Omegle thread

lmaooo is that the best u hav?
i'm literally receiving nudes rn from girls you can only dream of communicating with
find comfort in ur shit roasts

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>being a degenerate is the peak if my existence
imagine being this sad and pathetic

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>literally receives nudes from dream girls
>comes begging Jow Forums for Omegle qt grills

Stay delusional kiddo.

bumping thread because i'm going to start lurking omegle now

r9k, r9komegle, robot9001, Jow Forums

bumping again because we need some more lads up in here

got enough qt lads in this thread user

I'm an ugly lad, thank you very much.

>cant talk to people from north america and europe with this tag
HEEEEELLLLP

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Omegle sucks now that flintposting is dead

have you considered being less of a fag? It might help in Omegle searches.

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this is exactly why i dont turn my cam on

didn't work so well 4u tho did it

bc ure a pussy?

well, i guess they do say you are what you eat

u eat cowards?
kek beta

>receiving nudes
>thinks hes alpha
Lmk when you see a vagina that's not behind a screen or in a textbook

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took u 3 hours to think of a response?
typical muzzie
excuse me while I kek @ u

KEK! laughinghorse.png

>took u 3 hours to think of a response?
Of course, that's how long it usually takes me to have sex

your dad fucks you for that long?

KEK! REKT!

Why, at the single mention of the word 'sex', do you automatically envision a young boy getting fucked by his father? Are you that emotionally fucked in the head that the only image of love you can muster from the deepest abscesses of your subconscious is one of a man fucking his son?

I weep for sad s o y b o y s like you and the faggy existence you will certainly endure

R E K T

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why, at the single mention of you getting fucked by your dad, did you automatically out yourself as a little boy?

are you a little boy?
little faggy boy?
lil faggy faggy cockchops?

KEK!

You're the one that keeps mentioning fathers fucking their sons...either you're the faggiest Oedipus impersonator or you have a serious case against your dad to take to Child Protective Services

Good luck. I can't imagine you'll ever live a normal life but at least you can try

you sound a bit upset there user

must be from the 3 hour ordeal of your little boyhole being anally rekt by your dad.

Stay mad user

>cockchops

jej

expect that guy to keep replying to you after being ruined like that.

Whats this qt's name?
inb4 you say i'm him, frankly that makes you pathetic for saying that.

Settle down gaywad.

>upset
>mad
Sounds like youre projecting user. Im having a great night defiling a qt and phoneposting and youre butthurt about your dad

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charge your phone you poor beta fuck

KEK

is somebody who's not an autist going to reply to me and tell me his name... again inb4 faggots say i'm him

Is that really all you got? Youre pathetic

you still mad huh

shoulda charged your phone while your dad was fucking you, woulda saved you the aggro

KEK!

inb4 faggot who got fucked by his dad replies to me because he knows i've rekt him

Judging by how unoriginal your comebacks are and your lack of trips and dubs, Id say youre the (((mad))) one

im livestreaming melee for omegle people but they keep disconnecting because i wont take my clothes off

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never mind that, did you see me rekt the little boy who got fucked by his dad?

yeah i saw it, you sure toasted him, may I engae in fornication with you?

i'm not gonna lie im only here for the melee

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Nah, already got a few qt grillfriends, don't need more, kudos

you're not getting much melee on an omegle thread are you dear, begone thot

I bring the melee
the melee is in all of our hearts

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>being suggestive with a ''show us where he touched you'' doll

no srs, be gone

You can throw a fit all you want, I'm here to shit up your internet forum and there's nothing you can do about it

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>thinking bumping the thread is shitting up my internet forum

where do these dumb roasties even come from???

>stop posting
>stop posting
>bahahaha you thought i wanted you to stop posting? you ignoring my tantrum gave me exactly what i asked for
i'm gonna call your mom and tell her you're being bad

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Calling me a dumb roastie?
in front of everyone? ha!
shut the hell up, you have not won this
i can't think of a witty response but that still doesn't mean you've won, now fuck u

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I'm on omegle and nobody yet has called me a fag, so I think I'm beyond being shaken by text insults of faggotry

lol you made her look pretty foolish user
not very gentlemanly tho
should be ashamed!

