Talk to me as if i was a girl please

talk to me as if i was a girl please

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u a dumbass nigger kys hoe

Get back in the kitchen but before you do lick my ass clean.

*awkward silence + avoid eye contact*

Hey bb, how are you? ;9

>talk to me as if i was a girl please
kill yourself tranny scum

Are you ready to be a single mom?

what's wrong user?
i'm good, how are you~?
speak up user! hehe
no thanks

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>Hi mam, what abortion package do you want? The standard, premium or deluxe fetus flamer?

why would i be a single mom, user?
i'm not even pregnant

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Fellas c'mon he clearly means this:
Tits or get the fuck out

Show bob And vagenA plesiosaur

Hi, nice to meet you! How was your day?
this is how i, a robot, treat women, i have been programmed by feminism to treat them all how i would treat men
please be patient i have autism

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Hello BITCH, ready to get your pussy pounded?

sorry, you can't see my boobs!
nice to meet you too~! my day was swell, how about yours?

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wanna watch a disturbing porno of simba x venusaur on friday?

n-no thanks... i think i'll pass...

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My day was very good, femanon. I did the usual sleeping, eating, and playing video games. I enjoyed myself very much. Picture related is something I have been working on.

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>sorry, you can't see my boobs!

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I can't believe this was the 10th reply. What the fuck happened to this board?

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very... interesting art, user. i like it, i think~!

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oo-oops, i slipped! please don't look!!

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the VAGNE

i said d-don't look!

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now sho bobs miss

n-no user! i am not to be lewded!

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Origamemelersmhtbhfam

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faguette man

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don't test me, or you may not like what happens~!

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have you had your period this month yet femanon?

h-helo ggirl can can we be girlfrie no no, friend?
i like to, to, i like to watch a-anime and, i like to watch anime yeah

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you can't just ask a girl that out of the blue!!
sure! we can be friends!

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Lessoriginalmeme.jpg

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>talk to me as if i was a girl please
Okay but why?

because i'm a girl, user

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What's a pretty little thing like you doing in a place like this?

Don't you have hrt to take and suicide plans to make?

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y-yay, than k, thank you f-for beyn fren with me, me, thank y-you, you.
w-what are, what, do we, what do we do n-now

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i don't take hrt! i'm a girl!
we just be friendly and do friend things

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Why the fuck are you here for? Just to shit on us robots? or do you want to collect as many o us so they can fund your college tuition you fucking roastie. Don't you have any honor you disgusting attention whoring harlet

the implication is that i was going to make you a single mom you dumb fag

l-like what do w-we, like what are, what do we do fr-friend thing?

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b-but... th-that's... no!
i just came here to make friends!
we can hold hands and go shopping for a start!

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Well yeah but why does that matter? If you made an interesting thread id talk to you the same way whether you were a girl or boy, so why do I need to know you're a girl

I wonder if OP has an erection from this

This is probably the closest you'll ever get to interacting with a girl. Cherish it.

Also show titties and buttocks

i just wanted to talk to people and i wanted them to know i'm a girl!
i'm a girl, silly!
i'm not showing you any of that!

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i-i like han howdin, b-but but, if i, but can i showed, if u showed me, ur if, u showed me yo-your pup-pusy i, i c-could s-show, i could, show u, m-my w-, my willyy

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>we can hold hands

fucking whore

I know I have an erection from this.

show boytitties or else I'll come over there and beat the fuck out of you.

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u-umm i don't think i'm ready for that... sorry

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ExtraChromozone#7312 add me on discord

Okay I guess, sorry for bothering you then.

Off my board succubus

no problem~! have a nice day user~!

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I'm coming over then and I'm gonna spank the hell out of you, faggot.

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wha-what, what do yu meean. iz its bucos im retard, beconsz im retrurded h-huh?
ch-ched, chad s-sent my, chad sent me, th-thus picture of, of you any-anyw-way.
l-looks, looks to me like, like youre redy, ready for, f-for ch-chad and b-b-b-brads wi-willy!

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Doubt it
Well OP is probably a man so you might be gay

>gay thread gets even gayer with trapposting faggots speaking in furry and porn
I fucking hate this board

please d-don't
wh-who is that? they look like me... but it's not me! i swear!
there's nothing gay about talking to a girl!
no traps, furries or porn here!

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too late faggot, I'm driving to Japan as we speak, your ass is gonna look like a tomato when I'm done with it.

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Well if you insist you're a girl
and it is just talking anyway
But saying there's no traps furries or porn, what is this?

u-uhh... a tomato...? please don't

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those posts aren't mine!

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*sneaks up behind you and gives you a big hug*
good morning!

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never thought I'd see someone rp using my waifu as a catalyst, this is surreal.

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quit telling me not to, you obviously want it since you still haven't posted your tits, faggot.

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good morning~!
welcome~!

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i-i'm not going to lewd myself just for you, user...

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Post feet pics, roastie whore

w-why would i post pictures of my feet...?

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True but they're there making them your responsibility

Fuck off foot fetishist, your degeneracy is not welcome here

what am i supposed to do about it, user? it's not like i can just delete them. just pretend they aren't there!

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what the fuck do you think he wants a picture of your feet for? Daft cunt, it's sad too because if you were actually attractive and not a 400lbs male you'd most likely willingly show off this shit, but because you're a gross slob larping as a girl you wont, fuck off now thank you.

TITS OR GTFO CUNT
Also do you have discord?

w-what did he mean by this...? are you ok user? i'm here for you!

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Will you be my friend, user? I'll try to
be a great friend

of course, user! we can definitely be friends

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could you be my out of character friend where we'd slowly grow closer and end up being a cute gay couple?

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sup beeches
chad warden here

wii more Iike pee

b-but i'm a girl, user... sorry!

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straight up Iookin like a dildo
girls can't have penises sorry :(

then be my "girl"friend where we'd slowly get closer and become a normal loving couple

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sorry, i don't like lewd relationships...
i don't have a peepee!

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Tell me about yourself and ask any questions you'd like

u problubly hav a stinky pussy

who said anything about lewd, just headpats and handholding
if you're feeling really frisky i might even kiss your cheek!!

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well, i like to collect things and browse the internet!
... that's about it.
that's not very nice!

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w-where do you live, user...? just wondering hehe...

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the United Kingdom unfortunately

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aw, so far away... i'm in canada

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>that's not very nice!
buuut its trwoooo!!~

Same here honestly, we have similar hobbies I guess. What do you look for in friends?

th-that's terrible!
i guess we can't be lovers...

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i look for people i can depend on and vent to... that's about! i'm not too picky
maybe in another life, my friend

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I think I could be dependable, and you can definitely vent to me

that sounds nice, where do you live, user?

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