convinced them.

>Smell like teen spirit
Let dead bodies of teen students rot by pouring maggots and other disgusting stuff to the dead bodies

>Beta Uprising
kill every Chad and Stacy in your school
preferably, recruit betas to join you

You're a fag. This thread is funny.

>A Nimble Navigator
Create a human centipede out of your still alive victims

>I don't know whose trolling who anymore
Wear both a MAGA cap and a I'm with Her shirt

>If a nerd gets shot and nobody hears it, did it really happen?
Kill 5 people before the school goes into a panic

>xXxFAZE|MLG_PEPE420N05C0P3xXx
Do a 360 no scope

>IT'S HIIIIIGH NOON
Kill 3 students within 2 seconds of drawing your gun

>Megadeth
Destroy entire school building and kill everyone including yourself by the strong bomb

>Paygap Payback
Kill 0.75 men for every 1 women killed

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Found the roast beef sammich

what's the point of a thread if you're not having fun?

>Absolutely no tactical advantage
Use a gun with engravings on it

>Pretty Good
Dual wield two revolvers

>Unlimited Power
Electrocute someone

>American Psycho
Complete shooting without being recognized

>Yellow Fever
Target Asians exclusively

>Wakanda Forever
Spare all blacks

>All Shooters are White
Be half white

>Girl Power
Be a woman

>Is that a JoJo reference?
Kill someone using only you're fists

>dindu nuthin
Get shot by the police while unarmed

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Are you retarded?
It literally Says kill more women

>ITS HAPPENING
Make edgy political jokes while killing students based on their identity

>Thot Patrol
Kill all girls who expose their shoulders

>Wear both a MAGA cap and a I'm with Her shirt
This one is breddy gud bro

Sorry I was too triggered to read

>The DJ
Play a shooting themed song like pumped up kicks on the school intercom system whilst you do the deed.

>Sam Hyde
Get away with it
>Samir Alhyidi
Get away with it in the name of Islam
>Samantha Hyde
Get away with it while cross dressing

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>The Grinch
Make a pepe reference for the world to hear.

>Crime and Punishment
Kill old teacher by using an axe

>Awshitz
Sport a nazi armband for style points

>Got em
Have 10 wounded die in the hospital

>Rodger that
Kill 15 Stacies

>His name was Tyler Virgin
Wear nothing but a fur coat and boxers and blow up the school

>Doesn't matter had sex
Rape a girl before the SWAT breach

>The reporter
Make a post during the shooting

What was his gamerscore?

>clark kent
ditch your clothes and don a disguise to blend in

Yeah, I saw the thread the day before the shooting

>The good the bad the ugly
Kill a teachers pet, mischievous student and a fellow incel before reloading your clip

>the pussy slayer
Shoot a roastie in the pussy but allow her to live, she will have no value in the world anymore being pussyless.

>>The little engine that could
>Run over 10 students with a '95 Honda Civic
Pleb taste m8. You should try it with a Dodge Challenger

>Happy Hour
Ranpage while completely plastered
>Ahoy Matey!
Use a rocket launcher dressed up as a pirate
>Furrcoius
Wear a fur suit on the day of the rampage
>Class Clown
Dress up as a clown on the day of the rampage
>Bully
Shove a kid into a locker
>You smoke fags?
Waste the entire LGBT club
>First Class Flight to Heaven
Throw a kid down a flight of stairs and waste him in the stairwell

>Little Pig, Little Pig
Blast open three classroom doors in a row with explosives

>Now That's What I Call Music
Play a shooting affiliated song during the shooting(Extra points for Kids with Guns or Pumped Up Kicks)

>I Guess You Could Say...We Had Beef
or alternatively
>Choked the Chicken
Exclusively target Ag kids

I'm sorry they're tasteless and I saw someone did one similar to my second. I like my name better though so pffft

Chesmistry lesson
>eliminate 5 stacies with chemicals obtained in the science lab

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> The Supreme Gentleman

Kill all Chads and sexually attractive females with dual-weild katanas whilst wearing a Prada fedora

>the virgin chad
Allow a fellow robot to join in.

>No guts no glory
Gut open a bully with a knife

>2 birds, one gun
Kill 2 students with in half a second with only a pistol

>Ghost in a shell
Use a shotgun, and kill at least 12 students with in 3 seconds

>Say hello to the camera
Taunt the security camera before killing

>Animal Control
Kill 2 police dogs

>Devil May Cry
Execute at least 3 goth/emo students

>Band Geek
Kill off the whole band class

God dammnit. I bet retarded roastie journalists and kikes are already in here drafting up a "sensationalist" report.

good job cunts

you know the archive link?

Its not real, we're all normies IRL with jobs and loving families.

>No guts no glory
And I thought they smelled bad
on the outside

>Look Mom I'm on TV!
Film the whole shooting with a go pro and post it on YouTube before An Heroing

>Rodger That
>You Smoke Fags?