Even though you're a faggot, I haven't seen this particular form of cat shit in a while, so I felt nostalgia. Otherwise pls KYS

Are there really a lot of users on there?

>tfw neet
>tfw only form of social interaction is through omegle
>tfw got autobanned

i'm going to kms

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>az

who do you main?

Use a VPN and no killing yourself

vpn's don't work you virgin

too lazy, death is the only answer.

Stop with the reddit fucking faggot shit, dumbass bitch nigger

If your too lazy to get .com that means you'd also be too lazy to kill yourself, which is a good thing.

A-a-alfie?

Its ur old bro

>you need to have a le witty response or you lose
>not reddit
Jesus christ you are actually retarded

mewtwo, unironically

that was my second guess

I fucking love mewtwo though, if he wasn't so garbage I'd main him in a heartbeat.

I still miss her, bros

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>got banned after talking to the blackest man alive

what the fuck happened to this site man

reeeeeeeeeeee
he's a good character I swear, he's just really hard to use
youtube.com/watch?v=bBKXYqjUsfs
i'm garbage so I make him look garbage, but here's one of my sets against the top seed at a local if you want to see some shitty mewtwo gameplay

is this a cringe thread? fucks sake this is a new low for this board.

sageru!

some of the anons who go on omegle are based
NEETbuddy is best boi

Yeah some are

At least you took a game off of a marth

You should practice using more upthrows and fairs/djc fairs against fastfallers. I spent 90% of my time playing mewtwo just grinding that shit out against fastfallers and you can literally get like a guaranteed 50-60 percent combo off of a good tech read.

nice trips
i get you, i've been playing mewtwo for a year (i don't get to go out to tournaments very often so it doesn't show :() so i'm familiar with most everything regarding the character, I just still struggle with the falco matchup. i'd go for more upthrow but it doesn't combo above 30% and the top plat on bf can fuck it up even under 30 unfortunately. i definitely still have a ways to go.

If you need falco practice get on netplay literally everyone on the west coast plays falco.

yeup, i'm in the process of getting a netplay rig together right now, i have a pc put together but it won't boot into bios for whatever reason (already changed all the parts and tried it with different ram/without the graphics card). i had a working netplay pc before this but the fbi seized it, probably because they were scared of how good i was going to get at melee.

who is your main, by the way? i've been meaning to ask but i keep forgetting

I'm drunk but I'm coming on now

fox/falco

I've been playing for almost 2 years but I've only been to like 4 tournaments and I think I've reached the point where netplay can only help me so much and I should go to more weekly tourneys. Its kinda hard to get motivated since everyone in socal is so good even if you can get to silver or gold on netplay you'll probably still go 1-2 or 2-2 at best in locals.

that is a tough position to be in, socal is crazy
you should totally start going to more locals though! it's a great social experience, if nothing else, i've met a lot of really cool people through it. and who knows, maybe you'll surprise yourself and go on a crazy tear.

who is she? i always see her picture

I doubt it but I've already decided I'm going to be the best in the world or die trying. Good luck with maining mewtwo.

I am now lurking. Probably a waste of time...

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Do you want a SoCal boy to fuck your ass, perchance?

do you mean literally fuck my ass or "fuck my ass?"

I honestly don't understand the difference...

if you love reddit so much user go back there
after youre done being fucked by your dad ofc

Please talk to me you fucks, jesus christ...

i've seen 4 nocams maximum, and all have skipped me without talking, so stop being a faggot.

Are you a grill?
Organi banani

nah just more attractive than you
KEK!

im a qt grill who wants to chat

just got told by a moderator that this girl has been banned for breaking the rules

i wonder who did that... kek xD

Out here respecting women

It's been at least 8 hours since my last bump, so come talk to me before I fall asleep (usually around 10am Pacific)