talk to me as if i was a girl please
Talk to me as if i was a girl please
u a dumbass nigger kys hoe
Get back in the kitchen but before you do lick my ass clean.
*awkward silence + avoid eye contact*
Hey bb, how are you? ;9
>talk to me as if i was a girl please
kill yourself tranny scum
Are you ready to be a single mom?
what's wrong user?
i'm good, how are you~?
speak up user! hehe
no thanks
>Hi mam, what abortion package do you want? The standard, premium or deluxe fetus flamer?
why would i be a single mom, user?
i'm not even pregnant
Fellas c'mon he clearly means this:
Tits or get the fuck out
Show bob And vagenA plesiosaur
Hi, nice to meet you! How was your day?
this is how i, a robot, treat women, i have been programmed by feminism to treat them all how i would treat men
please be patient i have autism
Hello BITCH, ready to get your pussy pounded?
sorry, you can't see my boobs!
nice to meet you too~! my day was swell, how about yours?
wanna watch a disturbing porno of simba x venusaur on friday?
n-no thanks... i think i'll pass...
My day was very good, femanon. I did the usual sleeping, eating, and playing video games. I enjoyed myself very much. Picture related is something I have been working on.
>sorry, you can't see my boobs!
I can't believe this was the 10th reply. What the fuck happened to this board?
very... interesting art, user. i like it, i think~!
oo-oops, i slipped! please don't look!!
the VAGNE
i said d-don't look!
now sho bobs miss
n-no user! i am not to be lewded!
Origamemelersmhtbhfam
faguette man
don't test me, or you may not like what happens~!
have you had your period this month yet femanon?
h-helo ggirl can can we be girlfrie no no, friend?
i like to, to, i like to watch a-anime and, i like to watch anime yeah
you can't just ask a girl that out of the blue!!
sure! we can be friends!
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>talk to me as if i was a girl please
Okay but why?
because i'm a girl, user
What's a pretty little thing like you doing in a place like this?
Don't you have hrt to take and suicide plans to make?
y-yay, than k, thank you f-for beyn fren with me, me, thank y-you, you.
w-what are, what, do we, what do we do n-now
i don't take hrt! i'm a girl!
we just be friendly and do friend things
Why the fuck are you here for? Just to shit on us robots? or do you want to collect as many o us so they can fund your college tuition you fucking roastie. Don't you have any honor you disgusting attention whoring harlet
the implication is that i was going to make you a single mom you dumb fag
l-like what do w-we, like what are, what do we do fr-friend thing?
b-but... th-that's... no!
i just came here to make friends!
we can hold hands and go shopping for a start!
Well yeah but why does that matter? If you made an interesting thread id talk to you the same way whether you were a girl or boy, so why do I need to know you're a girl
I wonder if OP has an erection from this
This is probably the closest you'll ever get to interacting with a girl. Cherish it.
Also show titties and buttocks
i just wanted to talk to people and i wanted them to know i'm a girl!
i'm a girl, silly!
i'm not showing you any of that!
i-i like han howdin, b-but but, if i, but can i showed, if u showed me, ur if, u showed me yo-your pup-pusy i, i c-could s-show, i could, show u, m-my w-, my willyy
>we can hold hands
fucking whore
I know I have an erection from this.
show boytitties or else I'll come over there and beat the fuck out of you.
u-umm i don't think i'm ready for that... sorry
ExtraChromozone#7312 add me on discord
Okay I guess, sorry for bothering you then.
Off my board succubus
no problem~! have a nice day user~!
I'm coming over then and I'm gonna spank the hell out of you, faggot.
wha-what, what do yu meean. iz its bucos im retard, beconsz im retrurded h-huh?
ch-ched, chad s-sent my, chad sent me, th-thus picture of, of you any-anyw-way.
l-looks, looks to me like, like youre redy, ready for, f-for ch-chad and b-b-b-brads wi-willy!
Doubt it
Well OP is probably a man so you might be gay
>gay thread gets even gayer with trapposting faggots speaking in furry and porn
I fucking hate this board
please d-don't
wh-who is that? they look like me... but it's not me! i swear!
there's nothing gay about talking to a girl!
no traps, furries or porn here!
too late faggot, I'm driving to Japan as we speak, your ass is gonna look like a tomato when I'm done with it.
Well if you insist you're a girl
and it is just talking anyway
But saying there's no traps furries or porn, what is this?
u-uhh... a tomato...? please don't
those posts aren't mine!
*sneaks up behind you and gives you a big hug*
good morning!
never thought I'd see someone rp using my waifu as a catalyst, this is surreal.
quit telling me not to, you obviously want it since you still haven't posted your tits, faggot.
good morning~!
welcome~!
i-i'm not going to lewd myself just for you, user...
Post feet pics, roastie whore
w-why would i post pictures of my feet...?
True but they're there making them your responsibility
Fuck off foot fetishist, your degeneracy is not welcome here
what am i supposed to do about it, user? it's not like i can just delete them. just pretend they aren't there!
what the fuck do you think he wants a picture of your feet for? Daft cunt, it's sad too because if you were actually attractive and not a 400lbs male you'd most likely willingly show off this shit, but because you're a gross slob larping as a girl you wont, fuck off now thank you.
TITS OR GTFO CUNT
Also do you have discord?
w-what did he mean by this...? are you ok user? i'm here for you!
Will you be my friend, user? I'll try to
be a great friend
of course, user! we can definitely be friends
could you be my out of character friend where we'd slowly grow closer and end up being a cute gay couple?
sup beeches
chad warden here
wii more Iike pee
b-but i'm a girl, user... sorry!
straight up Iookin like a dildo
girls can't have penises sorry :(
then be my "girl"friend where we'd slowly get closer and become a normal loving couple
sorry, i don't like lewd relationships...
i don't have a peepee!
Tell me about yourself and ask any questions you'd like
u problubly hav a stinky pussy
who said anything about lewd, just headpats and handholding
if you're feeling really frisky i might even kiss your cheek!!
well, i like to collect things and browse the internet!
... that's about it.
that's not very nice!
w-where do you live, user...? just wondering hehe...
the United Kingdom unfortunately
aw, so far away... i'm in canada
>that's not very nice!
buuut its trwoooo!!~
Same here honestly, we have similar hobbies I guess. What do you look for in friends?
th-that's terrible!
i guess we can't be lovers...
i look for people i can depend on and vent to... that's about! i'm not too picky
maybe in another life, my friend
I think I could be dependable, and you can definitely vent to me
that sounds nice, where do you live, user?