>Jigsaw
Torture a student in shop class with a powertool

>Noob Combo
Throw a flashbang into a class before storming it

>Supersoaker
Douse a person in gasoline with a watergun, then light him on fire

>Communist uprising
Kill everyone selling chocolate or candy at school

>Burn out
Start a fire at school and shoot the people as they evacuate

>Harpoon the whale
Kill an obese girl with a knife

>Trap shooting
Kill a tranny with a shotgun

>Collateral damage
Cause more then 100k worth of property damage

>Just a drill
Start your shooting during a lockdown drill

>Deus Ex Machina
Gun jams before shooting somebody

>Going Native
Kill someone usung a bow and arrow

>CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS
Commit shooting wearing only your underpants

>Sequelitis
Commit shooting at a previously shot up school

>Straight A Student
Hit more than 90% of your shots

>You changed your hair, so what?
Dye your hair blonde for the shooting

>BEGONE THOT
Kill all sluts

>Did we just become best friends?
Team up with a shooter who coincidentally began their shooting on the same day as you

>Man of Steel
Follow through with shooting after being shot

>Wermacht
Wear a Nazi uniform

>I'm so fucked up...
Masturbate during shooting

>my twisted world
Release a manifesto before the shooting.

kekked hard at these

then that means they don't know what an inside joke means

>Old School

Complete the Rampage wearing "Natural Selection" or "Wrath" T-Shirt

>him
Best do it to roasties instead, these whores wouldn't be able to live with themselves if they had a disfigured face in todays selfie age.

> Say Hello to my little friend

Use a fully automatic submachine gun to kill 30 or more students whilst being 5ft8 or shorter

Alright virgins CNN here, what are your demands?

>Invisible menace
Shoot from the top of a tree in the school yard thru the windows using a suppresor and scope

>Chaotic Neutral
Use only pipe bombs

>Disdain for plebs
Kill only the poor kids on school.

>CNN Festival
Send a mail to CNN giving the most bullshit and autistic reasons for the school shooting.

>last man standing
Survive for 20 min after the swat arrival
>FUCKING REPORTERS GET OUT OF MY MASSACRE
Force the news helicopter out of the school
>wallhacking
Score 15 kills from the other side of a wall
>FOR THE MOTHERLAND BLYAT
Only bring guns, clothes and everything else that have been manufactured in russia
>just like Theodore Roosevelt said
Lock all exist before you begin
>just like Theodore Roosevelt said #2
Score 8 kills with traps. All traps must be used
>eat lead
Start the shooting during the interval
>me? Never
Make it look like that another student started the shooting
>feel envious, nikolas
Blend in between the other students after most of them escaped

I want to be loved and I want 100,000 dollars

>stampede
One student dies by trampling in rush to get out of school

>big guy
Kill the guy who has a speech impediment
>dr pavel
Break the neck of the school nurse
>you don't get to bring friends
Don't let anyone call the police
>first one to talk
let someone go to tell the tale
>he didn't fly so good
Throw someone of the roof
>a lot of loyalty
hire a gunman mid shooting
>it doesn't matter who we are
Work with a showdow organisation
>if I pull that off
Remove a tards oxeygen mask
>for you
Experience something extremely painful
>master plan
Let yourself get caught just to escape again
>with no survivors
Leave no one alive
>one of us in the wreckage brother
Frame someone who idolises you
>nows not the time for fear
Don't poop yourself

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>Live Fast, Die Young, Leave Multiple Corpses
Take enough amphetamines to live for 5 minutes, then kill 35 students

>The Big Bang Theory
Kill 10 students with a bomb that you had them run to by using a smaller bomb

>Who wants bacon?
Kill 10 SWAT with a flamethrower you didn't use yet

>OMG camping fgt get skill plz
Kill 10 cops without changing locations while dressed in a gay pride outfit

>Is this post-irony?
Start a shooting with a No to School Violence shirt

>Society Owes Me
Kill all students that owe you money

>Ahh, After 10,000 Years I'm Free! It's Time To Conquer Earth!
Accumulate 10,000 years of prison time

>Slasher Movie
No guns, only use blunt weapons

>Spartans don't die, they're just missing in action.
Survive the SWAT assault and manage to escape and vanishes for another shooting.

>The Brink

Kill 6 SWAT Team members with your secondary pistol while your vision is flashing red

>Inside Job
Commit a massacre as a TEACHER

extend g4 of mlp

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The last time there was a thread like this that literal amerimutt shot up Florida like one day after. Are you a cia nigger op?

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>Jim Jones
Poison the water supply as a fail safe

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>Ghosted
This is fucking hard to pull. Kill everyone, and run away as far a you can. Get a new identity, have some cash on you and live somewhere else.

>some of you guys are alright
warn your internet buds the day before the massacre

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>He Was a Good Boy

Complete the shooting in Blackface

Holy shit I was just about to post something like that.
>the achievement whore
Make a school shooter achievement thread before the shooting.

>History Lesson
Whip a black person before killing them

>The Frickin' Frogs Are Turning Gay
Poison the water supply with fatal amounts of estrogen/HRT shit

>They'll Hunt Him, Because He Can Take It
Evade the K-9 units for 10 minutes dressed as Batman

>Still Going to Heaven, BTW
Convert to Christianity before your shooting ends

>Stereotypical
Wear a trench coat and spare only people in trench coats

>florida
who fucking cares? thats a shithole state.
they probably all wanted to die anyways.

>Old school
Curve stomp a student

>red dawn
distribute all your bullets equally among the socialist students

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>call me etzio
Excecute 10 students without triggering an alarm

>smells like... victory!
Kill a student with napalm

>thanos
Kill half the student body

>twice the faces, twice the fun
Decide students fates with a coin flip

>captain Ahab
Kill the fattest white girl in the school


>KOSOVO JE SERBIA
Target only Muslims

>slippery snake
Hide in a cardboard box

>reaper
Escape undetected

>Baba Yaga
Kill three students with a fucking pencil