Strip club advice

Strip club advice.

When a girl walks up to you and says "hi want a dance" right away it means she doesn't like you and doesn't care about you as a human being. She doesn't do that with other guys just you.

Hi want a dance = I want your money.

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They all want your money. None of them like you or care about you. Even the ones pretending to be interested in you and talk to you for 20 minutes. They're probably upset that they wasted 20 minutes only for you to reject them.

If you actually think they care then you're a faggot

Of course she doesnt give a shit about you and just wants your money what are you going to a strip club for

She can at least pretend to like me before asking for a dance.

You can expect that out of any stripper you ever meet. they treat you nice to earn bigger tips. yes, strippers get boyfriends, but they get chad boyfriends, usually the kind who have drugs and guns (at the same time, you Jow Forums losers), and are decently muscular. you're much better off just asking them if they want to party later, then smoke meth with them. that'll usually lead to sex if you can get it that far. strippers love meth, and girls on meth love to fuck.

>t. strip club regular for 10 years

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Just go there and make it as awkward as possible for the dancers. When they ask stupid things, look at them like 'are you fucking for real?', then just ask them how much to spend time OUTSIDE the club. If they leave or they say shit like , 'Im not that type of girl', just wave them away.

they dpnt even treat me nice though. they just go straight to business. meanwhile they chat with other customers for hours.

I hate strip clubs they all pretend to be social. Can't stand that shit. They should pay me for listening to their gibberish

Obviously
it's like a cold call from a salesperson, very impersonal

Not that guy but, maybe change the time you are going, the ones during the day are usually desperate for cash (albeit they are usually uglier, fatter, got other problems)

the others are probably regulars
whatever, they're no better than beggars at that point

>hanging out with friends and friends of friends
>stacey sees a strip club
>she wants to be "not like the other girls" and suggests it as a fun idea
>"yeah lol can you imagine a woman liking another woman user totally crazy right"
>get fucked
>her boyfriend and the two other men think it's a great idea
>only I, for edgy radfem reasons, and mt friend, because he's shy, are hesitant
>fine whatever
>we go
>i sit in the back drinking way too expensive drinks and trying to enjoy early 80s heavy metal stuff which isn't half bad desu
>friend comes up to me
>"user, one of the strippers likes me"
>oh no buddy no
>tell him she's just trying to grab his wallet
>"no, i started telling her about my action figures-"
>sweet jesus man
>"and she's into them too!"
>tell him I really don't think she means it, not to give her any more money cause she sounds like a bitch
>"you're just cynical user. Her name is Scarlet and we're gonna be friends."
>welp
>we end up leaving after stacey gets a TOTALLY IRONIC LOL LAPDANCE ISN'T IT LESBIANISM FUNNY AND SEXY CHAD ARE YOU WATCHING
>leave
>two months later
>playing magic with friend
>phone rings
>"yeah, uh huh, yeah don't worry I still have it. Yeah it's mint. Just playing magic. Uh huh. Yeah."
>he sits back down
>"yeah that was Scarlett she's buying some G.I Joes off me."

A few years ago I dated a stripper I met on Craigslist for about a year
>looked like pic related except bigger tits and pale
>borderline alcoholic
>pothead, occasionally did heroin
>bipolar, severe depression, major daddy issues, sometimes acted suicidal for attention
>but holy hell she could fuck like a sex goddess
>her handjobs felt better than fapping and she gave Heather-tier blowjobs
>never got an STD from her
>when she was sober, or wasn't too fucked up, she was really fun to hang out with and a lot smarter than you'd think a stripper could be
>plus she always had tons of cash and insisted on paying for everything we did together
I wouldn't recommend having a serious longterm relationship with a stripper because the stress from their baggage will get to be too much and it would feel pretty cuckish to marry a stripper, but it was a lot of fun casually dating one for a year.

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I'm the guy you replied to, and it warmed my hear to hear the phrase "Heather-tier blowjobs". It really did. I'm sure dating a stripper would be fun, if any of them would give me more than the typical service aside from what I get from free drugs.

You're definitely lying. Strippers are professional naked people first and foremost, but professional nice people at a close second. Even my cousin with severe cerebral palsy (very bad speech impediment, powered wheelchair, terrible hand coordination, the works) goes to strip clubs multiple times a year. You are clearly lying, or at most trying to deliberately portray strip clubs wrongly to add fuel to incel flames. Maybe you want to convert them to traps, maybe you want them to kill more people, maybe you simply think the worst all the time, but whatever the case, you are wrong.

>throwing your money away on strippers
haha better you than me, I'll jack off and keep the money

i mean, it isnt like its $300 is alot of cash, and you can easily have a good time spending 10% of that amount.

if youre that autistic then youre better off sticking to porn.

my only advise is to where sweat pants

If you can get away with that yea, most places dont allow that dress code wise

thats the joke chief queef

Strip club advice, just pretend its all real.

Or enjoy the power of women begging you for your money.

She can probably smell the beta on you from a mile away.

easy target = easy money

What the fuck is the point of a strip club? Getting hard while not being able to do anything about it.

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lol what the fuck nigga strip club advice
jesus christ get it together

Honestly I'm not gonna say you guys are idiots for going to strip clubs, and some of us have lots of money so $300 or whatever isn't breaking the bank.

That said, you can actually bang a top tier escort in most places for that money. Much better value.